Extra 3: Secret Little Matters—translated by lucathia (proofread by Trespa.s.serby)
Poison
The butler placed a jug of coffee on the table. He was just about to call Yu Shu over when he heard a scream from behind.
“What the heck is this? It’s so bitter! It tastes horrible! Are you brewing poison here?”
The golden haired man was so affected by the bitterness that his face scrunched up. Out of disgust, he pushed the coffee jug far away from him.
Faced with such a situation, the butler retained his smile. He grabbed the sugar jar and dumped all of the sugar into the jug of coffee. There was so much sugar that it couldn’t even completely dissolve. He gently said, “You were in too much of a hurry. I had not completed the last step. Try it again. It will definitely taste good now.”
The golden haired man felt that something was not quite right. He narrowed his eyes and asked warily, “Will it really taste good?”
“Of course.” The butler smiled a trustworthy smile.
Half in disbelief, the golden haired man grabbed the coffee jug back.
After a single sip, his eyes widened. At this, the butler’s smile grew brighter.
“So good!”
“&h.e.l.lip;”
The golden haired man relaxed. He took several more sips. Seeing that the butler’s smile was somewhat frozen, he hurriedly said, “It was my misunderstanding! This tastes really good! Brew it for me again in the future!”
“&h.e.l.lip;As long as you like it.”
Skin Whitening Bath
Yu Shu let out a blood curdling shriek.
“Ah! Who added all this unnecessary stuff to the butler’s bath of blood!”
The golden haired man stuck his head in with an expression that said, “You don’t need to thank me.”
“Isn’t he going to bathe? I added my special skin whitening formula to it. I guarantee you that after he bathes, his skin will become flawlessly white and soft!”
Yu Shu clobbered him on the head. “Idiot! That blood is so that he can heal. What’s with your skin whitening formula! This isn’t a milk bath! b.a.s.t.a.r.d, do you know how much that tub of blood cost me? Now it’s useless! b.a.s.t.a.r.d, you jump in and stay there for three hours. Don’t come out until you become flawlessly white!”