The Devil's Evolution Catalog summary: I definitely did not job change into a shut-in because I couldn’t survive in society. I definitely did not become a wizard because I couldn’t find a girlfriend. Actually, I’m pretty good at video games but those darned girls just don’t know how cool I am in the game. Even the heavens could not tolerate a cool guy like me. As I was trying to save someone, I got run over by a truck and died. Actually I just wanted to save that loli, that pretty boy can go kill himself…but I think I ended up saving both of them. Perhaps the next world will be a better place…