Gah the switches in tenses are driving me crazy!!!

Also, I love how you guys had such low expectations for the boyfriend, but!! it"s not! (completely!) his! fault! this time around MWAHAHAHA

Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.

12.

The dumbstruck me is pushed into the bathroom.

The dumbstruck me is stripped of my clothes.

The dumbstruck me suddenly realizes that this situation is almost like a certain kind of scene within an unspeakable romance film.

I"m so agitated!!!

When he stripped my clothes I was very awake very agitated, when he pushed me into the bathtub I was very awake very agitated, then when he filled up the tub with hot water, and you all know this, a person"s spirit can relax really easily during their bath.

Because of one of my client"s cases, I"d barely slept three or four hours in the past three days. I was planning on sleeping after eating something after coming home, but I didn"t expect to meet that stray dog, even more so not expecting my boyfriend to chase me out to wash my car.

After putting out this much, I want to speak of an action I"ll regret making for at least the next half of the year.

While the hot water was filling up, I f.u.c.king fell asleep.

I don"t want to say anything.

I want to calm down.

The next day I woke up from my own bed, tidily wearing the first item hung up in my closet, and entered a painful midst of self-blame.

Such a perfect chance, and I actually fell asleep!!!

My boyfriend left a slip for me on the table, saying he took a leave to bring the dog to the vet.

You take a break from work not to make love, what"s the difference between you and a salted fish!!!

That kind of situation yesterday night, why didn"t you wake me up!

Did he just purely think that I wouldn"t be able to bathe properly???

…I"m so depressed.