Another voice thrummed from the pit. "You are American. I know your accent. Do you understand? That"s Mussolini! Throw the b.a.s.t.a.r.d down here where he belongs!"

"Who are you?"

"Does it matter? I approved the firebombing of Dresden."

A British voice spoke from the flames. "And I led the mission. We may belong here, Yank, but so does that Eytie swine."

Benito was backing away. When I went toward him, he turned and ran. I caught him at the edge of the next pit and tripped him. He fell heavily to the ground, and I sat on him. He was no match for me. "Mussolini!" I shouted.

"I pulled you out of a jinn bottle!" he protested.

"And led me here, deeper into h.e.l.l! I knew it all along!" Mussolini. What better choice for the Devil"s agent, to wander through h.e.l.l corrupting souls already half corrupted? Hitler was probably loose too. If we"d run across him I"d have guessed earlier. I remembered all my suspicions, and all the unexplained things that had happened on the trip down. No wonder he could give orders!

Well, I knew who he was now, and I knew where he belonged. We were at the edge of the ninth pit, but I took him by the heels and dragged him back to the eighth. He thrashed like a fish. He clutched at rocks and pulled a couple out of the ground, for all the good that did him.

The pit flamed beneath us with the crowd gathered to welcome Benito home.

I rolled him over the edge. He gave a low cry as he dropped. Before he struck bottom he burst into flame. His was very bright, brighter than most around him.

I turned and went on.

CHAPTER 22

I walked until I had to stop, until the ground dropped away at my feet. There I stood like a machine whose program has ran out. After all, where would I go?

Now I was utterly alone, with n.o.body to tell me about the geography of h.e.l.l, or warn me of the dangers-- --Or make me go deeper into horror after horror when all I wanted to do was stop. Mussolini. Benito Mussolini, Il Duce of Italy. He hadn"t even tried to deny it.

What an idiot I"d been. Why hadn"t I recognized him, with that ma.s.sive square jaw and high forehead? I remembered reading about him in history books. Benito Mussolini had escaped from his castle prison in a glider flown by Hitler"s Commando, Skorzeny, one of the most romantic figures of that war. No wonder Benito could fly a glider!

Mussolini the fascist. He invented fascism! Killer and leader of killers, thug, ally of Adolf Hitler... back to the anonymous flame, Mussolini, evil genius behind the Italian king. Down you go, Benito, who poured me from a bottle.

I stood there a long time before I realized what I was seeing.

In the ninth pit the d.a.m.ned staggered and lurched, slipping in b.l.o.o.d.y mud, leaving more blood to make the path more slippery for those behind. They seemed dazed survivors of some lost battle.

One showed no obvious wounds, except for his erect posture and painfully stiff walk. I stared at his face, where a macabre joke had been played. It was pale and lean, and calm; no one would have guessed that he was in pain; but the eyes burned with hate. The mustache was in an unfamiliar style, straight, but twice the width of his mouth. And the sharp white canine teeth protruding over his lower lip would have had anyone over the age of six shouting, "Vampire!"

Well ahead of him was a st.u.r.dy fat man with a striking bearded face and blood running from a cut throat. The face was familiar. I studied him, trying to remember where I"d seen that face.

He stared back. Then he roared in fury wrapped in a Shakespearean accent. "Varlet! Who might you be, that stare so arrogantly at England?"

"Huh?" I shook myself. "Carp-- Carpenter."

"Come down, woodworker, and I will have your eyes nailed shut!"

I realized I had been staring, rudely, at people who had trouble enough without that. More of Big Juju"s victims. "Sorry. Does it help if I tell you the wounds will heal?"

I could see the shock rippling down the line, and suddenly they were all screaming curses and waving their fists. One man threatened with his severed arm held like a club.

"Dolt! a.s.s who mocks us!"

"What did I say?"

"You cannot be such a fool!" "England" cried. "We are nearly healed now! We reach the point in the circle where--" He stopped, looking ahead, forgetting me entirely. "I see him now," he said in a voice without life or hope.

I looked. The bridge was ahead of them, and under it was a king-sized version of all the other demons we"d pa.s.sed, twenty feet tall, carrying a slender sword.

He grinned, showing teeth nearly a foot long.

I had to cross the bridge anyway. I walked toward the demon.

He was killing them. They marched toward him, hanging back when they could until others pushed ahead, and he killed them. He picked a man up and sliced him from the crotch to the throat, set him down and let him walk on. Empathic pain lashed through me, and a line from a joke ran crazily through my head. About a cowboy who"d been thrown onto a barbed wire fence. He"d shown Texas courage; he"d remounted the horse and gone on. Of course he had to let the stirrups out a little...

The fat man looked sick and scared. His face clicked suddenly into place: a painting, very famous. Henry the Eighth.

I kept walking.

I was crossing the bridge when Henry reached the demon. The sword was not a sword, I saw now. It was an overdeveloped fingernail on an overdeveloped middle finger as thick as a strong man"s thigh. It flicked like a rapier and severed Henry"s head, and the demon handed Henry his head, and Henry walked on. The sharp horn tip of the sword flicked suddenly up before my face.

I stopped.

"Who may you be, 0 privileged one, who run so free through h.e.l.l?"

I got my throat working. "Allen Carpenter."

"Where away, Carpenter?"

"I don"t know. Inward." With all the feelings that had been burnt out of me, one was left. Curiosity. Whatever Benito had planned for me, it lay downward, inward.

The dead had stopped to wait, with understandable patience, for the demon to finish his conversation. I waved downward. "Who are they?"

The demon seemed in no hurry. "Sowers of discord. People who advocated hatred, started wars, refused to end wars-- you know, the opposite of the peacemakers. This is a special collection. Religious schizmatics. Generally founded their own churches for their own purposes. You want political types, or lawyers who talked people into divorces they didn"t want and lawsuits they didn"t need, you"ve got to go to another part of the pit."

"Oh."

The demon looked fondly at "England"s" receding back. "Henry there wanted a divorce. The Church wouldn"t give him one. So he made himself a Church that would. Clever?"

"On the evidence, not very."

The demon stooped to pick up the man with the Fu Manchu mustache and the vampire teeth. "Dracula here didn"t found any churches. He--"

"Dracula! I thought he was-- Dammit, he was just a legend."

"There are legends about him. In his homeland, Transylvania, mothers still frighten their children with his name. Dracula was just a t.i.tle. Means dragon. His real name was Vlad; they called him Vlad Tepes, Vlad the Impaler. He spent his whole life torturing and killing Turks in the name of Christ. Otherwise he"d be uphill, eyelash deep in boiling blood. About half the people he killed were his own subjects, by the way."

Small wonder Vlad the Impaler walked funny. A wooden stake was sticking two feet out of his a.n.u.s. The demon didn"t need his sword. He just pushed the stake up until it didn"t show, set the man down, and let him walk on. Walking funny.

The demon picked up another. "Johann here was the only man G.o.d would reveal the exact time of Doomsday to. He could save a small party of the Chosen, chosen by him, that is. All you had to do was turn all your property over to him." The demon grinned enormously. "And you, Carpenter? Did you ever create a church of your very own?"

Oh, boy.

The sword"s b.l.o.o.d.y tip swung away and back, rapier-quick. I ducked and ran. I fell flat on the bridge as the sword flashed again. The demon couldn"t quite get at me at that angle. But the arch of the bridge dipped low, there at the end.

I rose to sprint position, poised, took off. At the base of the arch the sword flicked toward me at knee height. I jumped it and kept running, right across and into the s.p.a.ce above the next pit.

The side was steep. I hit once, and bounced, and hit the bottom very hard.

There was no unconsciousness in h.e.l.l. There was only pain and the awful strain of trying to draw a breath. Deep down behind the pain a tiny voice was saying, You don"t need to breathe, Carpentier. You"re dead. But I wanted to breathe, I needed to breathe, and not a sip of air could I draw.

Eventually the air did come, in sips, then gulps. I tried to straighten out. It felt as if I were breaking my own back. Maybe my back was broken. But the sword would have been worse.

Could I feel my feet? Yes.

Okay. Your spine"s intact. Just lie here awhile. It will heal. Sure, we always healed.

Hey, Carpentier. Why was it Benito always healed before you did?

Why shouldn"t he? He was one of the paid staff.

Then why did he get hurt at all?

A woman"s voice said, "What"ve you got?"

"Uh?" I still couldn"t get more coherent than that.

"What"ve you got?" she repeated patiently. I moved my head around, slowly. It was dark and gloomy. I became aware of hideous screeching sounds, moans, screams of pain and rage, snarling dogs, the cacaphony of h.e.l.l.

She was sitting against the sloping-side of the trench, naked, her body marked with pustules and the scars of older eruptions of the skin. She didn"t seem more able to move than I was.

But the pain in my back was easing. I said, "Broken back, probably. What"ve you got?"

"Everything. Syphilis. Gonorrhea. Yaws. Trench mouth. Everything you can think of."

"Uh huh. I know what you"ve been doing."

She wailed, "But I didn"t! That"s why it"s so unfair!"

My eyes were getting accustomed to the gloom that hung thick down here in the pit. There were others lying about the floor and the sides of the gully. Most of them looked deathly ill.

Across from me was a man scrabbling among thousands of pills. There must have been every variety of medication ever invented or imagined: tablets, capsules of many hues, bottles of liquids, tiny pills and pills that would choke a horse. He groaned in pain as he held up a pill and squinted at it. Finally he decided: he flung the pill back into the bathtub of them next to him.

He sat for a moment. Then he moaned, pressing his hands hard against his belly. "It"s eating me alive!" he screamed. He scrabbled for another pill. This time he gulped it without looking at it. It didn"t seem to help, because he screamed even louder and went back to his inspection routine.

I looked a question at the girl. She shrugged. "He sold cancer cures. They only worked if you didn"t go to a doctor. Somewhere in that pile there may be a pill that cures him."

"What about the rest?"

"Some don"t do anything. Some make it worse."

I shuddered, then froze as something came howling past on all fours, foam dripping from its jaws. I"d thought it was an animal, but it wasn"t. It was a man.

"Counterfeiters. Counterfeiters always get rabies," said the woman. "If they bite you it takes a long time to heal."

And I couldn"t move! There was nothing to do but watch.

Men and women with peeling scabs and an itch that drove them to tear at themselves. A man with no ears, unable to move and screaming for water.

"Listen!" he shouted. "Tell Satan! Anyone! Tell Satan there is a plot to overthrow him. For water I will reveal the names of the plotters! Tell him!"

They were all deathly ill, and they were all in pain-- except one, and he was startling by contrast. He sat against the slope of the gully, a few feet from the girl and across from me. A middle-aged cherub, comfortably overweight, his blue eyes twinkling above a mad and happy smile.

Certainly he was mad. Was it a sickness of the mind, or had some vile bacterium reached his brain?

I had to get out of here. The most ferocious contagious diseases ever to wrack mankind were all around me. I tried to move, and stopped at once. My legs wouldn"t obey, and it felt as if my spine were being twisted in a vise. Had I caught something already? Spinal meningitis, maybe?

The madman"s wandering blue eyes found me. He said, "I was a psychiatrist."

"I didn"t ask." In fact, I"d already learned more of h.e.l.l than I really wanted to know. I only wanted out. Don"t tell me any more! I closed my eyes.

"They trusted me," the mad voice said happily. "They thought we knew what we were doing. For fifty bucks an hour I listened to their life stories. Wouldn"t you?"

He subsided. The woman said, "He"s crazy."

"Thanks. I really wondered about that," I told her without opening my eyes.

"Listen, you fell in over the edge. Have you been upslope? Have you seen a lot of what"s up there?"

"A lot."

"What do they do to, shall we say, ladies of the evening?"

I opened my eyes. She was tense, waiting for my words.

"I didn"t notice anything special for wh.o.r.es. Why?"

"I, I... Listen, some girls don"t actually sleep with the customers. They take a gentleman to a motel, they get their money in advance, then they disappear. Sometimes you can do better than that. You"re just getting down to business when your boyfriend walks in the door. You see?"

"Sure." I"d been robbed that way a couple of times in England.

"Well," she said, "You"d think that wouldn"t be as bad as being an actual... prost.i.tute." And she looked at me.