* "Put up a drink"--i.e., "Give me a drink on credit", or "Chalk it up".

She shook her head tightly and went on reading.

He staggered up, and, leaning on the bar, made desperate distress signals with hand, eyes, and mouth.

"No!" she snapped. "I means no when I says no! You"ve had too many last drinks already, and the boss says you ain"t to have another. If you swear again, or bother me, I"ll call him."

He hung sullenly on the counter for a while, then lurched to his swag, and shouldered it hopelessly and wearily. Then he blinked round, whistled, waited a moment, went on to the front verandah, peered round, through the heat, with bloodshot eyes, and whistled again. He turned and started through to the back-door.

"What the devil do you want now?" demanded the girl, interrupted in her reading for the third time by him. "Stampin" all over the house. You can"t go through there! It"s privit! I do wish to goodness you"d git!"

"Where the blazes is that there dog o" mine got to?" he muttered. "Did you see a dog?"

"No! What do I want with your dog?"

He whistled out in front again, and round each corner. Then he came back with a decided step and tone.

"Look here! that there dog was lyin" there agin the wall when I went to sleep. He wouldn"t stir from me, or my swag, in a year, if he wasn"t dragged. He"s been blanky well touched [stolen], and I wouldn"ter lost him for a fiver. Are you sure you ain"t seen a dog?" then suddenly, as the thought struck him: "Where"s them two chaps that was playin" cards when I wenter sleep?"

"Why!" exclaimed the girl, without thinking, "there was a dog, now I come to think of it, but I thought it belonged to one of them chaps.

Anyway, they played for it, and the other chap won it and took it away."

He stared at her blankly, with thunder gathering in the blankness.

"What sort of a dog was it?"

Dog described; the chain round the neck settled it.

He scowled at her darkly.

"Now, look here," he said; "you"ve allowed gamblin" in this bar--your boss has. You"ve got no right to let spielers gamble away a man"s dog.

Is a customer to lose his dog every time he has a doze to suit your boss? I"ll go straight across to the police camp and put you away, and I don"t care if you lose your licence. I ain"t goin" to lose my dog. I wouldn"ter taken a ten-pound note for that blanky dog! I----"

She was filling a pewter hastily.

"Here! for G.o.d"s sake have a drink an" stop yer row."

He drank with satisfaction. Then he hung on the bar with one elbow and scowled out the door.

"Which blanky way did them chaps go?" he growled.

"The one that took the dog went towards Tinned Dog."

"And I"ll haveter go all the blanky way back after him, and most likely lose me shed! Here!" jerking the empty pewter across the bar, "fill that up again; I"m narked properly, I am, and I"ll take twenty-four blanky hours to cool down now. I wouldn"ter lost that dog for twenty quid."

He drank again with deeper satisfaction, then he shuffled out, muttering, swearing, and threatening louder every step, and took the track to Tinned Dog.

Now the man, girl, or woman, who told me this yarn has never quite settled it in his or her mind as to who really owned the dog. I leave it to you.

Telling Mrs Baker.

Most Bushmen who hadn"t "known Bob Baker to speak to", had "heard tell of him". He"d been a squatter, not many years before, on the Macquarie river in New South Wales, and had made money in the good seasons, and had gone in for horse-racing and racehorse-breeding, and long trips to Sydney, where he put up at swell hotels and went the pace. So after a pretty severe drought, when the sheep died by thousands on his runs, Bob Baker went under, and the bank took over his station and put a manager in charge.

He"d been a jolly, open-handed, popular man, which means that he"d been a selfish man as far as his wife and children were concerned, for they had to suffer for it in the end. Such generosity is often born of vanity, or moral cowardice, or both mixed. It"s very nice to hear the chaps sing "For he"s a jolly good fellow", but you"ve mostly got to pay for it twice--first in company, and afterwards alone. I once heard the chaps singing that I was a jolly good fellow, when I was leaving a place and they were giving me a send-off. It thrilled me, and brought a warm gush to my eyes; but, all the same, I wished I had half the money I"d lent them, and spent on "em, and I wished I"d used the time I"d wasted to be a jolly good fellow.

When I first met Bob Baker he was a boss-drover on the great north-western route, and his wife lived at the township of Solong on the Sydney side. He was going north to new country round by the Gulf of Carpentaria, with a big mob of cattle, on a two years" trip; and I and my mate, Andy M"Culloch, engaged to go with him. We wanted to have a look at the Gulf Country.

After we had crossed the Queensland border it seemed to me that the Boss was too fond of going into wayside shanties and town pubs. Andy had been with him on another trip, and he told me that the Boss was only going this way lately. Andy knew Mrs Baker well, and seemed to think a deal of her. "She"s a good little woman," said Andy. "One of the right stuff. I worked on their station for a while when I was a nipper, and I know.

She was always a d.a.m.ned sight too good for the Boss, but she believed in him. When I was coming away this time she says to me, "Look here, Andy, I"m afraid Robert is drinking again. Now I want you to look after him for me, as much as you can--you seem to have as much influence with him as any one. I want you to promise me that you"ll never have a drink with him."

"And I promised," said Andy, "and I"ll keep my word." Andy was a chap who could keep his word, and nothing else. And, no matter how the Boss persuaded, or sneered, or swore at him, Andy would never drink with him.

It got worse and worse: the Boss would ride on ahead and get drunk at a shanty, and sometimes he"d be days behind us; and when he"d catch up to us his temper would be just about as much as we could stand. At last he went on a howling spree at Mulgatown, about a hundred and fifty miles north of the border, and, what was worse, he got in tow with a flash barmaid there--one of those girls who are engaged, by the publicans up country, as baits for chequemen.

He went mad over that girl. He drew an advance cheque from the stock-owner"s agent there, and knocked that down; then he raised some more money somehow, and spent that--mostly on the girl.

We did all we could. Andy got him along the track for a couple of stages, and just when we thought he was all right, he slipped us in the night and went back.

We had two other men with us, but had the devil"s own bother on account of the cattle. It was a mixed-up job all round. You see it was all big runs round there, and we had to keep the bullocks moving along the route all the time, or else get into trouble for trespa.s.s. The agent wasn"t going to go to the expense of putting the cattle in a paddock until the Boss sobered up; there was very little gra.s.s on the route or the travelling-stock reserves or camps, so we had to keep travelling for gra.s.s.

The world might wobble and all the banks go bung, but the cattle have to go through--that"s the law of the stock-routes. So the agent wired to the owners, and, when he got their reply, he sacked the Boss and sent the cattle on in charge of another man. The new Boss was a drover coming south after a trip; he had his two brothers with him, so he didn"t want me and Andy; but, anyway, we were full up of this trip, so we arranged, between the agent and the new Boss, to get most of the wages due to us--the Boss had drawn some of our stuff and spent it.

We could have started on the back track at once, but, drunk or sober, mad or sane, good or bad, it isn"t Bush religion to desert a mate in a hole; and the Boss was a mate of ours; so we stuck to him.

We camped on the creek, outside the town, and kept him in the camp with us as much as possible, and did all we could for him.

"How could I face his wife if I went home without him?" asked Andy, "or any of his old mates?"

The Boss got himself turned out of the pub. where the barmaid was, and then he"d hang round the other pubs., and get drink somehow, and fight, and get knocked about. He was an awful object by this time, wild-eyed and gaunt, and he hadn"t washed or shaved for days.

Andy got the constable in charge of the police station to lock him up for a night, but it only made him worse: we took him back to the camp next morning and while our eyes were off him for a few minutes he slipped away into the scrub, stripped himself naked, and started to hang himself to a leaning tree with a piece of clothes-line rope. We got to him just in time.

Then Andy wired to the Boss"s brother Ned, who was fighting the drought, the rabbit-pest, and the banks, on a small station back on the border.

Andy reckoned it was about time to do something.

Perhaps the Boss hadn"t been quite right in his head before he started drinking--he had acted queer some time, now we came to think of it; maybe he"d got a touch of sunstroke or got brooding over his troubles--anyway he died in the horrors within the week.

His brother Ned turned up on the last day, and Bob thought he was the devil, and grappled with him. It took the three of us to hold the Boss down sometimes.

Sometimes, towards the end, he"d be sensible for a few minutes and talk about his "poor wife and children"; and immediately afterwards he"d fall a-cursing me, and Andy, and Ned, and calling us devils. He cursed everything; he cursed his wife and children, and yelled that they were dragging him down to h.e.l.l. He died raving mad. It was the worst case of death in the horrors of drink that I ever saw or heard of in the Bush.

Ned saw to the funeral: it was very hot weather, and men have to be buried quick who die out there in the hot weather--especially men who die in the state the Boss was in. Then Ned went to the public-house where the barmaid was and called the landlord out. It was a desperate fight: the publican was a big man, and a bit of a fighting man; but Ned was one of those quiet, simple-minded chaps who will carry a thing through to death when they make up their minds. He gave that publican nearly as good a thrashing as he deserved. The constable in charge of the station backed Ned, while another policeman picked up the publican.

Sounds queer to you city people, doesn"t it?