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[Chapter 14 - Paradise on earth] This miserable body after transmigration

"If I can"t get erect, then wouldn"t you be a widow with a living husband." Qin Shao Yu teased.

"Shut up." Shen Qian Ling said forcefully, "I won"t marry you."
"Why?" Qian Shao Yu asked.

He still has to ask "why" about this matter? Shen Qian Ling continued severely, "Because you have no b.r.e.a.s.t.s."
Qin Shao Yu: "......."

"Although I don"t know why my parents insist on us marrying, I will absolutely not agree to this." Shen Qian Ling sat on the bed with his legs crossed, "So, in order to not delay you from marrying a wife and having kids, it"s better that we break up earlier."

"Marry a wife and have kids?" Qin Shao Yu smirked.

It"s not a problem if you don"t want to get a wife too, Shen Qian Ling cursed silently, just as long as you don"t bother me.

"After you lost your memories, you seem to have become more delightful than before." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his chin.

"What was I like previously?" Shen Qian Ling was curious.

Qin Shao Yu said, "Not one good point."
　　……

Although he knows that Qin Shao Yu wasn"t referring to himself, it was still hard to not feel unhappy. So Shen Qian Ling flashed him the middle finger.

"What"s the meaning of this gesture?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"Praising that you"re a confident and elegant man." Shen Qian Ling replied without a pause.

Qin Shao Yu looked at him with a smile that didn"t reach his eyes, "If not for the fact that this face of yours didn"t change, I would"ve almost suspected that you"re completely not the original Shen Qian Ling."

This warrior, your intuition is even more accurate than a dog"s. Shen Qian Ling grumbled internally for a while, and then raised his leg and kicked him, "I want to rest, you can go and sleep on the floor."

"Not going." Qin Shao Yu covered himself with the blanket, not heeding his words at all.

Shen Qian Ling angrily said, "I have already said I won"t marry you." Why are you still lazing in someone else"s bed and not leaving... you are too shameless!
"I don"t have to marry you." Qin Shao Yu said leisurely, "But you must marry me."

Can you even be a little more narcissistic.
Shen Qian Ling was stunned by the level of his shamelessness.

Who are you to say I must marry you.
And you don"t even have b.r.e.a.s.t.s.

"Know why?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"It couldn"t be that my father owes you money and is using me to repay debts?" Shen Qian Ling thought about the cla.s.sic wretched situation in tv shows.

Qin Shao Yu"s words were shocking, "Because you have been poisoned."

Shen Qian Ling was taken aback, "Poisoned?"

"You"re still fine during summer, but when it"s winter, you will wish to be dead rather than alive." Qin Shao Yu said slowly.

Shen Qian Ling pulled on his collar, "What is the meaning of this, speak clearly."　　

"You were poisoned by a poison of cold when young; every winter, you will be in unbearable bone-deep pain." Qin Shao Yu looked at him, "There"s no medicine for it."
　　……

Shen Qian Ling shook his head, "I don"t believe you."

"If this wasn"t the situation, why would sect leader Shen and Lady Shen bear to marry you to a guy?" Qin Shao Yu said, "My internal energy is inclined towards yang; only if you copulate with me, then can your pain be decreased."

Shen Qian Ling opened his mouth for a long time but didn"t managed to say anything.

　　　　
Qin Shao Yu didn"t say anything more either, only lying against the headrest, observing the changes in his expressions; from shock to conflicted, from anger to irritation, till utter despair in the end.

"What are you thinking about now?" Seeing that he didn"t speak for a long time, Qin Shao Yu asked.
　　
"I feel I lost something." Shen Qian Ling collapsed on the bed, his voice melancholy.
　
Although his previous life wasn"t all that satisfactory, but at least he had a healthy body, many friends, had phones and computers, and most importantly, he wasn"t forced to marry some strange guy.

　　　　
"What did you lose?" Qin Shao Yu didn"t understand.
　　
"Nothing." Shen Qian Ling pulled the pillow over and covered his head, "Stay quiet for a while."
　　
"After a few more days, go down south together with me." Qin Shao Yu patted him.
　
Shen Qian Ling felt a little irritated, and held the pillow tighter.
　　　　
"The weather in the south is warm; even if it"s winter, it will be more comfortable for you." Qin Shao Yu hauled him up, "Moreover, if you manage to meet my teacher, maybe he can find a cure to your poison."
　
"Your teacher is a physician?" Shen Qian Ling asked.
　
"He"s Gu Shou Divine Physician, famous in Jianghu; recently, he has been living in seclusion on an island in the south sea." Qin Shao Yu said, "If even he can"t cure you, then no one else can."
　　　
"Why must I believe you." Shen Qian Ling"s eyes showed a little suspicion.
　　
"If you don"t believe me, you should still believe your parents right?" Qin Shao Yu said, "Every sentence that I have said, you can ask them to corroborate."
　　
Shen Qian Ling"s feelings were complicated; he fell head first back into bed and pretended to be dead.
　　
Such a life of hardships....

"Sleep first." Qin Shao Yu helped him to place the pillow properly, and extinguished the lights with a wave of his hand, "As for the rest of the things, let"s talk about them tomorrow."
　
Shen Qian Ling held onto the blanket, continuing to be lost in his thoughts with his eyes wide open.

　　　　
"Still thinking about you being poisoned?" An hour later, Qin Shao Yu asked.

"Will I die?" Shen Qian Ling asked hesitatingly.
　　
"You"re afraid of dying?" Qin Shao Yu grasped his chin; moonlight spilled through the window frame, landing dimly on his face.
　　
Shen Qian Ling was a little bothered by this sentence, "What"s so strange about being afraid of dying, I still haven"t lived my life fully."

　　　
"If you continue to be like this, then you won"t die." Qin Shao Yu said.　　

"What do you mean?" Shen Qian Ling didn"t understand.　　

"I"m saying, maybe you losing your memories is a good thing." Qin Shao Yu smiled, "Don"t think about it anymore, nothing bad will happen."
　　
Shen Qian Ling, still depressed, hugged his blanket and turned away, continuing to be lost in thought.

Feeling that he hadn"t seem to have calmed down, Qin Shao Yu took a sleeping capsule out, and threw it into the incense burner on the table.
　
The fragrance of flowers drifted over intermittently; Shen Qian Ling"s troubled mind finally slowly fell into unconsciousness, returning to its original calm state.
　　
Qin Shao Yu pulled his hand out from under the blanket and felt his rather weak pulse, an unfathomable expression flitting across his face.

"I don"t want to attend the event." Shen Qian Ling murmured with a pout, hugging Qin Shao Yu like a koala, "I want to stay at home and play games."
　　
"What?" Qin Shao Yu didn"t hear a single word of it clearly.
　
Shen Qian Ling"s head rubbed against his shoulder twice, then opened his mouth and bit down.

Qin Shao Yu"s forehead creased.
　　
"Horrible." Shen Qian Ling let go with a pout and murmured, continuing to sleep while lying on top of him.
　
Qin Shao Yu poked his waist.
　　
Shen Qian Ling snored like a pig, and even had a little bit of saliva leak out.
He truly didn"t have any proper conduct.

　　　
Outside the window, a silhouette flashed by; Qin Shao Yu pulled Shen Qian Ling out of his arms, and gently stuffed him back into the nest of blankets.
Shen Qian Ling muttered unhappily, and then continued sleeping, reaching out a hand to scratch his b.u.t.t along the way.
Qin Shao Yu couldn"t help but laugh, pulling a coat and went out of the room.

　　　　
"Sect leader." The black clothed man appeared.
　　
"How is it?" Qin Shao Yu asked.
　
"Everything is within our plans, and the demonic sect didn"t make any big movements either." The black clothed man said, "Preparation along the way has been completed, sect leader can start the journey anytime."
　　
Qin Shao Yu nodded, "You have worked hard, not bad."
　
The black clothed man looked at him, seemingly wanting to say something, and yet stopping repeatedly.

"Anything else?" Qin Shao Yu looked at him.
　　
"Sect leader seems....to be very intimate with young master Shen recently." The black clothed man said quietly.

The bitemark that Shen Qian Ling left on his neck throbbed; Qin Shao Yu reached up and rubbed it, "It"s very obvious?"
　　
The black clothed man didn"t reply.

"He is my fu-ren who has yet to cross the threshold, naturally we must be more intimate." Qin Shao Yu mocked.
　　
"Sect leader." The black clothed man frowned.
　　
"You have opinions?" Qin Shao Yu asked.

"This subordinate doesn"t dare." The black clothed man lowered his head, "It"s just that this subordinate has always thought that sect leader has no feelings towards him."

"What about now?" Qin Shao Yu asked.
　　
"From the window this subordinate saw...sect leader hugging young master Shen just now." The black clothed man said haltingly, "This subordinate knows that he shouldn"t cross boundaries, but young master Shen ---"
　　
"I know." Qin Shao Yu interrupted him, "Don"t worry, I know my limits."
　
"Yes." The black clothed man didn"t ask further, simply turning away and disappearing into the night.

　　　
On the morning of the second day, Shen Qian stretched his body, opened his eyes and saw Qin Shao Yu"s handsome face.
　　……

　　
"Morning." Shen Qian Ling pulled the blanket over and covered his head.
　　
"Why do you like covering yourself up so much." Qin Shao Yu extracted him out.
　
Because sorrow comes around the moment I see you. Shen Xiao Shou sighed in his heart; transmigration, poisoned, marriage, being in unbearable pain once winter arrives...each and every of those are utterly wretched.

　　　
"Look at your frowning face." Qin Shao Yu knocked his head, "I"m free today so I can bring you to the temple festival."
　
"What is there to see at the temple festival." Shen Qian Ling had no interest, I want to see Ironman.
　
"It"s still better than being cooped up in the house." Qin Shao Yu dragged him out, "And there"s dumplings to eat in the morning."
　
Shen Qian Ling washed his face while silently reminiscing about mornings that had chocolate cakes and coffee.

　　　　
"Do I need to wear a hat?" Shen Qian Ling asked after changing his clothes.
　　
"No need." Qin Shao Yu said.
　
"But Bao Dou said that a lot of people will look at me." And there certainly was a lot of people last time.
　
"With me around, they won"t dare to do that." Sect leader Qin"s aura of violence leaked out.
　　……
Shen Qian Ling thought to himself; this robust man with a violence complex.

　　　　
Just as Qin Shao Yu had said, when Shen Qian Ling went to the streets this time, although a lot of people recognized him, not one of them dared to look directly at him. After seeing the two of them, even customers who were originally eating wontons scattered and ran away, as if they saw a ghost.
　
Shen Qian Ling was speechless and felt conflicted; he only wanted to be treated as a normal person.

However, Qin Shao Yu didn"t mind it, pulling him over to sit at the small stall, "Two bowls of wontons, two bowls of noodles, and one basket of xiao long bao."
　　　　
"Alright." The stall owner was a rosy cheeked old man, although his hair was thoroughly white, his limbs were still as nimble as ever.

"Do you come here often?" Shen Qian Ling was curious.
　
"Yes." Qin Shao Yu handed him a pair of chopsticks, "Uncle Xu was originally from my Zhui Yin sect, he withdrew from jianghu and opened this wonton stall; the taste is not worse than that of the imperial kitchen.
　
"Sect leader is joking again." The stall owner placed two bowls of wontons on the table, "The taste of a rural area, how can it be compared with the capital."
　　
"Try it." Qin Shao Yu pushed one of the bowls in front of him.

Shen Qian Ling tried a sip of the soup, feeling that the taste was mild and refreshing, with not one anomalous taste to be found, so he closed his eyes, "It"s nice."
　　
"As long as fu-ren likes it." The old man laughed.
　
Shen Qian Ling spit a mouthful of soup out; don"t follow your sect leader and call me that, I"m absolutely not his fu-ren .
　　　　
After finishing his breakfast, Shen Qian Ling burped with a full stomach, and poked Qin Shao Yu, "Pay him."
　　
"No need, no need." The old man waved his hand with a smile, "Sect leader and fu-ren can eat as much as you want, there"s no reason to pay."
　　
"Of course you must be paid." Shen Qian Ling found a piece of gold from within Qin Shao"s arms and handed it over, "Keep the change." He was extremely domineering.

"You sure are quite generous." Qin Shao Yu found it funny.
　　
Of course, it"s your responsibility to support retirees. Shen Qian Ling"s mood became better after eating and drinking his fill, so he threw the matter of being poisoned to the back of his mind for the time being, intending to go and join in with the lively crowd.
　　
"Let me bring you to a fun place." Qin Shao Yu rubbed his head.
　
"Where.....ah." Before Shen Qian ling could finish his sentence, he was carried by his waist up to a tree.

"Aaaaahh bring me down." Shen Qian Ling "s face paled once again, this jerk.
Qin Shao Yu held tighter onto him, and landed steadily in front of a building.

"Warn me first before you fly!" Shen Qian Ling held onto him, still trying to calm down, "Where are you bringing me to?"
　　
Qin Shao Yu raised his chin in front of them.
　
Shen Qian Ling looked towards the direction that he pointed in, and saw a huge board attached to the front of the building, wrapped in brilliantly colored satin, with four gold leafed words in the middle -- paradise on earth.

"Ke ke." Shen Qian Ling choked on his saliva.
　
"How is it?" Qin Shao Yu asked.
　　
"It"s nothing at all." Shen Qian Ling"s expression was confused, "There"s a strong aura of a....dubious place."