Chapter 974: Piston Exercise With A Zombie
“Hey, grandson!”
“Come and bite me if you have the guts!”
Luo Tian activated his monster taunting mode.
But the zombie on the ground had no reaction. Its maggot-like eyes only stared at Luo Tian like it was staring at an alien.
At this time, Ouyang Ye was holding back his laughter. If it weren’t for Bai Lingling glaring at him, he would’ve started rolling on the ground in laughter. “This kid… this muggle… is really idiotic! He actually called it his grandson? These zombies have died for over tens of thousands of years, so does he really think they can hear him?”
“This is too funny!”
Bai Lingling almost laughed as well, but she managed to hold it in. She then said, “You have to attack it before you can lure it back to us!”
Taunting monsters doesn’t work?!
This doesn’t make sense!
Any living creature would get angry when taunted. This was naturally more so for humans.
This zombie should have some intelligence, right?
How come I can’t attract its hate?
Luo Tian looked back at Bai Lingling and the others and found that they looked very nervous after laughing. It was as if this Bloodthirsty Zombie lying on the ground and moving around was very powerful or something. Luo Tian looked around the area once more and only found this guy.
He took several large strides forward.
He aimed for the zombie’s neck and stomped down.
“Crunch~!”
The head snapped off and separated from the body.
“What are you doing?!”
“Are you crazy?!”
“This kid is a complete idiot! We’re going to die because of him!”
“You were told to lure the zombie over, but what did you end up doing?!”
Bai Lingling and the rest looked like they were going berserk.
Luo Tian’s actions gave them so much shock that they had thoughts of committing suicide.
The subordinate called Zhao Hai, broke out in cold sweat from fear.
Luo Tian looked at each one of them with a dumbfounded expression. “What the h.e.l.l?! Isn’t it just a zombie? Why are you guys acting like that?”
“Ding!”
“Congratulations to player Luo Tian for killing a Bloodthirsty Zombie. You have gained 190 experience points, 10 yuan energy…”
“The experience isn’t too bad!”
“It would be great if they were all that easy to kill.” Luo Tian said to himself in joy. He could already see that this Bloodthirsty Zombie had a low health bar. One move from him was sufficient to kill it. He wanted to burst out laughing, seeing how each of them had such a nervous expression on their faces.
Luo Tian glanced at them and said, “Come over. I’ve already killed it.”
“What?”
Ouyang Ye said in surprise, “Kid, are you joking with us? You’ve killed it? Who do you think you are?!”
“One move to kill it?”
“His cultivation is only at the Four Elements 3rd rank. When did such a realm become that strong?”
No one believed his words.
But Bai Lingling still went forward to look.
Ouyang Ye held her back and said, “Don’t listen to him! There’s no way he can kill that zombie with his cultivation realm. He’s obviously trying to trick you!”
Bai Lingling shrugged off Ouyang Ye’s hand and slowly walked forward.
Luo Tian felt this scene was quite hilarious, so he glanced at Ouyang Ye and said, “You are such a coward. I think the sperms inside your ball sack are probably all dead.”
“Kid, who are you talking to?!”
Ouyang Ye was unconvinced, “If you are capable of killing that zombie by yourself, I will eat it raw!”
At this time, Bai Lingling arrived at the zombie on the ground and looked at Bai Xiong, “It is indeed dead. You guys all come over; we can continue moving forward from this point.”
Luo Tian immediately said, “Hold on!”
“What did he just say? If I was capable of killing the zombie, he was going to eat it raw? Ouyang something something, come over here and eat this thing raw. If you dare not to eat, then you are the grandson!”
Ouyang Ye’s face turned green and unsightly.
He had fought with these zombies before and knew they were very hard to kill; that’s why he said such words to Luo Tian. He thought Luo Tian was scared and didn’t attack the zombie. But how could he have known that Luo Tian really killed that zombie with a single move?
Zhao Hai glanced at Ouyang Ye and quickly ran off to the side. He was really afraid Ouyang Ye would command him to eat the zombie raw together.
Ouyang Ye’s expression turned cold, and said with disdain, “This zombie was killed by you? It was clearly already dead, and you only stomped on a corpse and turned it into two parts. So you call this killing it? What a joke! Most likely, you would p.i.s.s your pants in fear if you saw a live one.”
Luo Tian was about to say something and stopped himself. He then started smiling and pulled Bai Lingling back a bit. “You will soon see who is the one that’s going to p.i.s.s their pants in fear.”
At an unknown time, a hideous-looking zombie climbed out from the muddy ground and stood just behind Ouyang Ye. Its two rotting hands reached forth and rested on his shoulders, and a burst of cold corpse breath was blowing gently against his ears.
Its hair was in a mess, and its face was missing a good portion. Worms were wriggling and falling off half of its face and its nostril.
An extremely eerie and terrifying scene!
Bai Lingling’s eyes widened as her mind tensed up.
When Zhao Hai noticed it, he exclaimed in fright, “Young Master Ye, be, be, behind you…”
Ouyang Ye still maintained a confident look and a smug smile on his face. “What has this daddy not seen before? Not to mention zombies, I won’t be scared even if we encounter a Zombie King! Zhao Hai, what’s behind me? Are you standing on the side of the outsiders and trying to mess with me? Do you believe that I will teach you a good lesson?”
“No, no, no…”
“I’m n, n, not, Young Master Ye. Behind you, behind you is a zombie!” Zhao Hai could barely speak with his trembling voice.
Bai Xiong directly said, “It looks like we need to change our formation a bit. Brother Ouyang, I will have to trouble you to act as our meat shield and block that zombie. We will help you out very soon.”
It is unknown if Ouyang Ye was too good looking or if that female zombie was in heat.
The moment Ouyang Ye turned around, still with a disbelieving att.i.tude, the female zombie leaned forward and gave him a kiss.
“Holy s.h.i.t!”
“Your taste in women is a bit too exotic! You’re not even sparing a zombie? You’re an animal! Maybe even worse than an animal!” Luo Tian burst out laughing.
You could say such a strange scene was so rare that it might only happen once in a thousand years. This guy was simply too… Luo Tian just kept laughing.
Ouyang Ye’s eyes popped out of its socket.
“Aggghhhh~! Mmmmm~! Mmmm~!”
His mouth had been sealed up.
Ouyang Ye wanted to scream, but it was blocked. He could feel maggots squirming into his mouth and immediately wanted to throw up. But he couldn’t, so his face instantly turned pale white. A wet patch appeared in the crotch area of his pants, and then a mixture of urine and feces started sliding out from the bottom of his pant legs.
He s.h.i.t his pants from fear!
The stench of s.h.i.t started wafting out.
“H,h, help, help me… Help me…” Ouyang Ye tried to call for help.
He was being hugged tighter and tighter by the female zombie, and their bodies almost fused together as one. You are in me, and I am in you. We are about to XOXO and start that type of wondrous exercise.
Luo Tian was dumbstruck by what he was seeing. “Marvelous! Brilliant! This is the first time I’ve seen a man doing stuff that’s inappropriate for children to watch to a zombie! Too marvelous! What I really want to know is how you can stomach it?”
Bai Lingling had an anxious expression as she exclaimed, “Quickly save him!”
Even though she didn’t like Ouyang Ye, she needed him alive because their team couldn’t risk losing a person!