Episode 33: Preparing for a JourneyAuthor Note:
I’m late again.
Having graduated from academy life, this is Has.h.i.+ma Kouji AKA Kou-chan.
Errm, unexpectedly a lot of babies were born in succession. Because the meat-toilets said that they wanted to go together with me, I temporarily suspended the journey in order to raise the babies, but Sphia used her powers to turn them into 6-year-olds.
When I asked her what she would do about their knowledge, they had already been taught it through magic, but it seems that the method was considerably reckless.
Since it seems that they were mainly made to remember erotic vocabulary and meanings, their common sense was completely and utterly erotic.
Even now, all of them are masturbating or performing c.u.n.n.i.l.i.n.g.u.s and seducing my son.
I’ve given birth to a lot of problematic children.
The men and women inside the village were like cripples, their s.e.m.e.n being squeezed dry by my children as well as being painted with sperm.
After the debauchery ended, the children were doing it amongst themselves, resulting in quite the chaotic situation. I somehow used magic and hypnosis to erase their memories, turning them back to normal.
I then scolded them, but it seems that all of them were m.a.s.o.c.h.i.s.ts. Since there’d be no point as they would get aroused and ask for me to say more, I gave the command that everyone would be prohibited from having s.e.x for 2 weeks, causing them to cry and apologise, so I set the following rules.
①You won’t do anything that stands out.
②You need to ask me for permission.
③You must limit yourself to doing it 10 times within every 3 days.
④What your father says is absolute.
⑤The sons will only use the meat toilets’ a.n.u.s’.
I decided on these 5 rules.
I also feel that I was to blame, but I’ll have to punish Sphia later.
Well, putting that aside, since I was at a loss for what to do, since making a carriage that would fit all 42 of us would be too conspicuous, I tried to consult Sphia.
“If it’s Master, then it would be fine if you made a gate with s.p.a.ce Magic inside the carriage so that it wouldn’t be seen from outside and live in an alternate s.p.a.ce.”
“Got it, then let’s try making that alternate s.p.a.ce.”
Taking Sphia’s proposal, I decided to create this alternate s.p.a.ce.
“If we’re going to do it anyway, then let’s go with making a tropical resort-like beach and a white house.”
s.p.a.ce Magic used up half of the user’s magical power. Although the s.p.a.ce created gets bigger the more magical power that the user has, since my current magical power would be 50 compared to a normal person’s 1, I should be able to create a s.p.a.ce with about half the volume of the Earth.
Firstly, I made a white sandy beach with proper, smooth sand using Creation Magic, and was just barely able to create a sea that living creatures could inhabit.
Next was the white house, but since I was doing it anyway, I thought that I’d try to make a bed that the whole family could sleep on, so I made it that the whole room was the bed room.
Since I ended up making a house that would be troublesome to clean and other such stuff, I used Creation Magic to construct a golem that would clean up the dirt.
“For the time being, I guess this should be fine? What should I do next? For now, let’s raise a barrier.”
Using Barrier Magic, I set up a barrier.
“Let’s use the materials of the lesser dragon I defeated previously, the adamant.i.te found during through mining, and the spirit trees found when we got lost in forest last time to create weapons and armour.”
I made armour with the adamant.i.te and the spirit trees, and used the wood of the spirit trees to make a cane and boomerang.
Using the smithing skill, I created a dragon sword and dragon scale spear by using the lesser dragon’s claws and fangs.
“What’s left is to make robes, s.h.i.+elds, and recovery medicine, and I’m dooooone!
Ah~ I’m tired. As expected, equipment for 43 people is a looooooooooot!”
I haven’t had s.e.x in 10 days. I’ve really done well to be abstinent for 10 days, huh.
For the time being, let’s f.u.c.k everyone after checking their status.
For the status, let’s leave the t.i.tles for later. Since there’s 43 people, they probably won’t change much. Let’s look at some of them…
StatusLiscia [Age 28]
Level: 10
HP: 540
MP: 250SkillSewing, Cooking, ChantingMagicWind Magic Lv2StatusNina [6 Age] (Liscia’s Daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 120
MP: 34SkillSword Arts, s.h.i.+eld Techniques, ChantingMagicDark Magic Lv1StatusTria [Age 42]
Level: 12
HP: 450
MP: 670SkillCooking, Courtesy, ChantingMagicLife Magic Lv 2StatusSilk [Age 10] (Tria’s Daughter)
Level: 7
HP: 782
MP: 598SkillAlchemy, Compounding, ChantingMagicWater Magic Lv2StatusFrea [Age 43]
Level: 12
HP: 490
MP: 681SkillCooking, Sewing, ChantingMagicWater Magic Lv2, Life Magic Lv2StatusMana [Age 10] (Frea’s Daughter)
Level: 7
HP: 690
MP: 940SkillArithmetic, Command, ChantingMagicEarth Magic Lv2StatusAina [24 Age]
Level: 9
HP: 490
MP: 600SkillLeaping, Sprinting, ChantingMagicLightning Magic Lv2StatusMoeka [Age 6] (Aina’s Daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 130
MP: 21SkillGrapplingMagicStatusRan [Age 22]
Level: 10
HP: 427
MP: 692SkillCollection, Was.h.i.+ngMagicStatusNataku [Age 6] (Ran’s Son)
Level: 1
HP: 200
MP: 13Skills.h.i.+eld, PersistenceMagicStatusAisha [Age 35]
Level: 34
HP: 3500
MP: 5300SkillCollection, Cane Techniques, Transportation, Command, Chanting, Wind Resistance, Ice ResistanceMagicWind Magic Lv3, Healing Magic Lv3StatusMule [Age 6] (Aisha’s Daughter and twins with Muse)
Level: 1
HP: 550
MP: 1000SkillChanting, Wind Resistance, Ice ResistanceMagicWind Magic Lv1, Ice Magic Lv1StatusMuse [Age 6] (Aisha’s Daughter and twins with Mule)
Level: 1
HP: 550
MP: 1000SkillChanting, Wind Resistance, Ice ResistanceMagicWind Magic Lv1, Ice Magic Lv1StatusEliza [Age 31]
Level: 33
HP: 6800
MP: 3200SkillTwo-Handed Sword, One-Handed Sword, Sword Techniques, Iai, Herculean Strength, Fire ResistanceMagicFire Magic Lv2StatusTina [Age 6] (Eliza’s Daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 2000
MP: 367SkillSword Techniques, SprintingMagicFire MagicStatusIrina [Age 30]
Level: 15
HP: 2400
MP: 3590SkillHealingMagicHealing Magic Lv3, Sacred Magic Lv3StatusDarc [Age 6] (Irina’s son)
Level: 1
HP: 800
MP: 1000SkillPoison ResistanceMagicLight Magic Lv1StatusCelica [Age 21]
Level: 10
HP: 900
MP: 800SkillBow, Far-sightMagicEarth Magic Lv2StatusMarta [Age 6] (Celica’s son)
Level: 1
HP: 140
MP: 68SkillBowMagicWind Magic Lv2StatusRio [Age 20]
Level: 11
HP: 730
MP: 1200SkillStealth, Trap DetectionMagicStatusEve [Age 6] (Rio’s daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 100
MP: 89SkillTreasure Chest DetectionMagicStatusMeiru [Age 20]
Level: 13
HP: 809
MP: 1300SkillNegotiation, Arithmetic, EducationMagicLightning Magic Lv2StatusTheta [Age 6] (Meiru’s Daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 150
MP: 69SkillLeapingMagicEarth Magic Lv1StatusKururi [Age 15]
Level: 13
HP: 1300
MP: 950SkillSubtle Communication, Hypnosis ResistanceMagicStatusRoel [Age 6] (Kururi’s son)
Level: 1
HP: 90
MP: 130SkillEnemy SearchMagicStatusFin Edenburg
Level: 19
HP: 2900
MP: 1000SkillSword Techniques, s.h.i.+eld, Etiquette, Pain ResistanceMagicBody Enhancement Magic Lv4StatusErio [Age 6] (Fin’s son)
Level: 1
HP: 130
MP: 50SkillSword TechniquesMagicLight Magic Lv2StatusSaria [Age 35]
Level: 40
HP: 4000
MP: 6002SkillDragon Eyes, Sword Techniques, Sprinting, GrapplingMagicLight Magic Lv4, Fire Magic Lv3StatusNatalie [Age 6] (Saria’s daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 160
MP: 100SkillSprinting, s.h.i.+eldMagicBody Enhancement Magic Lv1StatusLucia [Age 37]
Level: 36
HP: 2600
MP: 3400SkillFlight, Cane TechniquesMagicWater Magic Lv3, Wind Magic Lv3StatusAnita [Age 6] (Lucia’s daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 140
MP: 80SkillTacticsMagicWater Magic Lv1StatusAngelica [Age 23]
Level: 10
HP: 1200
MP: 800SkillForgingMagicFire Magic Lv2StatusLux [Age 6] (Angelica’s son)
Level: 1
HP: 120
MP: 70SkillOne-Handed Club, s.h.i.+eldMagicStatuss.h.i.+n [Age 23]
Level: 10
HP: 980
MP: 700SkillHorse-Riding, PersuasionMagicStatusYuuto [Age 6] (s.h.i.+n-kun(mother) and Angelica’s (father) son)
Level: 1
HP: 60
MP: 20SkillForgingMagicEarth Magic Lv1StatusMia [Age 19]
Level: 10
HP: 839
MP: 938SkillLand Cultivation, CookingMagicFire Magic Lv1StatusRaina [Age 6] (Mia’s daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 59
MP: 130SkillEvasion, Trap Detection, Trap UtilisationMagicEarth Magic Lv1StatusClaire Fontaine [Age 22]
Level: 15
HP: 1200
MP: 780SkillSpearMagicWind Magic Lv1, Fire Magic Lv1StatusKehr Fontaine [Age] 6 (Claire’s son)
Level: 1
HP: 70
MP: 140SkillAppraisal(Degradation)MagicWind Magic Lv1StatusRenko [Age 20]
Level: 7
HP: 830
MP: 650SkillOne-Handed AxeMagicStatusSaya [Age 6] (Angelica and Renko’s daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 80
MP: 76SkillTwo-Handed Axe, ProvokeMagicNo Attribute Magic Lv1StatusSphia [Age 17]
Level: (Unable to Notate)
HP: (Unable to Notate)
MP: (Unable to Notate)Skill(Unable to Notate)Magic(Unable to Notate)StatusSyphl (Sphia’s daughter)
Level: 1
HP: 10,000
MP: 10,000SkillCane Techniques, Compa.s.sion, Prayer, Wind Resistance, Fire Resistance, Water Resistance, Thunder Resistance, Light Resistance, Earth ResistanceMagicSacred Magic Lv4, Light Magic Lv4……somehow, it’s become sort of cheat-like…
Author Note:
Since I will do my best to write next time, please look forward to it.