"And those things was all you did, was they?" said the King. "And didn"t I tell ye ye could bother them a little, but not too much? What would ye have done if I had told ye to do what ye liked wid them?"

"What would I have done then? Oh, I"ld have shown ye the real fun then. What would I have done then? I"ld have pinched them and stuck pins in them all day and all night. I"ld have put charms on themselves, so that they"ld grow thinner than the pig. I"ld have took the pertaties out of the creel when they were put to drain at the door. If they went away from home I"ld make them think that they saw their house burning up, and so I"ld scare them to death. What would I do if you gave me leave? What wouldn"t I do?"

"Well, you"ve done enough as it is," said the King, "to get the whole of us into throuble, and now let"s hear what you"re goin" to do to get us out of it. Here they are lavin" the counthry and takin" the O"Briens wid them, that was always the good neighbors to us, and they themselves were sometimes useful in their own way, in spite of themselves. And now I ask ye, Naggeneen, what are ye goin" to do to get us out of the throuble ye"ve got us into?"

"I"m in no throuble meself," Naggeneen answered, "and I dunno what I have to do wid any throuble that you may be in."

"You"re in no throuble yourself? Haven"t ye been as good as livin" on the Sullivans all this time? And now what are ye goin" to do widout them?"

"I"m goin" to do nothin" widout them; I"m goin" wid them."

"Goin" wid them! Goin" wid them!"

"Them was me words; you and your silly little thribe can do what ye like; I"m goin" wid them. It"s a stuffy little place, this rath of yours, and I"ve a notion thravellin" would be good for me health, any way."

"But how can ye go wid them?"

"It"s not hard at all," said Naggeneen, "and it"s been done before this. I was near doin" it meself once. I don"t suppose ye remember me old friend MacCarthy."

"MacCarthy of Ballinacarthy?" the King asked.

"The same," said Naggeneen, "and it was he was the good friend to mortal or fairy. It was he kept the good house and the good table and the good cellar--more especially the good cellar. That was not so many years ago--a hundred and odd, maybe. A fine man he was; we don"t see his like now. I lived wid him the most of the time--in the cellar. And the strange thing about him was that, though n.o.body ever had a bad word for him, though all his servants said that he was the kindest and the best masther that ever stepped, he could get n.o.body to stay in the place of butler. It was all well enough wid the rest--cooks, maids, hostlers, stable boys--but the first time ever a new butler went into that beautiful wine cellar for wine, back he"ld come in a hurry and say that he"ld lave his place the next day, and nothing on earth would keep him in it. Now, wasn"t that strange?"

"Did you say you lived in that cellar?" the King asked.

"The most of the time," said Naggeneen.

"Then it was not strange," said the King.

"Any way, strange or not strange," Naggeneen went on, "it was the truth. Never a butler could he keep in his service. A new butler would come and he"ld think he was a made man, old MacCarthy was that well known and that well liked all over the counthry. He"ld wait once at dinner and then down he"ld go to the cellar for wine. Sometimes he"ld come back wid the wine and oftener he"ld come back widout it, but every time he"ld say: "Mr. MacCarthy, sir, it"s much obliged to you I am for all your kindness, but I"ll have to be lavin" your service to-morrow." And n.o.body could see the why of it.

"And at long last there was young Jack Leary, that had been all his life in old MacCarthy"s stable, and he knew how the old man was bad off for a butler, and he made bold to ask for the place. "If I make ye me butler," says the old man, "will ye go into the cellar and bring the wine when I ask ye, and make no throuble about it?"

""Is that all?" says Jack; "sure, yer honor, I"ld be glad to spend all me time, day and night, in the cellar, only ye might be wantin" me somewhere else now and then."

""Then look sharp," says old MacCarthy, "for there"s gintlemin comin"

to dinner to-day. Wait on the table the best ye know how, and at the end of it, when I ring the bell three times, do ye go to the cellar and bring plenty of wine, and let"s have no more nonsinse about it."

""Niver say it twice," says Jack; "yer honor can depind on me."

"Well, ye may belave I was listenin" to all this, for I wasn"t in the cellar all the time. "His honor may say it twice," says I to meself, "or as many times as he likes, but you"ll never go into that cellar twice, Jack, me fine boy."

"So Jack went about his work, and the dinner went all well enough, till late in the evenin", when old MacCarthy rang the bell three times, and off started Jack for the cellar, wid a basket to bring back the wine. "It"s the silly lot they war," says he to himself, "thim butlers, that they"ld be afraid to go to the cellar and bring back a bit of a basket full of wine. The only thing I don"t like about it is that I can"t bring it back in me skin instead of in the basket."

"He was thinkin" like this in his mind as he went down the long, dark stairs wid his candle, and you may depend I was ready for him, by the time he got to the bottom. So no sooner did he touch the key to the lock than I give him a sort of a laugh and a scream that set the empty wine bottles that stood outside the door a-dancin" together. Jack was a good bold boy, sure enough, and he got the key into the lock and turned it. Wid that I swung the door open for him, so hard that it crashed against the wall and near shook the house down. And then me fine boy saw all the casks and the hogsheads in the cellar a-swingin"

and a-rockin" and a-whirlin" around, as if all the wine had been in him instead of in them.

"You may be sure he didn"t wait long afther that, but he just dropped his basket and fell all the way up the stairs and into the room where the gintlemin was waitin" for their wine. Well, it was then that old MacCarthy was in the towerin" rage. Never a word could Jack say to tell where he"d been or how he came back, or why.

""Gintlemin," says MacCarthy, "ye"ll get your wine, if I have to go to the cellar for it meself. But this I tell ye: I"ll live no longer in this house, where I can"t get servants to serve me. I"ll be lavin" it to-morrow, and no later. The next time ye find me at home, ye"ll find me in a place where I can keep a butler and have him do his work."

"Wid that he took the lantern and started for the cellar himself.

Ye"ll guess that I was in the dining-room as soon as Jack and heard all this, and I was back in the cellar, too, before MacCarthy got there. I was sittin" on a cask of port, when he came in and saw me be the light of the lantern. I was sittin" there, wid a spiggot over me shoulder. "Are ye there?" says MacCarthy. "Who are ye, anyway, and what are ye doin" there?"

[Ill.u.s.tration: "I WAS SITTIN" THERE, WID A SPIGGOT OVER ME SHOULDER."]

""Sure, your honor," says I, "a"n"t we goin" to move to-morrow, and it"s not the likes of a kind man like you that would be wishin" to lave poor little Naggeneen behind."

""Is that the way of it?" says MacCarthy. "Well, if you"re agoin" to move wid us, I see no use in movin" at all. If I"m to have you in me cellar, wherever it is, it may as well be at Ballinacarthy as anywhere."

"And from that day till the day of his death me and old MacCarthy was the best of friends. And he always brought all his wine from the cellar himself."

"And what has all that to do wid us?" said the King.

"What has it to do wid ye?" said Naggeneen. "It has nothin" to do wid ye, unless ye want to make it, and never a care I care whether ye do or not. But it has a good deal to do wid me. It shows, doesn"t it, that I was ready to go wid old MacCarthy, and him runnin" away from me; and just so I"m ready to go wid the Sullivans, now that they"re runnin" away from me. I"ve given ye a good hint. Ye can do as ye plase."

"It"s glad I"ld be," said the Queen, "if we could be rid of the Sullivans and Naggeneen both at once, but I dunno what we"ll do at all if the O"Briens go away."

"I"m not over-fond of Naggeneen meself," said the King, "but it"s a sharp bit of a boy he is, and I"m thinkin" he may not be far from right this time. It might be that a new counthry would be as good for us as for the O"Briens or the Sullivans, and, anyway, we"ld still be near to them."

"Do ye mean," the Queen said, "that ye think we might all go to the States along wid the O"Briens and the Sullivans and Naggeneen?"

"If Naggeneen goes," the King replied, "he"ll go along wid us; we"ll not go wid him; but it was just that same that I was thinkin". And yet we couldn"t do a thing like that widout the lave of the King of All Ireland."

When the King spoke of the King of All Ireland, of course he meant the King of all the fairies in Ireland. He was himself only the King of this rath. Of course you know that the people of Ireland have no kings of their own any more.

"Naggeneen, me boy," said the King, "just take your fut in your hand and go to the King of All Ireland. Give him me compliments and ask him would he think there was anything against the whole of us goin" to the States."

"Is it me that would be runnin" arrants to the King of All Ireland,"

Naggeneen answered: "me, that don"t belong to your thribe at all, and forty lazy spalpeens around here wearin" their legs off wid dancin" or rustin" them off wid doin" nothin" at all?"

"It"s thrue you don"t belong to me thribe," said the King, "and glad I am of that same. But while ye stay in me rath ye"ll do what I bid ye.

Why would I kape a dog and bark meself? Go on, now, and do what I tell ye, or ye know what I"ll do to ye. Be off now!"

Naggeneen was off.

Now, while Naggeneen is gone with his message to the King of All Ireland, I will just take a minute to say something that I have felt like saying for quite a little while. He will not be gone much more than a minute. What I have to say is this: Nearly all the people in this story, mortals and fairies, too, had the way of speaking that most Irish people have, which we call a brogue. Mrs. O"Brien had only a little of it--just the bit of a soft brogue that comes from Dublin, where she had lived for a long time. The most of the others had a good deal more. But as I go on with the story from here, I see no use in trying to write the brogue. It is hard to spell and confusing to read.

If you do not know what a good Irish brogue is, you would never learn from any attempt of mine to spell it out for you; and if you do know what it is, you can put it in for yourself. I may have to try to write a little of it now and then, for there is some Irish that does not look like Irish when it is written in English, but I shall use as little of it after this as I can. Naggeneen is back by this time.

Naggeneen sauntered into the hall where the King and the Queen and all the company were waiting for him, with his hands in his pockets, quite as if he had been out for a quiet stroll and had come back because he was tired of it. "Well," said the King, "did you see the King of All Ireland?"

"I saw him with my good-looking eyes," Naggeneen answered.

"And what did he say?"

"He said he"ld come here and talk to you himself, and, by the look of him, I think it"s a pleasant time he"ll be giving you."

"Then why is he not here as soon as you?" the King asked.