The girl laid an appealing hand on his arm.

"Don"t leave me, d.i.c.ky!" she whispered.

The Freak replied by tucking her arm under his own and propelling her vigorously up to the turn of the stair.

"Don"t be a little juggins," he said affectionately. "_I_ can"t come and change your shoes and stockings for you, can I?"

Miss Welwyn, acquiescing in this eminently correct view of the matter, smiled submissively.

"All right," she said. "Au revoir!"

She ran lightly upstairs after the disappearing Sylvia, turning to wave her hand to d.i.c.ky before she disappeared.

d.i.c.ky, who had waited below for that purpose, acknowledged the salute, and turned to find Mrs. Carmyle at his elbow.

"d.i.c.ky," announced that small Samaritan, "I am going up, too. Sylvia might bite your ewe lamb."

The Freak smiled gratefully.

"The Lady and the Tiger--eh?" he said. "Connie, you are a brick! Be tender with her, won"t you?" he added gently. "She"s scared to death at present, and no wonder!"

Connie Carmyle, with a rea.s.suring pat upon the anxious young man"s arm, turned and sped upstairs. d.i.c.ky, hands in pockets and head in air, strolled happily back into the circle of firelight and took up his stand upon the hearthrug. Lady Adela, looking like a large volcano in the very last stages of self-suppression, sat simmering over the teacups.

The heir of the Mainwarings addressed his parents affectionately.

"Well, dear old things," he enquired, "how are we? So sorry to be late for tea, but it was an eventful and perilous journey."

The long-overdue eruption came at last.

"d.i.c.k," demanded Lady Adela explosively, "why have you brought that young person here?"

"Young per--oh, Tilly?" d.i.c.ky smiled ecstatically to himself at the very sound of Miss Welwyn"s name. "Tilly? Well, I don"t see what else I could have done with her, Mummie dear. I could n"t leave her at the station, could I? But I must tell you about our adventures. First of all we lost Percy."

"d.i.c.k," repeated Lady Adela, "_who--is--_?"

"Who is Percy?" asked d.i.c.ky readily. "I forgot; I have n"t told you about Percy. He is her brother. A most amazing fellow: knows everything. Can explain to you in two minutes all the things you have failed to understand for years. Teach you something you did n"t know, I should n"t wonder, Mother. He is going to introduce me to some of his friends, and put me up for his club."

"What club, my boy?" interposed Mr. Mainwaring, s.n.a.t.c.hing at this gleam of light in the general murkiness.

""The Crouch End Gladiators," I think they "re called," said d.i.c.ky.

"But I have n"t met any of them yet."

"Where is Crouch End?" enquired Lady Adela. "And why should one have a club there?"

"It is a cycling club," explained d.i.c.ky. "You go out for spins in the country on Sat.u.r.day afternoons. Topping! I"ll bring them down here one day if you like! Each member is allowed to have one lady guest," he added, with a happy smile. "But to resume. We lost friend Percy at Waterloo. He went to get a bicycle ticket, or something, and was no more seen. The train started without him. Tilly was fearfully upset about it: said she thought it was n"t quite proper for her to come down without a chaperon on her first visit."

"She proposes to come again, then?" said Lady Adela, with a short quavering laugh.

d.i.c.ky stopped short, and regarded his mother with unfeigned astonishment.

"Come again? I should think she was coming again! Anyhow, the poor little thing was quite distressed when we lost Perce."

"That, dear," remarked Lady Adela icily, "is what I should call straining at a gnat and swallowing a camel. And now, my boy, let me beg you to tell me--"

d.i.c.ky, who was too fully occupied with the recollections of his recent journey to be aware of the physical and mental strain to which he was subjecting his revered parents, suddenly started off down a fresh alley of irrelevant reminiscence.

"Talking of camels," he said, "there is the goat."

"Bless my soul, my dear lad!" exclaimed Mr. Mainwaring. "What goat?"

d.i.c.ky was perfectly ready to explain.

"When Tilly and I got out of the train at Shotley Beauchamp station," he began, "and found that you two absent-minded old dears had forgotten to send anything to meet us--"

"But d.i.c.k, my boy," interposed the old gentleman--Lady Adela was rapidly progressing beyond the stage of articulate remonstrance--"how could your mother be expected to divine your intentions with regard to trains, or to know that you were bringing down--er--a guest?"

"I wrote and told you," said d.i.c.ky.

"When, pray?" enquired Lady Adela, finding speech again.

"The day before yesterday," said d.i.c.ky positively; "breaking the news about Tilly, and when we were coming, and--"

"We received no letter from you," replied Lady Adela.

"But I wrote it, Mum!" cried d.i.c.ky. "I spent three hours over it. It was the most important letter I have ever written in my life! Is it likely a man could forget--"

"Feel in your pockets, my boy," suggested the experienced Mr.

Mainwaring.

d.i.c.ky smiled indulgently upon his resourceful parent, and pulled out the contents of his breast-pocket--a handful of old letters and a cigarette case.

"Anything to oblige you, Dad," he ran on, scanning the addresses. "But I know I posted the thing. A man does not forget on such an oc-- No!

you are right. I"m a liar. Here it is!"

He produced a fat envelope from the bunch, and threw it down upon the tea-table.

II

"I forgive you both," he said, smiling serenely, "for not sending to meet us. Well, to return to the goat--"

Veins began to stand out upon Lady Adela"s patrician brow.

"Richard," she exclaimed, in a low and vibrant tone--"for the last time, _who is that young woman_?"

d.i.c.ky stared down upon his afflicted parent in unaffected surprise, and then dissolved into happy laughter.