Chapter 9.4: The Heavenly Empress" Birthday Banquet (Part 4 of 5)

  "I"m late, late!" In that moment, a blushing figure rushed in from the palace door. Seeing the unmoving G.o.ds, and following their gaze towards me, he confusedly examined me for a moment, then appeared suddenly enlightened and cried, "Ah! Isn"t this Zi Fen from the Hundred Flowers Palace? Truly such a beauty, getting more good looking each time."

  Once he finished, all the G.o.ds were surprised, whatever they held in their hands - cups, fans, chopsticks, all fell towards the table.

  Even if I had a strong resolve, I also felt faint, and pitied the G.o.ds in the hall - if I had just seen someone who is supposed to be comfortably sleeping in the grave jumping lively in front of them, I would also be surprised. The Moon G.o.d"s vision and memory is getting worse each time.

  I walked out of the shadow and stood in front of the Moon G.o.d. I corrected him kindly, "The Moon G.o.d must have seen wrongly, the Flower G.o.ddess has long pa.s.sed away."

  The Moon G.o.d scrutinised me closer and suddenly smiled, "Ah, so it is Jin Mi! When you were standing in the dark, I could only see an unclear silhouette. My memory is bad, I can only remember that Zi Fen was incredibly beautiful, and forgotten there was also a Jin Mi. I deserve punishment," He spoke intimately with me as he grabbed my hand and turned me towards the palace front.

  Under the glow from the stars in the gla.s.s boxes, I could see the strange yet despondent expression on the Heavenly Emperor"s face slowly change as he saw my face from the front - it became an expression of shock and suspicion.

  Then looking at the Heavenly Empress, what was at first an expression of alarm and helplessness, quickly changed to deep suspicion when she saw my face in the light.

  Phoenix sighed* and grabbed the hair at his temples, Night"s face was inscrutable.

   The Water G.o.d dazedly looked at me, the white jade cup in front of him had fallen and smashed into pieces, they sadly laid in front of him in a pool of wine. At his side, the regal Wind G.o.ddess was curiously examining me.

  Seeing this group of G.o.ds, I immediately felt sad, it turns out that my looks are so alarming, no wonder the Flower Leaders always wanted me to wear the hair pin to shield my looks.

   "This G.o.d is..."

   "This G.o.d is..."

  The Heavenly Emperor and Water G.o.d spoke at the same time. No wonder they are future parent in laws, they have such good chemistry**.

  I smoothly shook my sleeves and clasped my hands together, "I am Jin Mi. Greetings to the Heavenly Emperor and Water G.o.d." After speaking, I realised I was no longer appearing as a man, so I awkwardly kept my hands and made a feminine gesture.

  After speaking, the bird tribe immortals started discussing rapidly, "Jin Mi? Is that the sprite that caused our tribe to shoulder unjust shame?"

  "At which place does Jin Mi cultivate as a G.o.d now?" The Heavenly Emperor asked half anxiously and half in fear. He appeared to have antic.i.p.ation and yet feared disappointment at the same time.

  This expression was identical to the Water G.o.d.

  As I was about to answer, the Moon G.o.d excitedly helped me, "Big brother, you are a bit ignorant, Jin Mi lives at Phoenix"s palace. Speaking of which, it can be said that Phoenix brought her up, and she was Phoenix"s book boy for a while."

  I looked at the sky, and Phoenix continued to press his forehead. The Heavenly Emperor was confounded, the Water G.o.d was dazed, this appeared to be completely unexpected.

  The G.o.ds gossiped secretively, "Book boy? Is it the book boy who seduced Phoenix and also has unclear relations with Jiu Yao Xin Gong?"

   The Heavenly Empress looked at me coldly and asked Phoenix, "Where did you find such a beautiful G.o.ddess?"

  Phoenix gave me a deep glance, revealing some hesitation and worry, as if he had a thousand things to say but could not be expressed.

  The Moon G.o.d happily replied, "Jin Mi was allegedly picked up by Phoenix."

    "The Moon G.o.d has got it backwards, his Second Highness was picked up by me," I reb.u.t.ted, and decided to gain some credit in front of Phoenix"s parents, "Speaking of which, I am sheepish to say that the incapable me had saved Phoenix"s life twice."

  "Ah?" The Heavenly Emperor"s unexpected expression caused me to be displeased, "Jin Mi Immortal saved Phoenix before?"

   There will always be a greater person, there will always be a greater sky, there will always be something even more unexpected out of the unexpected. 

  "Yes," It was rare that Phoenix was so honest.

  "If so, the Heavenly Emperor and I need to thank Jin Mi Immortal for saving Phoenix," The Heavenly Empress spoke of grat.i.tude but her eyes remained cold. 

  "It was no strenuous effort," I said courteously. Phoenix narrowed his eyes at me, as if he was displeased. 

  "How did Jin Mi Immortal pick... erm, meet Phoenix?" The Water G.o.d asked looking at me determinedly, as if he wanted to find out something. 

  "Ah, at the Water Boundary (Shui Jing)," once I said it, I immediately regretted it, thinking of how the Flower Leaders are trying to capture me back. After revealing this at the palace, my route is completely exposed. 

  "The Water Boundary!" The Water G.o.d"s voice deepened and he grabbed the edge of his sleeve tightly, as if he was shaken as a whole. It was rare for such an indifferent G.o.d with no wants or desires to be so emotionally disturbed. It is not clear how good Night"s father-in-law"s relationship with the Flower Leaders are, hopefully he will not betray me. 

  "Is Jin Mi Immortal the Flower G.o.ddess?" The Heavenly Emperor moved forward, his expression intense. 

   This Heavenly Emperor is so unkind, with one question he has. .h.i.t my sensitive spot - one, I was not a flower, two, I have not cultivated to become a G.o.d. 

  "No," I said after calming down and said reluctantly, "I am a fruit sprite."

  "Fruit?" The Water G.o.d asked surprisedly.

   I nodded, "Grape."

  "If I may be blunt, how old is Jin Mi Immortal?" The Heavenly Emperor asked again and the Heavenly Empress" expression darkened. 

  I privately thought if there was the table used during a court inquiry, I had perfectly gone through a full inquiry. Since the Heavenly Emperor is ranked the biggest in the Heavenly Realms, naturally I had to carefully consider before I answered him. I always heard that one gains enlightenment around a thousand years, with this estimate, for me to become a grape sprite should have taken over a thousand years, with this calculation, I seriously replied, "At least five thousand years."

  Hearing this, the Heavenly Emperor, the Heavenly Empress, the Water G.o.d, all three of their expressions completely changed. 

Comments: Haha, I really died laughing translating this chapter. Jin Mi rocks.

*I have some pity for Phoenix here for loving Jin Mi. 

**If Jin Mi only knew what "good chemistry" the Heavenly Emperor and Water G.o.d had!