Originally posted on RBKTR Translations.
Author: Yi Zhi Da Yan (一隻大雁).
Translated by: Yujuan.

5.

I don"t know how I can stand it either.

No matter he"s doing in on purpose or not, he seems to consider teasing me as a kind of pleasure.

This is practically a merciless enjoyment!

I remember one night when he suddenly ran into my room, and told me that his air-con had malfunctioned, then rolled about in my bed.

This guy is trying to tease me again.

I looked at his face full of vigor, determining that he probably wouldn"t fall asleep with a turn of my head.

I told him to wait, then went to the living room to find that unspeakable essential product.

Because it was something that wouldn"t be used commonly, I had forgotten in which corner I had placed it. I spent some time finding it, but it probably didn"t surpa.s.s ten minutes, since I was really impatient at that moment.

Then I returned to my room, and saw him sound asleep with his hands around my pillow.

Very good.

I had been overthinking things again.

He came to the room so that I could fix the air-con.

Actually, it"s not that important if he"s impotent.

After all, I"m the one topping him, not him topping me.

I think that even if he"s frigid, he"ll still be aroused if he"s fiercely teased.

With that, I pulled him over to watch an extremely explicit p.o.r.nographic movie.

While choosing the movie I was indecisive for a long while, and intentionally chose one with a horror element.

Who knows, he could shrink into my chest out of fear!

Halfway through watching the movie, he suddenly said to me, a vampire cannot possibly give someone a b.l.o.w.j.o.b.

I was entirely dumbstruck.

After that we entered an amicable discussion of pure skill, most of the time it was him rolling his eyes, and after the discussion he happily went to wash the dishes. By then I didn"t have a single bit of interest left in me, also a little furious and not wanting to see his face, so I could only return to my room to sleep.

There are times when I really have the desire to beat him up.

I decided to choose a good clinic for him, then persuade him not to give up on treatment.