Cat O'Nine Tales And Other Stories

Chapter 18

k.u.mar continued to pace around the room, but didn"t respond.

"Let me try and second-guess the headlines that would follow such a cross.e.xamination." Khan paused before saying, ""Commissioner accepts bribes to destroy friends" files" might be the headline in the Times, while the tabloids will surely be a little more colorful"Bung money left in Commissioner"s office by delivery boy," or perhaps "Commissioner k.u.mar employs ex-con to carry out his dirty work?" "

"I think I"ve got the picture," said the Commissioner, as he sank back into the chair next to Khan. "So what the h.e.l.l am I supposed to do about it?"

"What you"ve always done in the past," Khan replied. "Play it by the book."

The Commissioner looked across at his deputy quizzically. "What do you have in mind?"



"Malik," shouted the supervisor at the top of his voice, even before he"d put the phone down. " Commissioner k.u.mar wants to see you, immediately."

"Did he say why?" asked Malik nervously "No, he"s not in the habit of confiding in me," replied the supervisor, "but don"t hang about because he"s not a man who likes to be kept waiting."

"Yes, sir," Malik replied. He closed the file he"d been working on and placed it back on the supervisor"s desk. He walked across to his locker, removed his bicycle clips and left the building without another word. It wasn"t until he was outside on the pavement that he began to shake. Had they caught on to his latest scam? Not that it had proved that successful. He unlocked the chain that was attached to the railings and began to consider his options. Should he make a run for it, or simply try to brazen it out? He hadn"t been left with a lot of choice. After all, where would he run to? And even if he did decide to run, it would only be a matter of days, perhaps hours, before they caught up with him.

Malik slipped on his bicycle clips, mounted his third-hand Raleigh Lenton and began to pedal slowly toward the city center. The dusty brown roads were teeming with other bicycles, cars and countless numbers of people, all heading in different directions. The incessant honking of horns, the mult.i.tude of different smells, the beating down of the sun and the bustle of everyday life ensured that Mumbai was like no other city on earth. Street traders thrust out their arms as Malik pa.s.sed, trying to sell him their wares, while beggars with no arms ran by his side, not a.s.sisting his progress.

Should he come clean and admit what he"d been up to?

He cycled for a few more yards. No, never admit to anything, a golden rule that he"d learned after long years in prison. He swerved to avoid a cow and nearly fell off.

a.s.sume they know nothing until you"re cornered.

Even then, deny everything. As he rounded the next corner, police headquarters loomed up in front of him. If he was going to make a dash for it, it would have to be now or never. He pedalled on, until he was only a few yards away from the steps leading up to the front entrance. He tugged firmly on the tired brake handles until his bike came to a slow, unsteady halt.

He climbed off, and padlocked his one a.s.set to the nearest railing. He walked slowly up the steps to police headquarters, pushed his way through the swing doors and headed nervously toward the reception desk. He told the duty officer his name. Perhaps there had been a mistake.

"I have an appointment with..."

"Ah, yes," the duty officer replied ominously, without needing to consult his roster. "The Commissioner is waiting to see you. You"ll find his office is on the fourteenth floor."

Malik turned and began walking toward the lifts, aware that the duty officer"s eyes never left him. Malik glanced at the front door. This would be his last chance to escape, he thought, as the doors of one of the lifts slid open. He stepped into a crowded elevator, which made several stops on its slow interrupted journey to the fourteenth floor. By the time Malik reached the top floor, he was sweating profusely, and it wasn"t just the crowded s.p.a.ce and lack of air conditioning that caused his unease.

When the doors finally parted, he was on his own. Malik stepped out onto the only thickly carpeted corridor in the building. He looked around and then recalled his last visit. He began to walk slowly toward an office at the far end of the corridor. The word Commissioner was printed in bold stencilled letters on the door.

Malik knocked quietlyperhaps something more important had arisen, causing the Commissioner to leave the office without warning. He heard a female voice invite him to enter. He opened the door to find the Commissioner"s secretary seated behind her desk, tapping away furiously. She stopped typing the moment she saw Malik.

"The Commissioner is expecting you," was all she offered. She didn"t smile and she didn"t frown as she rose from her place. Perhaps she was unaware of his fate. The secretary disappeared through another door and returned almost immediately. "The Commissioner will see you now, Mr. Malik," she said, and held the door open for him.

Malik walked into the Commissioner"s office, to find him seated at his desk, eyes down, studying an open file. He raised his head, looked directly at him and said, "Have a seat, Malik." Not Raj, not Mr., just Malik.

Malik slipped into the chair opposite the Commissioner. He sat in silence, trying not to appear nervous as he watched the second hand of the clock on the wall behind the desk complete a full minute.

"Malik," the Commissioner eventually said as he looked up from the papers on his desk, "I"ve just been reading your supervisors annual report."

Malik remained silent, although he could feel a bead of sweat trickling down his nose.

The Commissioner looked back down again. "He"s very complimentary about your work," said k.u.mar, "full of praise.

Far better than I could have hoped for when you sat in that chair just a year ago." The Commissioner looked up and smiled. "In fact, he"s recommending that you should be promoted."

"Promoted?" said Malik in disbelief.

"Yes, though it may not prove that easy, as there are not too many appropriate jobs available at the present time.

However, I do believe I have come across a position that is ideally suited for your particular talents."

"Oh, thank you, sir," said Malik, relaxing for the first time.

"There is a vacancy..." the Commissioner opened another file and smiled..."for an a.s.sistant in the city morgue." He extracted a single sheet of paper and began reading from it.

"It would be your responsibility to scrub the blood off the slabs and clean the floor immediately after the bodies have been dissected and stored away I"m told the stench is not all that pleasant, but a face mask is supplied, and I have no doubt that, in time, one gets used to it." He continued to smile at Malik. "The appointment comes with the rank of sub-supervisor, along with a corresponding rise in salary. It also has other perks, not least that you would have your own room directly above the morgue, so you wouldn"t have to bed down any longer at the YMCA."

The Commissioner paused. "And, should you continue to hold the post until your sixtieth birthday, you would also be ent.i.tled to a modest pension." The Commissioner closed Malik"s file and looked directly at him. "Any questions?" he asked.

"Only one, sir," said Malik. "Is there any alternative?" "Oh, yes," replied the Commissioner. "You can spend the rest of your life in jail."

In the Eye of the Beholder.

Other than the fact that they had been to school together, the two of them had little in common.

Gian Lorenzo Venici had been a diligent child since his first roll call at the age of five, whereas Paolo Castelli somehow managed always to be late, even for his first roll call.

Gian Lorenzo felt at home in the cla.s.sroom with books, essays and exams, where he outshone his contemporaries.

Paolo achieved the same results on the football field, with a change of pace, a deceptive turn and a shot at goal which beguiled his own team as well as the opposition. Both young men progressed to St. Cecilia"s, the most prestigious high school in Rome, where they were able to display their talents to a wider audience.

When their school days were over, they both graduated to Roma: Gian Lorenzo to the nation"s oldest university as a scholar, Paolo to the nation"s oldest football club as a striker. Although they didn"t mix in the same circles, they were both well aware of the other"s achievements. While Gian Lorenzo collected honors in one field, Paolo won them on another, both achieving their goals.

After leaving university, Gian Lorenzo joined his father at the Venici Gallery. He immediately set about converting those years of study into something more practical, as he wished to emulate his father and become the most respected art dealer in Italy.

By the time Gian Lorenzo had begun his apprenticeship, Paolo had been appointed captain of Roma. With the cheers and adulation of the fans ringing in his ears, he led them to championship and European glory. Gian Lorenzo only had to turn to the back pages of any newspaper, on an almost daily basis, to follow the exploits of his former cla.s.smate, and to the gossip columns to discover who was the latest beauty to be found dangling from his arm: another difference between them.

Gian Lorenzo quickly discovered that in his chosen profession long-term reputation would be built not on the occasional inspired goal, but on hours of dedicated research, combined with good judgment. He had inherited from his father the two most important gifts in any art dealer"s armorya good eye and a good nose. Antonio Venici also taught his son not only how to look, but where to look, when searching for a masterpiece. The old man only dealt in the finest examples of Renaissance painting and sculpture, which would never appear on the open market. Unless a piece was exclusive, Antonio didn"t venture out of his gallery. His son followed in his footsteps. The gallery bought and sold only three, perhaps four, paintings a year, but those masters changed hands at around the same price as one of Roma"s strikers.

After forty years in the business, Gian Lorenzo"s father knew not only who possessed the great collections, but more important, who might be willing or, better still, needed to part with the occasional masterpiece.

Gian Lorenzo became so engrossed in his work that he missed the injury Paolo Castelli sustained while playing for Italy against Spain in the European Cup.

This personal setback placed Paolo on the sidelines of the football field, as well as the newspapers, especially when it became clear that he had reached his sellby date.

Paolo left the world stage just as Gian Lorenzo strode onto it. He began to travel around Europe representing the gallery in an endless quest to seek out only the rarest examples of genius, and, having acquired a masterpiece, to find someone who could afford to purchase it.

Gian Lorenzo often wondered what had become of Paolo since he"d stopped playing football and the press no longer reported his every move. He was to discover overnight when Paolo announced his engagement.

Paolo"s choice of marriage partner ensured that his exploits were transferred from the back pages to the front.

Angelina Porcelli was the only daughter of Ma.s.simo Porcelli, president of Roma Football Club and chairman of Ulitox, the largest pharmaceutical company in Italy. A marriage of two heavyweights, declared the banner headline in one of the tabloids.

Gian Lorenzo turned to page three to discover what merited such a comment.

Paolo"s bride-to-be was six foot twoan advantage for a model, I hear you saybut there the comparison ended, because the other vital statistic the reporters latched on to was Angelina"s weight. This seemed to vary between three hundred and three hundred and fifty pounds, according to whether it was reported by a broadsheet or a tabloid.

A picture is worth a thousand words.

Gian Lorenzo studied several photographs of Angelina, and concluded that only Rubens would have considered her as a model. In every picture of Paolo"s future bride, no amount of skill displayed by the couturiers of Milan, the stylists of Paris, the jewelers of London, not to mention the legions of personal trainers, diet.i.tians and ma.s.seurs, was able to transform her image from sugar plum fairy to prima ballerina. Whichever angle the photographers took, however considerate they tried to be, and some didn"t, they only emphasized the transparent difference between her and her fiance, especially when she stood alongside Roma"s former hero. The Italian press, clearly obsessed by Angelina"s size, reported nothing else about her of any interest.

Gian Lorenzo turned to the arts pages, and had quite forgotten about Paolo and his future bride when he strode into the gallery later that morning.

As he opened the door to his office, he was greeted by his secretary, who thrust a large, gold-embossed card into his hand. Gian Lorenzo glanced down at the invitation.

Sienor Ma.s.simo Porcelli has pleasure in inviting to the marriage of his daughter, Angelina, to Signor Paolo Castelli at the Villa Borghese.

Six weeks later Gian Lorenzo joined a thousand guests in the grounds of the Villa Borghese. It soon became clear that Signor Porcelli was determined his only child would enjoy a wedding that not only she, but everyone else present, would never forget.

The setting in the Borghese Gardens, perched on one of the seven hills overlooking Rome, with its imposing terracotta and cream villa in the background, was the stuff of fairytales. Gian Lorenzo strolled around the grounds, admiring the sculptures and fountains while catching up with old friends and contemporaries, some of whom he had not seen since his school days. Some twenty minutes before the ceremony was due to take place, a dozen liveried ushers, in long blue coats trimmed with gold braid and wearing white wigs, moved among the throng. They invited the guests to take their seats in the rose garden as the wedding ceremony was about to commence.

Gian Lorenzo joined a large crowd as they made their way toward a recently constructed stand with an elevated semicircle of seats surrounding a raised stage with an altar as its centerpiece; not unlike a football ground where a different form of worship takes place on a Sat.u.r.day afternoon. His connoisseurs eye took in the magnificent view over Rome, a scene made even more dazzling by the number of beautiful women, dressed in clothes that he suspected had never been worn before, and in some cases would never be worn again. They were complemented by elegantly dressed men in tailcoats and white shirts, with only different colored ties and cravats to suggest the peac.o.c.k in them. Gian Lorenzo looked around to find that he was surrounded by leading politicians, captains of industry, actors, socialites, as well as many of Paolo"s old teammates.

The next actor to take his place on the stage was Paolo himself, accompanied by his best man. Gian Lorenzo knew he was a well-known footballer, but couldn"t recall his name. As Paolo strode down the gra.s.s path and onto the pitch, Gian Lorenzo understood only too well why women could not take their eyes off the man.

Paolo walked up onto the stage, took his place on the right of the altar and waited to be joined by his bride.

A forty-piece string orchestra, almost hidden among the trees behind the altar, struck up the opening chords of Mendelssohn"s Wedding March. A thousand guests rose from their seats and turned to see the bride as she progressed slowly up the thick gra.s.s carpet on the arm of her proud father.

"What a beautiful dress," said the lady standing in front of Gian Lorenzo.

He nodded his agreement and, staring at the yards of Persian silk that formed a magnificent train behind Angelina, didn"t express the one thought that must have been on everyone"s mind. Nevertheless, the look on Angelina"s face was that of a bride displaying total contentment with her lot. She was walking toward the man she adored, aware that many of the women present would have been only too happy to take her place.

As Angelina climbed the steps up onto the stage, the boards creaked. Her future husband smiled as he took a pace forward to join his bride. They both turned to face Cardinal Montagni, the Archbishop of Naples. One or two guests failed to stifle a smile when the cardinal turned to Paolo and inquired, "Do you take this woman to be your lawful wedded wife, for better for worse, for richer for poorer..."

Once bride and groom had been joined together in holy matrimony, Gian Lorenzo made his way to the Long Garden, to join a thousand other guests for dinner. A feast followed that began with champagne and truffle risotto, and ended with chocolate souffle and a Chateau d"Yquem. Gian Lorenzo could barely move by the time Paolo rose to reply to his best man"s speech.

"I am the happiest man on earth," he declared, as he turned to face his beaming bride. "I have found the ideal woman for me, and I am only too aware that I must be the envy of every bachelor present." A sentiment which Gian Lorenzo could not quite agree with, but he quickly banished the ungracious thought from his mind. Paolo continued, "You know, I was the first suitor to win Angelina"s heart. No longer will I have to search for the perfect woman because I have found her. Please rise and join me in a toast to Angelina, my little angel."

The gathering rose as one and toasted, "Angelina." One or two even managed "his little angel."

After the speeches were over, the dancing began to yet another bandthis time one that had been flown in from New Orleans. Gian Lorenzo overheard that Angelina had once mentioned to Papa that she liked jazz.

As the band struck up and the champagne continued to flow, the newlyweds moved among their guests, which gave Gian Lorenzo a fleeting moment to thank Paolo and his bride for including him in such an unforgettable occasion. "Medici would have swooned," he told her, as he kissed her hand. She gave him a warm, gentle smile, but didn"t respond.

"Let"s keep in touch," suggested Paolo as the two of them drifted away.

"Angelina is fascinated by art, you know, and is thinking of starting her own collection," were the last words Gian Lorenzo heard, before Paolo moved on to another guest.

Just before the sun rose and breakfast was about to be served, Signor and Signora Castelli set off for the airport, with a thousand hands waving their farewells. They drove out of the grounds of the Borghese with Paolo at the wheel of his latest Ferrarinot the ideal car for his bride. When they reached the airport, Paolo drove out onto a private airstrip and brought the car to a halt by the side of a Lear jet that was waiting for two pa.s.sengers. The newlyweds left the Ferrari parked on the runway, climbed the steps and disappeared inside Papa"s aircraft.

Within minutes of fastening their seatbelts, the jet took off for Acapulco, the first stop on their three-month honeymoon.

Despite Paolo"s parting words, when the Castellis returned from their honeymoon they made no attempt to keep in touch with Gian Lorenzo. However, he was able to follow their exploits on an almost daily basis in the gossip columns of the national press.

A year later he read that they would be moving to Venice, where they had purchased the type of villa that makes the covers, not the inside pages, of glossy magazines. Gian Lorenzo a.s.sumed that he and his old friend were unlikely to b.u.mp into each other again.

When Antonio Venici retired, he happily handed over the responsibility for the family business to his son. As the new owner of the Venici Gallery, Gian Lorenzo spent half his time traveling around Europe in search of that elusive painting which makes collectors gasp, while not insulting the dealer with any suggestion of bargaining.

One such journey was to Venice, to view a Ca.n.a.letto owned by the Contessa di Palmaa lady who, having divorced her third husband and sadly no longer possessing the looks to guarantee a fourth, had decided she would have to part with one or two of her treasures. The Contessa"s only stipulation was that no one must discover that she was facing temporary financial difficulties. Every leading dealer in Italy knew of her mounting debts and unpaid creditors.

Gian Lorenzo was only thankful that the Contessa had chosen him to share her confidences with.

Gian Lorenzo took some time to study the Contessa"s considerable collection and concluded that she had an eye not only for rich men. After he had agreed a price for the Ca.n.a.letto, he expressed the hope that this might be the beginning of a long and fruitful relationship.

"Let"s start with dinner at Harry"s Bar, my darling," said the Contessa, once she had Gian Lorenzo"s check in her hand.

Gian Lorenzo was making up his mind between an affogato or an espresso when Paolo and Angelina strolled into Harrys Bar. Everyone in the room followed their progress, as the maitre d" ushered them unctuously to a corner table.

"Now there"s someone who can afford to buy my entire collection," whispered the Contessa.

"Without a doubt," agreed Gian Lorenzo, "but unfortunately Paolo only collects rare cars."

"And even rarer women," interjected the Contessa.

"And I"m not altogether sure what Angelina collects."

"A few extra pounds each year," suggested the Contessa. "She once came to tea with my second husband and literally ate us out of house and home. By the time she left we were down to the water biscuits."

"Well, let"s try and make up for that tonight," said Gian Lorenzo. "I"m told the zabaglione is their signature dish?"

The Contessa showed no interest in the zabaglione, but simply sailed on, ignoring her companion"s unsubtle hint.

"Can you imagine what those two get up to, when they"re in bed?"

Gian Lorenzo was surprised that the Contessa was willing to voice a question he had often thought about but never felt able to express. And there was worse to come as the Contessa went on to describe things that hadn"t, until then, even crossed Gian Lorenzo"s mind.

"Do you think he climbs on top of her?" Gian Lorenzo didn"t offer an opinion. "A feat in itself," she continued, "because if they did it the other way round, surely she"d suffocate him."

Gian Lorenzo didn"t care to think about the image, so he tried once again to change the subject. "We went to the same school, you knowone h.e.l.l of an athlete."

"You"d have to be, to satisfy her."

"I even attended their wedding," he added. "A truly memorable occasion, though I doubt after all this time that he would even remember I was among the guests."

"Would you really be willing to spend the rest of your life with such a creature, however much money she had to offer?" asked the Contessa, not paying attention to her host"s words.