Alf shuffled forward.

"Who are these men?" whispered Anderson.

"Detectives--reg"lar detectives," replied Alf. "United States detectives--what do you call "em?"

"Scotland Yard men," replied Anderson, who had done a good deal of reading in his time.

"I started out after you on my wheel, Andy, thinkin" maybe you"d have trouble. Down the road I met up with these fellers in a big automobile.

They stopped me an" said I couldn"t go up the hill. Just then up comes another car full of men. They all seemed to be acquainted. I told "em I was a deputy marshal an" was goin" up the hill to help you arrest a feller named Bonyparte. Well, by jinks, you oughter heard "em! They cussed, and said the derned ole fool would spile everything. Then, "fore you could say Joe, they piled into one o" the cars an" sailed up the hill. I didn"t get up here till after they"d hauled you an" your prisoners out o" that hole, but I give "em the laugh just the same. You captured the two ringleaders. By gosh, I"m glad you"re alive, Andy. I bet the Kaiser"ll hate you fer this."

"The--the what?"

"Ole Kaiser Bill. Say, you was down there quite a little spell, an" they won"t let me go down. What does a wireless plant look like, Anderson?"

That evening Marshal Crow sat on the porch in front of Lamson"s store, smoking a fine cigar, presented to him by Harry Squires, reporter for the _Banner_. He had a large audience. Indeed, he was obliged to raise his voice considerably in order to reach the outer rim.

He had been called a hero, a fearless officer, and a lot of other pleasant things, by the astonished United States marshals, and he had been given to understand that he would hear from Washington before long.

Mr. Bacon (Kurt von Poppenblitz) and Mr. Bonaparte (Conrad Bloom) had also called him something, but he didn"t mind. His erstwhile partners, with their four or five henchmen, were now well on their way to limbo, and Mr. Crow was regaling his hearers with the story. During the first recital (this being either the ninth or tenth), Alf Reesling had been obliged to prompt him--a circ.u.mstance readily explainable when one stops to consider the effect of the murderous blow Mr. Crow had received.

""Course," said Anderson, "they _did_ fool me at first. But I wasn"t long gittin" onto "em. I used to sneak up there and investigate ever"

now an" ag"in. Finally I got onto the fact that they was German spies--I got positive proof of it. I can"t tell you just what it is, "cause it"s government business. Then I finds out they got a wireless plant all in order, an" ready to relay messages to the coast o" Maine, from some"eres out west. So today, I goes over to Justice Robb"s and gits a warrant for intoxication. That was to make it legal fer me to bust into their shanty if necessary. Course, the drunk charge was only a blind, as I told the U. S. marshal. I went right straight to that underground den o" their"n, an" afore they knowed what was up, I leaped down on "em. Fust thing I done was to put the big and dangerous one horse de combat. He was the one I was worried about. I knocked him flat an" then went after t"other one. He let on like he was surrenderin". He fooled me, I admit--"cause I don"t know anything "bout wireless machinery. All of a sudden he give me a wireless shock--out o" nowhere, you might say--an" well, by cracky, I thought it was all over. "Course, I realize now it was foolish o" me to try to go up there an" take them two desperadoes single-handed, but I--What"s that, Bud?"

"Mrs. Crow sent me to tell you if you didn"t come home to supper this minute, you wouldn"t git any," called out a boy from the outskirts of the crowd.

"That"s the second wireless shock you"ve had today, Anderson," said Harry Squires, drily, and slowly closed one eye.

THE BEST MAN WINS!

ANDERSON CROW MEETS HIS WATERLOO AND HIS MARNE

For sixteen consecutive years Anderson Crow had been the Marshal of Tinkletown. A hiatus of two years separated this period of service from another which, according to persons of apparently infallible memory, ran through an unbroken stretch of twenty-two years. Uncle Gid Luce stoutly maintained--and with some authority--that anybody who said twenty-two years was either mistaken or lying. He knew for a positive fact that it was only twenty-one for the simple reason that at the beginning of the Crow dynasty a full year elapsed before Anderson could be convinced that he actually had been victorious at the polls over his venerable predecessor, ex-marshal Bunker, who had served uninterruptedly for something like thirty years before him.

It took the wisest men in town nearly a year to persuade the incredulous Mr. Bunker that he had been defeated, and also to prove to Mr. Crow that he had been elected. Neither one of "em would believe it.

It was the consensus of opinion, however, that Anderson Crow had served, all told, thirty-eight years, the aforesaid hiatus being the result of a decision on his part to permanently abandon public life in order to carry on his work as a private detective. Mr. Ed. Higgins held the office for two years and then retired, claiming that there wasn"t any sense in Tinkletown having _two_ marshals and only paying for one.

And, as the salary and perquisites were too meagre to warrant a division, and the duties of office barely sufficient to keep _one_ man awake, he arrived at the only conclusion possible: it was only fair that he should split even with Anderson.

After thinking it over for some time, he decided that about the best way to solve the problem was for him to take the pay and allow Anderson to do the work,--an arrangement that was eminently satisfactory to the entire population of Tinkletown.

Elections were held biennially. Every two years, in the spring, as provided by statute, the voters of Tinkletown--unless otherwise engaged--ambled up to the polling place in the rear of Hawkins"s Undertaking Emporium and voted not only for Anderson Crow, but for a town clerk, a justice of the peace, and three selectmen. No one ever thought of voting for any one except Mr. Crow. Once, and only once, was there an opposition candidate for the office of Town Marshal. It is on record that he did not receive a solitary vote.

Republicans and Democrats voted for Anderson with persistent fidelity, and while there were notable contests for the other offices at nearly every election, no one bothered himself about the marshal-ship.

The regular election was drawing near. Marshal Crow was mildly concerned,--not about himself, but on account of the tremendous battle that was to be waged for the office of town clerk. Henry Wimpelmeyer, the proprietor of the tanyard, had come out for the office, and was spending money freely. The inc.u.mbent, Ezra Pounder, had had a good deal of sickness in his family during the winter, and was in no position to be bountiful.

Moreover, Ezra was further handicapped by the fact that nearly every voter in Tinkletown owed money to Henry Wimpelmeyer. Inasmuch as it was just the other way round with Ezra, it may be seen that his adversary possessed a sickening advantage. Mr. Wimpelmeyer could afford to slap every one on the back and jingle his pocketful of change in the most reckless fashion. He did not have to dodge any one on the street, not he.

Anderson Crow was a strong Pounder man. He was worried. Henry Wimpelmeyer had openly stated that if he were elected he would be pleased to show his grat.i.tude to his friends by cancelling every obligation due him!

He was planning to run on what was to be called the People"s ticket.

Ezra was an Anderson Crow republican. Tinkletown itself was largely republican. The democrats never had a chance to hold office except when there was a democratic president at Washington. Then one of them got the post-office, and almost immediately began to show signs of turning republican so that he could be reasonably certain of reappointment at the end of his four years.

Anderson Crow lay awake nights trying to evolve a plan by which Henry Wimpelmeyer"s astonishing methods could be overcome. That frank and unchallenged promise to cancel all debts was absolutely certain to defeat Ezra. So far as the marshal knew, no one owed Henry more than five dollars--in most cases it was even less--but when you sat down and figured up just how much Henry would ever realize in hard cash on these accounts, even if he waited a hundred years, it was easy to see that the election wasn"t going to cost him a dollar.

For example, Alf Reesling had owed him a dollar and thirty-five cents for nearly seven years. Alf admitted that the obligation worried him a great deal, and it was pretty nearly certain that he would jump at the chance to be relieved. Other items: Henry Plumb, two dollars and a quarter; Harvey Shortfork, ninety cents; Ben Pickett, a dollar-seventy-five; Rush Applegate, three-twenty; Lum Gillespie, one-fifteen,--and so on, including Ezra Pounder himself, who owed the staggering sum of eleven dollars and eighty-two cents. There was, after all, some consolation in the thought that Ezra would be benefited to that extent by his own defeat.

Naturally, Mr. Crow gave no thought to his own candidacy. No one was running against him, and apparently no one ever would. Therefore, Mr.

Crow was in a position to devote his apprehensions exclusively to the rest of the ticket, and to Ezra Pounder in particular.

He could think of but one way to forestall Mr. Wimpelmeyer, and that was by digging down into his own pocket and paying in cash every single cent that the electorate of Tinkletown owed "the dad-burned Shylark!" He even went so far as to ascertain--almost to a dollar--just how much it would take to save the honour of Tinkletown, finding, after an investigation, that $276.82 would square up everything, and leave Henry high and dry with nothing but the German vote to depend upon. There were exactly twenty-two eligible voters in town with German names, and seven of them professed to be Swiss the instant the United States went into the war.

Mr. Crow was making profound calculation on the back of an envelope when Alf Reesling, the town drunkard, came scuttling excitedly around the corner from the _Banner_ office.

"Gee whiz!" gasped Alf, "I been lookin" all over fer you, Anderson."

"Say, can"t you see I"m busy? Now, I got to begin all over ag"in. Move on, now--"

"Have you heard the latest?" gulped Alf, grabbing him by the arm.

"What ails you, Alf? Wait a minute! No, by gosh, it"s more like onions.

For a second I thought you"d--"

"I"m as sober as ever," interrupted Alf hotly.

"That"s what you been sayin" fer twenty years," said Anderson.

"Well, ain"t I?"

"I don"t know what you do when I"m not watchin" you."

"Well, all I got to say is I never felt more like takin" a drink. An"

you"ll feel like it, too, when you hear the latest. Maybe you"ll drop dead er somethin". Serve you right, too, by jiminy, the way you keep insinyating about--"

"Go on an" tell me. Don"t talk all day. Just _tell_ me. That"s all you"re called on to do."

"Well," sputtered Alf. "Some one"s come out ag"in you fer marshal. I seen the item they"re printin" over at the _Banner_ office. Seen the name an" everything."

Anderson blinked two or three times, reached for his whiskers and missed them, and then roared:

"You must be crazy, Alf! By thunder, I hate to do it, but I"ll have to put you in a safe--"

"You just wait an" see if I"m--"