Chapter 2546: What’s Going on in This World?!
Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation
“What does this have to do with being civilized? Besides, I’m a mighty Mental Demon. What civilization do I have to talk about?” The sword protested.
“Isn’t it funny that you’re talking about civilization with a demon?” Soft
Feather giggled. “I’m only responsible for pa.s.sing on the message. Senior Scarlet Heaven Sword, it’s up to you whether you want to talk about civilization or not. It has nothing to do with me.”
Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet thought for a moment and then reminded, “Fellow Daoist Scarlet Heaven Sword, you should ask Soft Feather who sent you the long-distance message.”
Ever since Fellow Daoist Stone Tablet had agreed to Song Shuhangs request, he was still regretting it. Therefore, now, it would repeatedly think about what it was doing and what it was saying. As a result, it became the most rational one among Song Shuhangs pendants. Recently, he had been shouldering the responsibility of reminding everyone not to make mistakes.
“It must be the Celestial Thearch,” Song Shuhang suddenly said. “The last time I mentioned this word to her, she suddenly got angry and blocked me. A woman’s heart is like a needle at the bottom of the sea.’
Heart Demon Redcloud Sword was speechless.
“So it’s your fault!”
As he spoke, Song Shuhang logged into the cultivation chat function and sent the information he had just received from Demon Monarch Anzhi regarding the Limitless Demon Sect’s plan to the Nine Provinces Number Two Group for the seniors to refer to.
In the Nine Provinces Number Two Group.
Mother Yellow MountainGroup Owner: “Shuhang, where did you get this information?”
ServerGroup Owner: “Senior Yellow Mountain, this information was obtained from Demon Monarch Anzhi, a disciple of the Limitless Demon Sect whom I captured earlier. The price was quite high. Demon Monarch Anzhi, whom I was going to give as a gift, exploded in the head after revealing part of the information.’
“In other words, the disciples of the Limitless Demon Sect who know this information are likely to have been cursed or imprisoned. Once the secret was leaked, he would die from an explosive in his head. Fairy Dongfang Six, Fairy Dongfang Six, you have to be careful on your side!”
He remembered that Fairy Dongfang Six had planted a spy in the Limitless Demon Sect and was preparing to send the news out.
If Fairy Dongfang Six’s spies were also imprisoned, he would have to be careful. Otherwise, if he was not careful, the spy’s head could blow up before the news could spread.
G.o.d of Racing replied, “Got it. Thank you for the information, Shuhang. I’Il
pay attention to the dangers in this area. I’ve already secretly contacted the planted in the Limitless Demon Sect, but it’ll take some time to get the exact news out. I’ll let them first check if there are any restrictions placed in their brains and think of a way to avoid them. When the time comes, I’ll send the information to the group and verify it with little friend Shuhangs information.’
They were both from the Demon Sect, so they naturally had the means to resolve the ‘confinement in the mind’. The ones who understood the fiend sect cultivators the most were naturally the cultivators from the other sects.
ID Officer: “Speaking of which, isn’t the Nine Provinces Number Two Group’s function getting more and more excessive? In the past, it would still display his daoist name, but why isn’t it displayed now? When I saw Server Group
Master, I was confused for a long time before 1 guessed that it was Shuhang.”
“l am Northern River.’
CPU: “We all know that you’re Northern River, but there are a few people I can’t guess. For example…Who is the gravitational wave?”
Gravitational Wave: “I’m Liu Ying… My t.i.tle should be based on my cultivation technique?”
“Shuhang, don’t mess around. Change everyone’s daoist names back to normal.’
ServerGroup Owner: “Wait, I’ll adjust the background. There must have been a BUG in the system during this upgrade. I’ve already asked Miss Long Luo to check the reason. I believe the BUG will be fixed soon.’
Zhiyin.Pathogen: “Shuhang, your cultivation chat is an innate ability, right?
Why would there be a bug in it? You must have done something bad yesterday! Will I get infected by a virus in the future?”
ServerGroup Owner: .
In fact, this thing could really produce a virus. For example, Senior Three-Eyed’s garbage data attack could completely be included in the list of viruses.
Black Panther FriendDog Head Building Owner: “Text version of cute dog head emoji.”
“Tyrannical Song, send me a copy of the information related to the Xie w.a.n.g.
Then, transfer the Xie w.a.n.gs body to your Heavenly City fragment ‘Kitchen
No. 111’. Chuchu and I are going to study the ‘Xie w.a.n.g Recipe’ now!”
Black-skinned friend, Dog Head Buildings owner: “Rub the dog head upstairs in anger. Hand-made version of the text.”
Obsession. Rubbing dog heads was a type of obsession.
Very Delicious:
Server Group Leader: “Immortal Fairy Bie Xue, please wait a moment. I’ll immediately transfer the information and Xie w.a.n.gs body to you and Chu Chu. In addition, Senior Guo Da, I’ve met Master Ming Heng, a member of your Southern Eternal Sword Sect. This fellow Daoist is very interesting. He has a discerning eye and knows how to praise my unborn sister.”
Now that Immortal Fairy Bie Xue had arrived, the research on transforming evil into food ingredients could be launched.
Black Panther FriendDog Head Building Lord: “l t d like to know when you’ll be able to customize your emojis.”
“I’ll try to add this feature in the next update.” Song Shuhang replied.
Dog Food King Pharmacist: “In addition, Shuhang, I’m quickly developing a headache from this. What nicknames did you give everyone?”
“This really isn’t my fault. I’ve already consulted Madam Long Luo. She said that the nickname was automatically arranged by the system…” Song Shuhang replied with a serious expression. However, it was based on his understanding and impression of the seniors and fellow daoists.
However, this was indeed an automatic arrangement!
Mother Yellow Mountain,Group Owner: “Shuhang, I’ve already collected a batch of Xie w.a.n.gs and their cores. In a while, you can think of a way to send a ‘Branded Wooden Saber! to me and receive these evil illusions and their cores. After that, appraise these cores and see how many of them are the type raised by the Limitless Demon Sect. I want to mark them.”
“Roger that, Mother Yellow Mountain. I promise to complete the mission!” Song Shuhang replied.
But in less than a second, Song Shuhang found out that he had accidentally typed ‘Mother Yellow Mountain’.
“Retract, is there a recall function? Clumsy little squirrel, quickly retract my response.” Song Shuhang urgently ordered the ‘clumsy little squirrel’.
[Ding! Server Group Leader has retracted a message: Received, Mother Yellow
Mountain. I promise to complete the mission.]
“Retraction successful.’
Yellow Mountain MotherGroup Owner:…
Had Shuhang become arrogant lately, or had Venerable Yellow Mountain become unable to wield a saber?
Venerable Yellow Mountain pulled out his phone, opened the Nine Provinces Number One Group, and removed ‘Profound Sage Tyrannical Song from the group list without hesitation. He muted him for 30 days.
[System Notification: User Profound Sage Tyrannical Song has been muted by the administrator for 30 days.]
Song ShUhang:
He opened his group list and checked. He remembered that he had changed the nickname in the group to ‘Tyrannical Sage Tyrannical Song, so who was this Profound Sage Tyrannical Song?
On the other side.
On a treasured saber.
Thrice Reckless Mad Saber sat cross-legged and contemplated his 30-day mute. He had silently changed his nickname to Profound Sage Tyrannical Song, intending to announce some big news. While wandering in the sea just now, he suddenly found that the mysterious island had reappeared and was heading towards the route to Spirit b.u.t.terfly Island.
However, he had unintentionally offended Senior Spirit b.u.t.terfly in Soft
Feather’s live broadcast barrage. Therefore, he didn’t want Senior Spirit b.u.t.terfly to know that he was wandering near Spirit b.u.t.terfly Island. Yes, he had lied when he said he wasn’t in the mortal world.
So, he changed his nickname and profile picture to Song Shuhangs…
But before he could take any action, Senior Yellow Mountain muted him.
What a predicament!
What a dilemma!