Nine p.m. approx. Supper arrives, wheeled in not by any old room-service waiter but the venerable Ambrose himself who, in addition to the bottle of Californian plonk we have ordered, brings us a frosted bottle of vintage Krug champagne in a silver ice bucket, priced on the wine list at $380 plus tax, which he proceeds to set out for us, together with two frosted gla.s.ses, a plate of very yummy-looking canapes, two damask napkins and a prepared speech, which he intones at full volume with his chest out and his hands pressed to his sides like a court copper.

"This very fine bottle of champagne comes to you folk courtesy of the one and only Mr Dima himself himself. Mr Dima, he says to thank you for" plucking a note from his shirt pocket together with a pair of reading spectacles "he says, and I quote: "Professor, I thanks you very heartily for a fine lesson in the great art of fair-play tennis and being an English gentleman. I also thanks you for saving me five thousand dollars of gamble." Plus his compliments to the highly beautiful Miss Gail, and that"s his message."

We drink a couple of gla.s.ses of the Krug and agree to finish the rest in bed.

"What"s Kobe beef?" Perry asks me, sometime during an eventful night.

"Ever rubbed a girl"s tummy?" I ask him.

"Wouldn"t dream of it," Perry says, doing just that.

"Virgin cows," I tell him. "Reared on sake and best beer. Kobe cattle have their tummies ma.s.saged every night till they"re ready for the chop. Plus they"re prime intellectual property," I add, which is also true, but I"m not sure he"s listening any more. "Our Chambers fought a lawsuit for them and won hooves down."

Falling asleep, I have a prophetic dream that I am in Russia, and bad things are happening to small children in wartime black and white.

3.

Gail"s sky is darkening, and so also is the bas.e.m.e.nt room. With the dying of the light, the wan ceiling lamp seems to burn more glumly over the table, and the brick walls have turned to black. Above them in the street the rumble of traffic has become sporadic. So have the shadowed feet trotting past the frosted half-moon windows. Big, genial Ollie with his one earring but without his beret has bustled in with four cups of tea and a plate of digestive biscuits and disappeared.

Although this is the same Ollie who picked them up from Gail"s flat in a black cab earlier this evening, it is by now acknowledged that he is not a real real cab driver, despite the licence badge he sports on his ample chest. Ollie, according to Luke, "keeps us all on the straight and narrow", but Gail doesn"t buy this. A blue-stocking Scottish Calvinist is not in need of moral guidance, and for a gentleman jockey with a wandering eye and an armoury of upper-cla.s.s charm, it"s way too late. cab driver, despite the licence badge he sports on his ample chest. Ollie, according to Luke, "keeps us all on the straight and narrow", but Gail doesn"t buy this. A blue-stocking Scottish Calvinist is not in need of moral guidance, and for a gentleman jockey with a wandering eye and an armoury of upper-cla.s.s charm, it"s way too late.

Besides, Ollie has too much behind the eyes for his menial role, in Gail"s opinion. She"s also puzzled about his earring, whether it"s a s.e.x-signal or just a lark. She"s also puzzled about his voice. When she first heard it over the house entryphone in Primrose Hill, it was straight c.o.c.kney. As he chatted to them through the part.i.tion about the dismal weather we were having for May after that lovely April, and dear me how was the blossom ever going to recover from last night"s deluge? she detected foreign underlays and his syntax began to break up. So what was his home tongue? Greek? Turkish? Hebrew? Or is the voice, like the single earring, an act he puts on to bamboozle us punters?

She wishes she"d never signed that b.l.o.o.d.y Declaration. She wishes Perry hadn"t. Perry wasn"t signing signing when he signed that form, he was when he signed that form, he was joining joining.

Friday was the last day of the Indian honeymooners" holiday, Perry is saying. They had therefore agreed to play the best of five sets instead of the usual three, and in consequence again missed breakfast.

"So we settled for a swim in the sea, and maybe brunch if we were hungry. We picked the busy end of the beach. It wasn"t the bit we normally used, but we had our eye on the Shipwreck Bar."

His efficient tone, Gail recognizes. Perry the English tutor. Facts and short sentences. No abstract concepts. Let the story tell itself. They chose a sunshade, he is saying. They laid out their gear. They were heading for the water when a people carrier with blackened windows came to a halt in the NO PARKING NO PARKING bay. From it emerged first the baby-faced bodyguard, next the tam-o"-shanter man from the tennis match, now wearing shorts and a yellow buckskin waistcoat, but the tam-o"-shanter still firmly bay. From it emerged first the baby-faced bodyguard, next the tam-o"-shanter man from the tennis match, now wearing shorts and a yellow buckskin waistcoat, but the tam-o"-shanter still firmly in situ in situ. Then Elspeth, wife to Ambrose, and after her an inflated rubber crocodile with its jaws open, followed by Katya Perry says, parading his fabled powers of recall. And after Katya, exit an enormous red bouncy ball with a smiley face and grab handles which turned out to be the property of Irina, also dressed for the beach.

And finally Natasha emerged, he says, which is time for Gail to cut in. Natasha is my business, not yours Natasha is my business, not yours: "But only after a stage delay, and just when we"re thinking there"s no one left in the people carrier," says Gail. "Dressed to kill in a Hakka-style lampshade hat and a cheongsam dress with toggle b.u.t.tons and Grecian sandals cross-tied round her ankles, and she"s carting her leatherbound tome. After picking her way delicately delicately over the sand for all eyes to see, she then settles herself languidly under the furthest sunshade of the row and begins her over the sand for all eyes to see, she then settles herself languidly under the furthest sunshade of the row and begins her terribly serious terribly serious reading. Right, Perry?" reading. Right, Perry?"

"If you say so," says Perry awkwardly, and jerks himself back in his chair as if to distance himself from her.

"I do say so. But the truly eerie eerie thing, the really thing, the really spooky spooky thing," she goes on stridently, now that Natasha is safely out of the way again, "was that each member of the party, big or small, knew thing," she goes on stridently, now that Natasha is safely out of the way again, "was that each member of the party, big or small, knew exactly exactly where to go and what to do as soon as they hit the beach." where to go and what to do as soon as they hit the beach."

The baby-faced bodyguard headed straight for the Shipwreck Bar, and ordered a can of root beer which he made last for the next two hours, she says, clinging to the initiative. The tam-o"-shanter man, despite his bulk a cousin cousin, according to Mark, one of the many cousins cousins from Perm in Russia, the city not the hairdo scaled the rickety steps of a lifeguard"s lookout, hauled a rubber ring from his buckskin waistcoat, blew it up and sat on it, presumably for his piles. The two little girls, followed at a distance by the ample Elspeth with her bulging basket, came walking down the sand slope to where Perry and Gail had made their camp, bearing their crocodile and bouncy ball. from Perm in Russia, the city not the hairdo scaled the rickety steps of a lifeguard"s lookout, hauled a rubber ring from his buckskin waistcoat, blew it up and sat on it, presumably for his piles. The two little girls, followed at a distance by the ample Elspeth with her bulging basket, came walking down the sand slope to where Perry and Gail had made their camp, bearing their crocodile and bouncy ball.

"Walking again," Gail overemphasizes for Yvonne"s benefit. "Not hopping, skipping or yelling. again," Gail overemphasizes for Yvonne"s benefit. "Not hopping, skipping or yelling. Walking Walking, and looking as tight-lipped and bug-eyed as they had at the tennis court. Irina with her thumb in her mouth and a big scowl, Katya"s voice about as friendly as a speaking clock: "Will you swim with us, please, Miss Gail?" So I I said hoping to loosen things up a bit, I suppose "Miss Katya, Mr Perry and I will be most honoured to swim with you." So we swam. Didn"t we?" to Perry, who having nodded his a.s.sent, again insisted on putting his hand on hers, either in a gesture of support or to steady her down, she wasn"t sure which, but the result either way was the same; she was forced to close her eyes and wait several seconds before she was ready to resume, which she did in another gush. said hoping to loosen things up a bit, I suppose "Miss Katya, Mr Perry and I will be most honoured to swim with you." So we swam. Didn"t we?" to Perry, who having nodded his a.s.sent, again insisted on putting his hand on hers, either in a gesture of support or to steady her down, she wasn"t sure which, but the result either way was the same; she was forced to close her eyes and wait several seconds before she was ready to resume, which she did in another gush.

"It was a total total set-up. set-up. We We knew it was a set-up. The knew it was a set-up. The children children knew it was a set-up. But if ever two girls needed a splash-about with a crocodile and a bouncing ball, these two did, right, Perry?" knew it was a set-up. But if ever two girls needed a splash-about with a crocodile and a bouncing ball, these two did, right, Perry?"

"Absolutely," says Perry enthusiastically.

"So Irina battened on to my hand and practically frogmarched frogmarched me into the water. Katya and Perry came after us with the crocodile. And all the time I was thinking: where on earth are their parents and why are we doing this instead of them? I didn"t ask Katya outright. I suppose I had some sort of premonition it might be a bad question. A divorce situation, something like that. So I asked her who the nice gentleman in the hat was, the one sitting on the ladder? Uncle Vanya, says Katya. Great, I say, who"s Uncle Vanya? Answer, just an uncle. From Perm? Yes, from Perm. No further explanation offered. Like: we don"t go to school in Rome any more. Have I foot-faulted yet, Perry?" me into the water. Katya and Perry came after us with the crocodile. And all the time I was thinking: where on earth are their parents and why are we doing this instead of them? I didn"t ask Katya outright. I suppose I had some sort of premonition it might be a bad question. A divorce situation, something like that. So I asked her who the nice gentleman in the hat was, the one sitting on the ladder? Uncle Vanya, says Katya. Great, I say, who"s Uncle Vanya? Answer, just an uncle. From Perm? Yes, from Perm. No further explanation offered. Like: we don"t go to school in Rome any more. Have I foot-faulted yet, Perry?"

"Not at all."

"Then I"ll continue."

For a while, the sun and sea do their job, she goes on: "The girls splash and leap around and Perry is a complete riot complete riot as mighty Poseidon rising from the deep and making his sea-monster noises no, honestly, you as mighty Poseidon rising from the deep and making his sea-monster noises no, honestly, you were were, Perry, you were marvellous marvellous, admit it."

Exhausted, they stagger ash.o.r.e, the girls to be dried, dressed and sun-creamed by Elspeth.

"But within literally seconds seconds they"re back, squatting on the edge of my towel. And one they"re back, squatting on the edge of my towel. And one look look at their faces tells me the gloomy shadows are still there, they"ve just been hiding. Right, I think: ice creams and fizzies. Perry, this is man"s work, I tell him, do your duty. Right, Perry?" at their faces tells me the gloomy shadows are still there, they"ve just been hiding. Right, I think: ice creams and fizzies. Perry, this is man"s work, I tell him, do your duty. Right, Perry?"

Fizzies? she repeats to herself. Why am I sounding like my b.l.o.o.d.y mother again? Because I"m another failed actress with a six-acre voice that gets louder the longer I speak. she repeats to herself. Why am I sounding like my b.l.o.o.d.y mother again? Because I"m another failed actress with a six-acre voice that gets louder the longer I speak.

"Right," Perry agrees belatedly.

"And off he strides to get them, don"t you? Caramel-and-nut cones for everybody, pineapple juice for the girls. But when Perry comes to sign sign for them, the barman tells him everything is paid for. Who by?" she gallops on with the same false gaiety "By Vanya! By the ever-so-kind fat uncle in the tam-o"-shanter stuck up on the ladder. But for them, the barman tells him everything is paid for. Who by?" she gallops on with the same false gaiety "By Vanya! By the ever-so-kind fat uncle in the tam-o"-shanter stuck up on the ladder. But Perry Perry, being Perry, you can"t be doing with this, can you?"

Awkward shake of the elongated head to say he"s out of earshot on the cliff face, but has got the message.

"He"s pathologically uncomfortable freeloading on someone else"s tab, aren"t you? And this is someone you don"t even know know. So up the ladder Perry goes to tell Uncle Vanya, very kind of him and all that, but he prefers to pay his own way."

She dries. With none of her desperate levity, Perry takes up the story for her: "I went up the ladder where Vanya was sitting on his rubber ring. I ducked under the sunshade to say my piece and found myself staring at a very large black pistol b.u.t.t sticking out from under his gut. He"d unb.u.t.toned his buckskin waistcoat in the heat, and there it was, bright as day. I don"t know guns, thank G.o.d. Don"t want to. You people do, no doubt. This one was family size," he says regretfully, and an eloquent silence falls as he shoots a plaintive glance at Gail and receives no answering look for his pains.

"And you didn"t think to comment, Perry?" deft little Luke suggests, ever the one to paper over gaps. "On the gun, I mean."

"No I did not. I reckoned he hadn"t seen that I"d noticed, so I decided it was tactically sensible of me not to have noticed either. I thanked him for the ice cream and went back down the ladder to where Gail was chatting to the girls."

Luke reflects on this in a rather intense way. Something seems to have got under his skin. Could it perhaps be the tricky question of spy"s etiquette that was bothering him? What do you do if you see a chap"s gun sticking out of his waistcoat and you don"t know him very well? Tell him it"s showing, or just ignore it? Like when someone you don"t know very well hasn"t done their zip up.

The Scottish blue-stocking Yvonne decides to help Luke out of his dilemma: "In English English, Perry?" she asks severely. "You thanked him in English English, I take it. Did he reply reply in English at all?" in English at all?"

"He didn"t reply in any language. However, I did notice that he was wearing a black mourning b.u.t.ton pinned to his waistcoat, something I hadn"t seen for a long time. And you you didn"t know they existed, did you?" he demanded accusingly. didn"t know they existed, did you?" he demanded accusingly.

Puzzled by his aggression, Gail shakes her head. It"s true, Perry. Guilty as charged. I didn"t know about mourning b.u.t.tons and now I do, so you can get on with the story, can"t you?

"And it didn"t occur to you to alert the hotel, for instance, Perry?" Luke asks doggedly. ""There"s a Russian with a family-size gun sitting up in the lifeguard"s lookout"?"

"Many possibilities suggested themselves, Luke, and that was no doubt one of them," Perry replies, his bout of aggression not yet run out. "But what on earth was the hotel supposed to do? There was every indication that, if Dima didn"t actually own the place, he had it in his pocket. Anyway, we had the children to consider: whether it was right to make a fuss in front of everyone. We decided it wasn"t."

"And the island"s police authorities? You didn"t think of them?" Luke again.

"We had four more days. We didn"t intend to spend them making dramatic statements to the police about goings-on they were probably up to their necks in anyway."

"And that was a joint joint decision?" decision?"

"It was an executive decision. Mine. I wasn"t about to march up to Gail and say, "Vanya"s got a gun stuck in his belt, d"you think we should tell the police?" least of all in front of the girls. Once we were alone and I"d got my bearings, I told her what I"d seen. We talked it through rationally, and that was the decision we came up with: no action."

Overtaken by an involuntary rush of loving support, Gail backs him up with her Counsel"s Opinion: "Maybe Vanya had a perfectly good local permit to carry the gun. What did Perry know? Maybe Vanya didn"t need need a permit. Maybe the police had given him the gun in the first place. We weren"t exactly up in Antiguan gun law, were we, Perry, either of us?" a permit. Maybe the police had given him the gun in the first place. We weren"t exactly up in Antiguan gun law, were we, Perry, either of us?"

She half expects Yvonne to raise a contrary point of law, but Yvonne"s too busy consulting her copy of the offending doc.u.ment in its buff folder: "Could I trouble the two of you for a description of this Uncle Vanya Uncle Vanya, please?" she asks in an aggression-free voice.

"Pockmarked," says Gail promptly, again dazzled by how it was all there before her in her memory. Fifty-odd. Pumice-stone cheeks. A drinker"s paunch. She thought she"d seen him drinking surrept.i.tiously from a flask at the tennis, but couldn"t be sure.

"Rings on each finger of his right hand," says Perry when it"s his turn. "Seen collectively, a knuckleduster. Black, scarecrow hair, jutting out from the back of his hat, but I suspect he was bald on top and that was why he wore the tam-o"-shanter. Lot of blubber on him."

And yes, Yvonne, that"s him, they agree in a shared murmur, their heads touching and the electricity flying between them as they gaze at the full-plate photograph she has slipped under their noses. Yes, that"s Vanya from Perm, second from left of four merry, overweight white men sitting in a nightclub surrounded by hookers and paper streamers and bottles of champagne on New Year"s Eve 2008 in G.o.d-knows-where.

Gail needs the loo. Yvonne leads her up the narrow bas.e.m.e.nt stairs to the mysteriously plush ground floor. Genial Ollie without his beret is stretched out in a winged armchair, deep in a newspaper. It"s not your ordinary sort of paper, being printed in Cyrillic. Gail thinks she deciphers Novaya Gazeta Novaya Gazeta but can"t be certain and doesn"t want to do him the favour of asking. Yvonne waits while Gail pees. The loo is fancy, with pretty hand towels, scented soap and hunting prints of Jorrocks on expensive wallpaper. They return downstairs. Perry remains stooped over his hands, but this time the palms are upward so he looks as though he"s reading two fortunes at once. but can"t be certain and doesn"t want to do him the favour of asking. Yvonne waits while Gail pees. The loo is fancy, with pretty hand towels, scented soap and hunting prints of Jorrocks on expensive wallpaper. They return downstairs. Perry remains stooped over his hands, but this time the palms are upward so he looks as though he"s reading two fortunes at once.

"So, Gail," says little Luke smartly. "Your shout again, I think."

Not a shout, actually, Luke. A f.u.c.king scream, one that"s been banking up in me for some while now, as I think you may have noticed in the course of resting your eyes on me a little more frequently than the spies" Handbook of Inter-Gender Etiquette Handbook of Inter-Gender Etiquette considers strictly necessary. considers strictly necessary.

"I simply had no idea," she begins, talking straight ahead of her, but favouring Yvonne over Luke. "I just blundered in. I should have realized. I didn"t."

"You"ve absolutely nothing to reproach yourself with," Perry retorts hotly from her side. "n.o.body told you, n.o.body gave you the slightest warning. If anyone was to blame, Dima"s lot were."

Gail is not to be consoled. She is a lawyer in a brick-lined wine cellar at dead of night, a.s.sembling the case against the accused, and the accused is herself. She is lying face down on a beach in Antigua under a sunshade in mid-afternoon with her top undone and two small girls squatting beside her and Perry is stretched out on her other side wearing his schoolboy shorts and a pair of his late father"s National Health spectacles fitted with his own prescription sungla.s.s lenses.

The girls have eaten their free ice creams and drunk their free fruit juice. Uncle Vanya from Perm is up his ladder with the family-sized pistol in his belt and Natasha whose name is a challenge to Gail every time she approaches it; she has to gather herself together and make a clean jump of it like horse-riding at school Natasha Natasha is lying the other end of the beach in splendid isolation. Elspeth meanwhile has withdrawn to a safe distance. Perhaps she knows what"s about to happen. With the hindsight she is not allowed to indulge, Gail thinks so. is lying the other end of the beach in splendid isolation. Elspeth meanwhile has withdrawn to a safe distance. Perhaps she knows what"s about to happen. With the hindsight she is not allowed to indulge, Gail thinks so.

The shadows are back in the girls" faces, she notices. The professional in her fears they may share a bad secret. With the stuff she has to listen to in court most days of the week, that"s what bothers her, that"s what drives her curiosity: children who don"t chatter and aren"t naughty. Children who don"t realize they"re victims. Children who can"t look you in the eye. Children who blame themselves for the things adults do to them.

"I ask questions for a living living," she protests. She is saying everything to Yvonne now. Luke is a blur and Perry is outside her frame, relegated there deliberately. "I"ve done family courts, I"ve had children in the witness box. What we do in in our work, we do our work, we do out of out of our work. We"re not two people. We"re just us." our work. We"re not two people. We"re just us."

In a gesture intended to ease her stress rather than his own, Perry cranes his body upwards and gives a swimmer"s stretch of his long arms, but Gail"s stress isn"t eased.

"So the first thing I said to them was: tell me some more about Uncle Vanya. They"d been so cryptic about him I thought he might be a bad uncle. "Uncle Vanya plays the balalaika with us, we love him very much, and he"s funny when he gets drunk." That"s Irina speaking. She"s decided to be more forthcoming than her big sister. But I"m thinking: a drunken uncle who plays music to them, what else does he play?"

"And the language spoken still English English, we take it," Yvonne asks, in her pursuit of every last detail. But gently now, woman to woman. "We"re not into basic French or anything?"

"English was virtually their first language. Internat Internat American English with a slight American English with a slight Italian Italian accent. So then I asked, is Vanya a real uncle or just an honorary one? Answer: Vanya is our mother"s brother and he used to be married to Aunt Raisa who lives in Sochi with another husband n.o.body likes. We"re doing family tree now, which is great by me. Tamara is Dima"s wife, and she"s very strict, and she prays a lot because she"s holy and she is kind to have us. accent. So then I asked, is Vanya a real uncle or just an honorary one? Answer: Vanya is our mother"s brother and he used to be married to Aunt Raisa who lives in Sochi with another husband n.o.body likes. We"re doing family tree now, which is great by me. Tamara is Dima"s wife, and she"s very strict, and she prays a lot because she"s holy and she is kind to have us. Kind? Kind? Have us how? Have us how? And then I say I"m being a really clever lawyer now, asking the tangential questions, not the in-your-face ones is Dima And then I say I"m being a really clever lawyer now, asking the tangential questions, not the in-your-face ones is Dima kind kind to Tamara? Is Dima to Tamara? Is Dima kind kind to his boys? Meaning: is Dima a bit too kind to you? And Katya says, yes, Dima is kind to Tamara because he is her husband and her sister"s dead, and Dima is kind to Natasha because he"s her father and her mother"s dead, and to his sons because he"s their father. Which opens the door to the question I to his boys? Meaning: is Dima a bit too kind to you? And Katya says, yes, Dima is kind to Tamara because he is her husband and her sister"s dead, and Dima is kind to Natasha because he"s her father and her mother"s dead, and to his sons because he"s their father. Which opens the door to the question I really really want to ask, and I put it to Katya because she"s older: So who"s want to ask, and I put it to Katya because she"s older: So who"s your your father, Katya? And Katya says, he"s dead. And Irina joins in and says, so"s our mother. They"re both dead. I do a kind of "oh really?" and when they just look at me, I say, I"m very sad for you. How long have they been dead? I wasn"t even sure I believed them. There was a bit of me that was still hoping they were pulling some gruesome children"s trick. By now it"s Irina doing the talking and Katya who"s gone into a kind of trance. So have I, but that"s beside the point. They died on father, Katya? And Katya says, he"s dead. And Irina joins in and says, so"s our mother. They"re both dead. I do a kind of "oh really?" and when they just look at me, I say, I"m very sad for you. How long have they been dead? I wasn"t even sure I believed them. There was a bit of me that was still hoping they were pulling some gruesome children"s trick. By now it"s Irina doing the talking and Katya who"s gone into a kind of trance. So have I, but that"s beside the point. They died on Wednesday Wednesday, Irina says. A lot of emphasis on the day. As if the day"s to blame. Wednesday Wednesday was when they died, whenever was when they died, whenever Wednesday Wednesday was. So I say it just gets worse and worse you mean was. So I say it just gets worse and worse you mean last last Wednesday? And Irina says, yes, Wednesday a week ago, the 29th of April: very precisely, making sure I get it right. So Wednesday last week and something about a car smash, and I just sit there staring at them, and Irina takes my hand and pats it and Katya puts her head in my lap, and Perry who I"ve completely forgotten about wraps his arm round me, and I"m the only person crying." Wednesday? And Irina says, yes, Wednesday a week ago, the 29th of April: very precisely, making sure I get it right. So Wednesday last week and something about a car smash, and I just sit there staring at them, and Irina takes my hand and pats it and Katya puts her head in my lap, and Perry who I"ve completely forgotten about wraps his arm round me, and I"m the only person crying."

Gail has wedged the knuckle of her forefinger between her teeth, which is another thing she does in court to protect herself against unprofessional emotions.

"Talking it over with Perry in the cabin afterwards, everything fell more or less into place," she says, raising her voice to give it an even more detached ring, but still keeping Perry out of her eye-line, and meanwhile trying to make it sound natural that two little girls should be having a jolly time beside the seaside a few days after their parents have been slaughtered in a car accident.

"Their parents died on the Wednesday Wednesday. The tennis match took place on the following following Wednesday. Ergo, the household had mourned for a week and Dima had reckoned it was time to get them out into the fresh air: so all snap out of it and who"s for tennis? If they were Jewish, which for all we knew they may have been, or some of them were, or the dead parents were, then maybe they"d been sitting shiva, and by the Wednesday they"re supposed to be getting back into life. It hardly meshed with Tamara being Christian-holy and wearing a cross, but we weren"t talking religious consistency, not with that crowd, and Tamara was widely held to be weird." Wednesday. Ergo, the household had mourned for a week and Dima had reckoned it was time to get them out into the fresh air: so all snap out of it and who"s for tennis? If they were Jewish, which for all we knew they may have been, or some of them were, or the dead parents were, then maybe they"d been sitting shiva, and by the Wednesday they"re supposed to be getting back into life. It hardly meshed with Tamara being Christian-holy and wearing a cross, but we weren"t talking religious consistency, not with that crowd, and Tamara was widely held to be weird."

Yvonne again, respectful but firm: "I hate to press, Gail, but Irina said it was a car smash car smash. Now is that all all she said? Did she say, for instance, where the smash had happened?" she said? Did she say, for instance, where the smash had happened?"

"Outside Moscow somewhere. Vague. She blamed the roads. The roads had too many holes in them. Everyone drove in the middle of the road to avoid the holes, so naturally the cars. .h.i.t each other."

"Was there any talk of hospitalization? Or did Mummy and Daddy die instantly? Was that the story?"

"Dead on impact. "A great big lorry came rushing down the middle of the road and killed them dead.""

"Any other casualties at all, apart from the two parents?"

"I wasn"t being awfully good at the follow-up questions, I"m afraid" feeling herself start to waver.

"But was there a driver, for instance? If the driver was killed too, that would be part of the story, surely?"

Yvonne has reckoned without Perry: "Neither Katya nor Irina made any reference to a driver, dead or alive, direct or indirect, Yvonne," he says, in the slow, corrective tone he reserves for lazy students and predatory bodyguards. "There was no no discussion of other casualties, hospitals, or what particular car anyone was driving." His voice is mounting. "Or whether there was third-party insurance cover, or " discussion of other casualties, hospitals, or what particular car anyone was driving." His voice is mounting. "Or whether there was third-party insurance cover, or "

"Cut," says Luke.

Gail had gone upstairs again, this time unescorted. Perry had stayed where he was, head caged in the fingers of one hand, the other tapping restively at the table. Gail returned and sat down. Perry appeared not to notice.

"So, Perry," said Luke, all brisk and businesslike.

"So what?"

"Cricket."

"That wasn"t till next day."

"We"re aware of that. It"s in your doc.u.ment."

"Then why not read it?"

"I think we"ve been through that, haven"t we?"

All right, it was next day, same time, same beach, different part, Perry grudgingly conceded. The same black-windowed people carrier pulled up in the NO PARKING NO PARKING bay, and out poured not just Elspeth, the two girls and Natasha, but the boys. bay, and out poured not just Elspeth, the two girls and Natasha, but the boys.

All the same, on the word "cricket" Perry had begun to brighten: "Looking like a couple of teenaged colts who"d been locked up in the stable for too long and were finally being allowed a gallop," he said with sudden relish as the memory took him over.

For today"s visit to the beach, he and Gail had picked themselves a spot as far from the house called Three Chimneys as it was possible to get. They weren"t hiding from Dima and company but they"d had a rocky night of it and woken late with splitting headaches, after making the elementary mistake of drinking their complimentary rum.

"And of course there was was no escape from them," Gail cut in, deciding it was her turn again. "Not anywhere on the no escape from them," Gail cut in, deciding it was her turn again. "Not anywhere on the whole whole beach. Well beach. Well was was there, Perry? Not on the whole there, Perry? Not on the whole island island, when we started to think about it. Why were the Dimas so b.l.o.o.d.y interested in us? I mean, who were were they? What did they want? And why they? What did they want? And why us us? Every time we turned a corner, there they were. We were getting to feel that. From our cabin, they were straight across the bay, peering at us. Or we imagined they were, which was just as bad. And on the beach, they didn"t even need binoculars. All they had to do was lean over the garden wall and gawp. Which no doubt they did a fair amount of, because it was only minutes after we"d pitched camp that the people carrier with black windows drove up."