In fact, there are five weeks. But Jennifer"s leave starts soon and she"s getting nervous. "I"ll have something to show you next Monday," I say. "First thing in the morning."

She groans, and just as I am about to say, OK, Friday, she comes over to my desk, leans against it, takes my hand, and puts it on her stomach. "It"s kicking," she says.

This is awkward, looking up at her huge round belly, so I stand up, leaving my hand where she"s placed it.

"Wait," she whispers.

At first there is nothing, then I feel her take a quick, deep breath. "See?" she says.

"That was it?" I was expecting a real kick, aimed outward, fierce, sudden.

"That was it."

It was like a wave rolling across her stomach. It had a wonderful, mysterious feel, as if it were a tiny manifestation of some grand, universal movement. Her face is flushed, and I realize that this is due only partly to exertion. The rest is pride.

I smile at her. "I"ll have the outline for you on Friday," I say.

I HAVE A blind date tonight. My brother called me from Charlottesville, the location of his current school, and told me that a friend of his from the microbiology lab was coming to New York for a conference. He said the guy, whose name was Hank, didn"t know a soul here, that it would be great if I could take him out, show him the town. That"s how my brother talks: "Show him the town." It"s as if he only arrived in this country a few years ago, and his studies have prevented him from learning the language.

Dating, I often think, is like applying for a job. You go all out in the interview, proving your intelligence, your reliability, your suitability for this particular position, and then when-if-you are offered the job, you realize that the actual work would be tedious beyond measure.

Promptly at eight, the buzzer rings. The intercom is broken, but I go ahead and hit the b.u.t.ton that releases the door downstairs. Up here on the fifth floor, I figure no one will bother with the climb unless his purpose is legitimate.

I wait a minute or two, then start listening for his footsteps. Nothing. I unlock my locks, poke my head out the door, and listen. No one is on the stairs; I can tell. The buzzer rings again, and again I push the b.u.t.ton for the downstairs door. I stick my head out my open door and listen. Nothing.

After a few minutes the buzzer rings again, and now I realize that what I"ve always feared has happened. The wiring that enables me to open the downstairs door from inside my apartment has worn out, or whatever happens to wiring.

I fly down the stairs, composing apologies in my head. When I reach the door, there is Hank; it can only be Hank. He has a distinctly microbiology look about him: tall and thin, with overly large hands and a quizzical expression on his face.

"I"m sorry," I say, out of breath. "The thing must be broken, you know, the door-opening thing. What happened, there was no little sound, or did the door just not open when you pushed it?"

"Virginia?" he says.

I am standing here, holding the door open with my foot, panting. Who does he think I am?

"Yes," I say. "I"m Virginia, and you"re Hank, right?"

He offers me a large hand, which I shake. "Nice to meet you," he says.

"You, too," I say. "Sorry about the door."

"Huh?"

"The door," I say. "When you buzzed, and the door didn"t work. Was there a little sound at all? Or did it just not open when you pushed it?"

He looks confused for a moment. Then he says, "I heard a noise, but I wasn"t sure what it was, so I just waited for you."

Oh.

"Did I do something wrong?" he says.

"No," I say, "not at all." I take a step backward. "Come on in."

He steps through the doorway, smiling shyly, and of course he didn"t do anything wrong, anything at all. He"s probably a perfectly nice guy. But I already know how this is going to end up: a series of small advances and retreats-his advances, my retreats-over c.o.c.ktails, over dinner, over one last drink in a small, dark bar, until we are back here, at this very spot, negotiating an awkward good-night kiss. Sometimes I don"t even feel like going through with the interview.

SAM AND I are having lunch. The place is full of people, most of them eating in groups of two or three. It is very noisy. The tables are quite close together, and with the extra room Sam needs the waitresses can barely squeeze between her chair and the chair of the person behind her. It makes me very uneasy, watching the waitresses, huge trays of food over their heads, edging behind Sam.

"Are you ladies ready?"

Our waitress is here, order pad out, already impatient.

"Let"s see," Sam says. "I"ll have a bowl of the cream of celery soup, and a house salad, and the breast of chicken with the milanese sauce, and an order of hot French bread. And a gla.s.s of milk."

The waitress scribbles on her pad. "Anything else?" she says, not quite sarcastically.

"That"s it," says Sam.

She turns to me.

"I"ll have the same," I say. "Except the milk."

Since the pregnancies, I have been giving myself small indulgences: extra time with the newspaper in the morning, full square meals at lunch, bed a little earlier than usual. Sam says that not even Josh has had such a sympathetic reaction.

When the waitress has left, I lean toward Sam. "Have you decided about breastfeeding yet?" I ask. She wants to, but she"s worried about what will happen when she comes back to work. They have those pumps now, so you can extract your milk and leave it in a bottle with the baby-sitter, but Sam thinks that would defeat at least half the purpose of breastfeeding, which is having the baby actually feed from your breast.

She shakes her head. "I"m still not sure," she says.

"You will," I say.

She nods and looks away, and a kind of distant smile comes over her face for a moment. Then she turns back to me. "I"m not ready to throw away my huge 32-B bras yet," she says. "I"d better breastfeed for as long as I can."

THE AD IS coming along. I"ve decided on a setting: a park. The guy is taking his adorable little girl and his golden retriever for a walk. He"s throwing a stick for the dog, whose name is Sunny. The dog"s name may not actually figure in the ad, but it helps me to visualize the thing. The little girl"s name is Lizzie. She"s about two, with big blue eyes and soft blond curls. She"s wearing a dotted Swiss dress, yellow with white dots, and little white sandals.

She is sitting on her daddy"s shoulders, and suddenly she puts her hands over his eyes. Moments later the dog comes back with the stick, and the daddy can"t see to take it from her mouth and throw it again. The dog is jumping around, the stick in her mouth, nuzzling the guy"s leg, being cute and frisky.

Enter the semiglamorous woman with the terrier. Sunny drops the stick and begins sniffing at the terrier. The woman is immediately drawn to Lizzie and starts talking to her. They have a cute few seconds of conversation, which the daddy enters with a mixture of friendliness and irony, because his eyes are still covered.

Finally Lizzie takes her hands away and the grown-ups start in on the dogs.

That"s as far as I"ve gotten; now I just need to figure out how to bring in the product. The woman: "She"s a happy-looking dog." Lizzie: "That"s "cause her name is Sunny." The daddy (laughing): "It"s because she knows she"s going home to eat soon." The woman: "Mealtimes aren"t any fun at our house, are they, Fido?" (I haven"t thought of the terrier"s name yet.) The daddy: "You must not be using Kanine Krunch." Etc., etc.

Well, it"s a start.

BABES IN ARMS just got in a new line of stuffed animals. They"re just the right size: smaller, as we used to say when playing Twenty Questions, than a breadbox, but larger than a shoe. There"s a wonderful, soft grey rhino; a plush brown bear with heartbreaking b.u.t.ton eyes; an adorable, jaunty little penguin.

"They"re sure to be very popular," says the saleswoman, chattily, arranging the animals on a shelf. She"s gotten to know me a little.

I pick up a rhino; who could resist? But the bear is great, too. And I"m not even ready to buy.

"We"re putting them on special this week," the saleswoman says. "Half off. It"s a special promotion to introduce them. They"re from Sweden."

Half off is a good deal. Stuffed animals, I have discovered, are not cheap. I put down the rhino and pick up a bear. I hold him to my face. He even smells good: fresh and clean and, somehow, good for you.

"I"m going to take a bear," I say. I"ll give him to Sam; the mobile is a little too expensive, anyway.

The saleswoman smiles and moves to the cash register. She"s probably afraid I"ll change my mind, I"m in here so often. She takes my credit card, runs it through the little gadget, and hands me the slip to sign. She wraps the bear in tissue paper printed with little baby bottles and rattles and diaper pins. She carefully puts it in a shopping bag and hands it to me. "Enjoy," she says.

IT"S 10:20 when the phone rings, jolting me out of sleep so fast that I have the receiver in my hand before I can possibly speak.

"Virginia?" It"s a hollow little sound, a vaguely familiar voice coming to me from far away.

"h.e.l.lo?" I say.

"Virginia?" It"s my brother. "Did I wake you up or something?"

"No, no," I say. "I was reading." I always feel guilty when the phone awakens me, as if I should apologize for being asleep when someone wants to talk.

"So, how are you?"

"Fine," I say, and then it occurs to me that he simply wants to chat, that it"s still my turn. "How are you?"

"OK," he says. "I"m at the lab."

"It"s almost 10:30 at night, what, do you live there?" It"s actually easier to picture him on a cot next to the Bunsen burners than in his own apartment. I haven"t been to Charlottesville, but when I visited him in Cambridge, when he was getting the M.A. in philosophy, he lived in a three-room apartment in which there was nothing but a bed, a table, and two chairs. What bothered me most was that he didn"t have a bureau. Where did he keep his socks and underwear? On hangers?

"I"ve got some cells in a petri dish that need looking at every three hours," he says. "So, you know."

"Yeah," I say. I picture the cells getting restless, saying, Look at me, look at me. It"s a mystery to me, what my brother does.

"So, how"d you like Hank?"

This is why he called. "He seemed very nice," I say evenly.

"He liked you, too."

Not this, please. "Yeah, well," I say.

"He said you seemed a little depressed."

"Depressed?"

"You know, a little down."

"Oh, no," I say. "Not at all."

"He said you were kind of quiet, so I figured, something must be wrong, Virginia isn"t the quiet type."

I wonder what type he thinks I am. What type am I? "Well," I say, "I"m in a quiet phase, nothing to worry about, but thanks for calling."

"Oh," he says. "Someone"s there, right? G.o.d, I"m sorry."

"No," I say. "No one"s here. No one but me."

JENNIFER WANTS ME in her office-to talk, I know, about the ad. She"s had my outline for four days now, and she hasn"t said a word about it.

"Sit down," she says when I get there.

I sit.

She is wearing my favorite of all her maternity dresses. It"s a soft teal-colored wool with a white lace collar and white cuffs. When she first started wearing it she was hardly showing at all, and the dress flowed in an elegant line from neck to hem. But it has accommodated her belly beautifully, filling out as she"s filled out. I know it was expensive, but it does not seem to me in the least extravagant.

"Virginia," she says.

I smile at her. In three weeks, or, who knows, maybe less, she"ll have a baby. I"ve narrowed it down to something from Tiffany. Probably a spoon. It"s the kind of thing she and John would appreciate.

"Kanine Krunch, Virginia."

"Yes?"

"This," she says, taking my outline from her desk, "won"t do."

"It won"t do," I repeat, stupidly.

"No."

I suppose I should have antic.i.p.ated this. The people aren"t mellow enough, the ad does not adequately capture the spirit of understated coolness required by the executives.

"First of all," she says, "when you have a father and a little girl meeting a glamorous young woman, you invite speculation on whether the father is going to commit adultery with the young woman. Right?"

I feel my face color a little; I should have thought of that. But if I take the woman out, who will the father discuss the product with? "Right," I say.

"And," Jennifer says, "more to the point, why a little girl?" She stands up and begins to pace, her hands on her lower back as if to give herself a push. "This is supposed to be about dog food." She looks at me, pointedly, then returns to her desk and ruffles through my outline. "Lizzie," she says. "What"s with Lizzie, Virginia? You don"t put adorable little children in dog food ads, you put adorable little dogs. OK?" She gathers the outline together and hands it to me.

I am halfway to the door when she says, "Virginia?"

I turn and look at her.

"Dog food," she says. "Think dog food."

THE WOMEN"S MAGAZINES are full of advice on every subject you can think of. How to get a man, How to get rid of a man, How to say no to your boss, How to put the s.e.x back in s.e.x, How to look great in work clothes, How to look great in no clothes, How to throw a fabulous dinner party without even trying. What I like best is the advice on how to treat yourself when you are feeling down. There are, contrary to what most people think, workable remedies. Setting aside an hour, a full hour, of time when you will not think about your children or your husband or your job. You will just sit in your favorite chair (they always a.s.sume you have such a thing) and sip a steaming cup of herbal tea.

Or, if you prefer, what about buying a brand new bar of scented soap and having a nice, long soak in the tub? Make the water as hot as you can stand it. Light a candle and turn off that bright overhead bathroom light. Put your favorite concerto on the record player (of course you have a favorite concerto). Relax.

This is, of course, laughable advice. If you are depressed, you"re supposed to feel better after sitting there for an hour with nothing but Lemon Mist tea for company? You"re supposed to feel like a new person after a long, hot bath during which you stare, through the water, at the distorted shape of your hips and thighs?

Still, here I am, in the tub. The light is on; there is no music. My drain doesn"t work right, or, rather, it works too well, and as I lie here the water level gradually lowers until bits of my body begin to appear, small and then larger islands in a porcelain sea. If I were pregnant, my stomach would appear first. Pale and huge, yes, but I would love it.

THE TRIP TO Indiana is in less than a month, and I have begun to dread it. The client will meet us at the airport, me and two of the executives. We"ll be taken to our hotel and offered half an hour to freshen up, then it will be out to dinner. We"ll go to a steak house. The lights will be low and we"ll be shown to a big round booth. The waitress will be there to take our drink orders before we"ve had a chance to think about what we want. The client will have whiskey sours. The executives will ask for Glenfiddich, settle for Dewar"s. And I will be unable to think of anything suitable. Aside from wine, the only thing I really like to drink is Campari and soda, and it will be months too early for that since it"s a summer drink.