Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.
48.
Boyfriend: I have no way to control your imagination.
I completely understand! I can"t control it myself either!
Boyfriend: But I can stop you from thinking wildly anymore.
This matter has high difficulty! I haven"t been able to control myself in these past few years!
Boyfriend: I don"t believe you"ll still let your imagination run wild while making love.
I don"t know either if I"ll… wait a minute! This is the hospital"s carpark! Darling can we do it after we return home?!! Don"t do this kind of thing in this place! We"ll be reported on the news" social headlines!!!
Boyfriend: Sure.
…That"s good then, you shocked me, I thought we were finally going to be seen in the headlines.
Boyfriend: But you"ve gotten me hard, how am I supposed to drive us home?
That can be easily solved!
My boyfriend smiled very suggestively: What are you going to do?
It"s so simple!
Me: I"ll drive us home!
Boyfriend: …
Boyfriend: F*ck.