Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.

11.

I think my self-esteem has suffered a major blow.

After washing and blow-drying the dog my boyfriend ordered me to thoroughly wash the car, because my car smelled completely like that too.

I just don"t get it, he doesn"t even sit in my car, why does he care so much about this.

It was three in the morning by the time I finished washing the car. I was so tired my entire body ached, so much that I could collapse onto the floor to sleep, but he forced me to take a bath.

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Don"t come in unless you"ve taken a bath, he said.

You say that as if you"ll let me climb your bed after I finish bathing!!!

This baby is not happy!

But I didn"t want to quarrel with him in front of our house, so I could only swallow in the anger and take a bath.

My boyfriend glanced at me a few times, then suddenly said: You"re too smelly, you definitely won"t be able to bathe thoroughly.

Hehe.

Help me bathe if you think you can!

My boyfriend, with a face full of disgust: Go to the bathroom, I"ll help you bathe.

Oh, I just knew you wouldn"t… Wait, what?!

What did he just say?!!