"I have occupied rooms in this Palace--when not at the Palace of Clairdelune--for over a century and a half, and I have no intention of giving them up. I shall also continue to use the vehicles which I find most convenient."

"Oh?" said the Queen, "will you? We shall _see_ about that!"

"We shall," the Court G.o.dmother retorted. "I don"t think you quite realise yet whom you have to deal with. I may be getting on in years, but both here and at Clairdelune I am accustomed to being treated with more deference and respect than you seem disposed to pay me. You see, they know that, although I have not used the full powers I possess as a Fairy for many years past, I have not lost them altogether. I might see fit to employ them once more--on any person who was rash enough to incur my displeasure. And ingrat.i.tude and pride are the failings which I always made it my particular business to correct. You would find it more to your advantage to be on good terms with me." There was no mistaking the veiled threat, and Queen Selina no longer doubted the Fairy"s abilities to carry it out. She was worsted, and her only course was to give in gracefully.

"My _dear_ Court G.o.dmother!" she cried, "you _quite_ misunderstood me!

I"d no wish to interfere with any of your habits--not in the very slightest degree. All I _meant_ was that, perhaps, at your age, a more ordinary carriage than your present ones might be--er--_safer_, you know!"

"I am quite capable of looking after my own safety, thank you. But, though you are our beloved Prince"s daughter, you have been brought up in ignorance of the ways of this country, so I am the more willing to overlook treatment to which I feel sure I shall not have to draw your attention again. And now, as we quite understand one another, my dear, we will say no more about it. By the way, I hear you haven"t sent for any of your ladies-in-waiting this morning. How is that?"

"I--I didn"t quite like to, Court G.o.dmother. We"re--well, hardly intimate as yet. They are so reserved and distant--especially that Princess Rapunzelhauser. But, of course, she comes of a very high family."

"She is descended from the famous Rapunzel, whose story is no doubt familiar to you.... No? Well, her father was a poor cottager who was caught by an old witch stealing radishes from her garden. She let him off on condition that he gave up to her the child his wife was expecting. Rapunzel was the child, and in due time was claimed by the witch, who shut her up in a lofty tower. However, she had the most wonderful hair, so long that when she let it down from the top window it touched the ground, and so thick that the Prince whom she subsequently married was able to climb up by it, and make love to her."

"Now you mention it, I have some faint recollection--and so Princess Rapunzelhauser is descended from _her_! Well, that would account for--but Princess Goldenenfinger--something, now, she _does_ look as if she had _some_ good blood in _her_ veins."

"The best in Marchenland. An ancestor of hers was King of one of the smaller Kingdoms into which the country was divided in those days. One day when out hunting he found a woodcutter"s daughter living all alone in a hollow tree, and fell violently in love with her."

"A _woodcutter"s_ daughter? Dear me! Then, of course, marriage was out of the question."

"Not at all! they were married and had children. Unfortunately there was an estrangement between the King and Queen later as she was accused of having murdered them, and condemned to be burnt to death."

"It only shows what a mistake it is to marry beneath one."

"_This_ marriage ended happily. It was discovered, just in time, that the children were alive after all."

"Still," said the Queen, "it is _not_ a pleasant thing to have happened in _any_ family. I should like to hear something about the pedigrees of my other ladies-in-waiting."

The Court G.o.dmother was quite ready to give her all the information she could. Princess Flachspinnenlosburg, it appeared, traced her descent from the incorrigibly lazy daughter of a poor and not over scrupulous mother; Baroness Belohnte von Haulemannerschen from similarly humble folk, whose daughter was servant of all work to seven dwarfs, and afterwards married the King of one of the petty states before mentioned; Baroness von Bauerngrosstochterheimer"s ancestor was a peasant; Countess Gansehirten am Brunnen"s ancestress a goose-girl--and so on through the entire list. Queen Selina then became curious as to the origin of the gentlemen of her Court, and found that many of their forbears were sullied by the taint of Trade. The founders of both Prince Tapfer von Schneiderleinberg"s and Count Daumerlingenstamm"s houses were tailors; Baron von Bohnenranken derived his t.i.tle from a speculator who, after a remarkably unsuccessful venture in cattle, had made a colossal coup in beans. As for Prince Hansmeinigel, his pretensions to high descent were even more questionable--at least, if it was actually the fact, as the Fairy stated, that the first of his progenitors was not only the son of a poor father, but also suffered the additional social disadvantage of being a hedgehog from the waist upwards; added to which he seemed to have cherished an eccentric pa.s.sion for playing the bagpipes while riding on a c.o.c.k. It is true that, after his marriage with a Princess, he became a less impossible member of Society--still, as the Queen very rightly felt, there are some things which can never be altogether lived down.

"I"m much obliged to you for telling me all this, Court G.o.dmother," she said, at the end; "_most_ interesting, I"m sure. And so useful to know who everybody really _is_!"

It was something of a disillusion to find that her Court was so largely composed of _parvenus_, but, on the other hand, it enabled her to face her ladies-in-waiting in future without any distressing sense of inferiority.

She was on the point of summoning them when the King suddenly burst into her bower. "Selina, my love," he began, with suppressed excitement, "if you"ll tell this good woman to go, I"ve something to say to you."

"Oblige me, Sidney," replied the Queen, "by not alluding to the High Court G.o.dmother again as a good woman; we may consider ourselves very fortunate that she is doing us the honour of residing under our roof, and you will be good enough to show her proper respect."

"Oh, sorry, I"m sure; I thought you said--but if _that"s_ how it is, I apologise for interrupting you."

"I have said all I have to say," said the Court G.o.dmother, "so there is no need for me to remain any longer." And with that she hobbled out of the room.

"I suppose you got your way about those--ah--bird-chariots, my dear?" he asked, "as you don"t seem to have sacked her!"

"She seemed so upset at the idea of giving them up that I said she might keep them. I shall certainly not "sack" her, as you call it. Now I"ve come to know her better, I find she is a good, faithful old soul who is much too useful to part with, and you must be very careful to be civil to her in future. What was it you wanted to say to me?"

"The Lord Treasurer and I have been going into our private resources,"

he said. "I thought perhaps you might like to come with me to my Counting-house and--and have a look at "em, my dear."

She was only too eager to do so. "Tell me, Sidney," she gasped, as they hurried through various corridors to the wing in which the King"s Counting-house was situated. "Shall we--shall we have enough to live on decently?"

"I don"t know what _you_ will think," he replied, with an irrepressible chuckle, "but I should call it affluence myself--positive affluence, my love!"

They arrived at a heavily clamped door, where the Marshal, the Treasurer, and Prince Clarence and Princess Edna were waiting for them.

"Two steps down," said King Sidney after unlocking the door.

"And here we _are_!" he cried triumphantly, as they entered.

The Counting-house was a huge barrel-roofed chamber lighted from windows protected by elaborate scroll-work bars. Upon shelves all round the walls, and piled in heaps on the floor, were sacks, "Every blessed one,"

explained the King, "chock full of gold ducats! What do you think of _that_, eh, my love?"

"I think, Sidney," she replied, "that _I_ am the person who should have the key."

"There"s one for each of us," he said. "Here"s yours. And on that table there you"ll find purses laid out, and a little gold shovel to fill them with. I"ve filled mine. Whenever our funds are running low, you see, we"ve only to come down here and help ourselves."

"Good biz!" said the Crown Prince, beginning to fill one of the purses.

"I shall fill my pockets as well--save another journey, what?"

"Some of us do not possess pockets, Clarence," said his mother. "And I must make it a rule that no one is to take out more than a purseful at a time, and only after satisfying me that the money is required for some legitimate purpose."

"I don"t think such precautions are at all necessary, my dear," said King Sidney. "Marshal Federhelm seems to have put by a good deal while he was Regent. And besides, there"s plenty more where _this_ comes from, you know!"

"And where _does_ it come from?" inquired the Queen.

"Why, the Treasurer tells me, we"ve a mine of our own in the Golden Mountains a few miles from here--a mine that is practically--ah--inexhaustible. I rather thought of driving over to see it some day."

"Let"s all go!" said the Crown Prince. "Why not this afternoon? It"ll be something to do!"

Queen Selina was pleased to approve the suggestion. "We certainly ought to show that we are interested in industrial concerns," she said. "All the _best_ Sovereigns do. I can"t help wishing, though, that poor dear Papa could have come with us. He knew so much about gold mines."

"Just as well for us he can"t," said Clarence, "because _he"d_ be the Boss, then! I say, I"ve got an idea. Why not take one of those sacks in the coach with us and chuck money out of the window to the crowd, what?"

"Look too much as if we were out for a beanfeast, my boy," objected his father.

"And what"s the matter with a beanfeast? Believe me, it will make us jolly popular and be a lot better fun than just bowing to the blighters."

"And far less fatiguing," said Edna.

"There"s something in what Clarence says," said the Queen. "It _would_ increase our popularity--and that is so important. Of course we shouldn"t make a _practice_ of it, but we can quite afford it, just for once--what do you think, Mr. Marshal?"

The Marshal thought it was an excellent notion.

The Golden Mountains were not much more than a couple of leagues from Eswareinmal, and the roads being tolerably good, a lighter vehicle than the State Coach and six st.u.r.dy horses accomplished the journey in very good time. In the streets they pa.s.sed through and at various villages along the valley, crowds had collected, and the enthusiasm with which they scrambled for the coins that were showered from the carriage windows proved how fully they appreciated the benefits of an established Monarchy.

"Don"t throw any more now, children," counselled Queen Selina as they neared the mine. "We must keep some for the dear miners. Sidney, be sure to ask some questions about the machinery, and whether they"re all happy and comfortable. And do it tactfully, because I"ve always heard miners are such a very independent and intelligent cla.s.s."

Perhaps even so short a residence in Marchenland as theirs might have prepared the Royal party for the unusual. But it was an undeniable shock to them all to find, on arrival at the mine, not only that the method of working was primitive to the last degree, but that it was entirely conducted by diminutive beings who were unmistakable Yellow Gnomes. The interior of the mine resounded with the blows of pickaxes, but the inevitable trumpeters had no sooner announced that the Sovereigns had left their coach than all work was suspended. The miners swarmed up from their tunnellings, literally tumbling over one another in their haste to behold the countenances of Royalty.

"They seem--ah--a remarkable lively lot," observed King Sidney as some of the Gnomes turned somersaults and Catherine wheels around their visitors, while the more retiring stood una.s.sumingly in the background on their heads. "A bit undersized, and, judging from their complexions, I should say the work had affected their livers. But it _may_ only be due to the gold-dust."