Over the Sliprails

Chapter 3

"That"s all right. Don"t you say any more about it. You"d best have the stuff to-night to show your mate."

"Perhaps so; he"s a suspicious fool, but I made a bargain with him about our last cheque. He can hang on to the stuff, and I can"t. If I"d been on my own I"d have blued it a week ago. Tell you what I"ll do--we"ll call our share (Smith"s and mine) twenty quid. You take the odd fiver for your trouble."

"That looks fair enough. We"ll call it twenty guineas to you and your mate. We"ll want him, you know."

In his own and Smith"s room Steelman thoughtfully counted twenty-one sovereigns on the toilet-table cover, and left them there in a pile.

He stretched himself, scratched behind his ear, and blinked at the money abstractedly. Then he asked, as if the thought just occurred to him: "By the way, Smith, do you see those yellow boys?"



Smith saw. He had been sitting on the bed with a studiously vacant expression. It was Smith"s policy not to seem, except by request, to take any interest in, or, in fact, to be aware of anything unusual that Steelman might be doing--from patching his pants to reading poetry.

"There"s twenty-one sovereigns there!" remarked Steelman casually.

"Yes?"

"Ten of "em"s yours."

"Thank yer, Steely."

"And," added Steelman, solemnly and grimly, "if you get taken down for "em, or lose "em out of the top-hole in your pocket, or spend so much as a shilling in riotous living, I"ll stoush you, Smith."

Smith didn"t seem interested. They sat on the beds opposite each other for two or three minutes, in something of the atmosphere that pervades things when conversation has petered out and the dinner-bell is expected to ring. Smith screwed his face and squeezed a pimple on his throat; Steelman absently counted the flies on the wall. Presently Steelman, with a yawning sigh, lay back on the pillow with his hands clasped under his head.

"Better take a few quid, Smith, and get that suit you were looking at the other day. Get a couple of shirts and collars, and some socks; better get a hat while you"re at it--yours is a disgrace to your benefactor. And, I say, go to a chemist and get some cough stuff for that churchyarder of yours--we"ve got no use for it just now, and it makes me sentimental. I"ll give you a cough when you want one. Bring me a syphon of soda, some fruit, and a tract."

"A what?"

"A tract. Go on. Start your boots."

While Smith was gone, Steelman paced the room with a strange, worried, haunted expression. He divided the gold that was left--(Smith had taken four pounds)--and put ten sovereigns in a pile on the extreme corner of the table. Then he walked up and down, up and down the room, arms tightly folded, and forehead knitted painfully, pausing abruptly now and then by the table to stare at the gold, until he heard Smith"s step.

Then his face cleared; he sat down and counted flies.

Smith was undoing and inspecting the parcels, having placed the syphon and fruit on the table. Behind his back Steelman hurriedly opened a leather pocketbook and glanced at the portrait of a woman and child and at the date of a post-office order receipt.

"Smith," said Steelman, "we"re two honest, ignorant, green coves; hard-working chaps from the bush."

"Yes."

"It doesn"t matter whether we are or not--we are as far as the world is concerned. Now we"ve grafted like bullocks, in heat and wet, for six months, and made a hundred and fifty, and come down to have a bit of a holiday before going back to bullock for another six months or a year.

Isn"t that so, Smith?"

"Yes."

"You could take your oath on it?"

"Yes."

"Well, it doesn"t matter if it is so or not--it IS so, so far as the world is concerned. Now we"ve paid our way straight. We"ve always been pretty straight anyway, even if we are a pair of vagabonds, and I don"t half like this new business; but it had to be done. If I hadn"t taken down that sharper you"d have lost confidence in me and wouldn"t have been able to mask your feelings, and I"d have had to stoush you. We"re two hard-working, innocent bushies, down for an innocent spree, and we run against a cold-blooded professional sharper, a paltry sneak and a coward, who"s got neither the brains nor the pluck to work in the station of life he togs himself for. He tries to do us out of our hard-earned little hundred and fifty--no matter whether we had it or not--and I"m obliged to take him down. Serve him right for a crawler.

You haven"t the least idea what I"m driving at, Smith, and that"s the best of it. I"ve driven a nail of my life home, and no pincers ever made will get it out."

"Why, Steely, what"s the matter with you?"

Steelman rose, took up the pile of ten sovereigns, and placed it neatly on top of the rest.

"Put the stuff away, Smith."

After breakfast next morning, Gentleman Sharper hung round a bit, and then suggested a stroll. But Steelman thought the weather looked too bad, so they went on the balcony for a smoke. They talked of the weather, wrecks, and things, Steelman leaning with his elbows on the balcony rail, and Sharper sociably and confidently in the same position close beside him. But the professional was evidently growing uneasy in his mind; his side of the conversation grew awkward and disjointed, and he made the blunder of drifting into an embarra.s.sing silence before coming to the point. He took one elbow from the rail, and said, with a bungling attempt at carelessness which was made more transparent by the awkward pause before it:

"Ah, well, I must see to my correspondence. By the way, when could you make it convenient to let me have that hundred? The shares are starting up the last rise now, and we"ve got no time to lose if we want to double it."

Steelman turned his face to him and winked once--a very hard, tight, cold wink--a wink in which there was no humour: such a wink as Steelman had once winked at a half-drunken bully who was going to have a lark with Smith.

The sharper was one of those men who pull themselves together in a bad cause, as they stagger from the blow. But he wanted to think this time.

Later on he approached Steelman quietly and proposed partnership. But Steelman gave him to understand (as between themselves) that he wasn"t taking on any pupils just then.

An Incident at Stiffner"s

They called him "Stiffner" because he used, long before, to get a living by poisoning wild dogs near the Queensland border. The name stuck to him closer than misfortune did, for when he rose to the proud and independent position of landlord and sole proprietor of an out-back pub he was Stiffner still, and his place was "Stiffner"s"--widely known.

They do say that the name ceased not to be applicable--that it fitted even better than in the old dingo days, but--well, they do say so. All we can say is that when a shearer arrived with a cheque, and had a drink or two, he was almost invariably seized with a desire to camp on the premises for good, spend his cheque in the shortest possible time, and forcibly shout for everything within hail--including the Chinaman cook and Stiffner"s disreputable old ram.

The shanty was of the usual kind, and the scenery is as easily disposed of. There was a great grey plain stretching away from the door in front, and a mulga scrub from the rear; and in that scrub, not fifty yards from the kitchen door, were half a dozen nameless graves.

Stiffner was always drunk, and Stiffner"s wife--a hard-featured Amazon--was boss. The children were brought up in a detached cottage, under the care of a "governess".

Stiffner had a barmaid as a bait for chequemen. She came from Sydney, they said, and her name was Alice. She was tall, boyishly handsome, and characterless; her figure might be described as "fine" or "strapping", but her face was very cold--nearly colourless. She was one of those selfishly sensual women--thin lips, and hard, almost vacant grey eyes; no thought of anything but her own pleasures, none for the man"s. Some shearers would roughly call her "a squatter"s girl". But she "drew"; she was handsome where women are scarce--very handsome, thought a tall, melancholy-looking jackeroo, whose evil spirit had drawn him to Stiffner"s and the last shilling out of his pocket.

Over the great grey plain, about a fortnight before, had come "Old Danny", a station hand, for his semi-annual spree, and one "Yankee Jack"

and his mate, shearers with horses, travelling for gra.s.s; and, about a week later, the Sydney jackeroo. There was also a sprinkling of a.s.sorted swagmen, who came in through the scrub and went out across the plain, or came in over the plain and went away through the scrub, according to which way their noses led them for the time being.

There was also, for one day, a tall, freckled native (son of a neighbouring "c.o.c.ky"), without a thought beyond the narrow horizon within which he lived. He had a very big opinion of himself in a very small mind. He swaggered into the breakfast-room and round the table to his place with an expression of ignorant contempt on his phiz, his snub nose in the air and his under lip out. But during the meal he condescended to ask the landlord if he"d noticed that there horse that chap was ridin" yesterday; and Stiffner having intimated that he had, the native entertained the company with his opinion of that horse, and of a certain "youngster" he was breaking in at home, and divers other horses, mostly his or his father"s, and of a certain cattle s.l.u.t, &c....

He spoke at the landlord, but to the company, most of the time. After breakfast he swaggered round some more, but condescended to "shove"

his hand into his trousers, "pull" out a "bob" and "chuck" it into the (blanky) hat for a pool. Those words express the thing better than any others we can think of. Finally, he said he must be off; and, there being no opposition to his departure, he chucked his saddle on to his horse, chucked himself into the saddle, said "s"long," and slithered off. And no one missed him.

Danny had been there a fortnight, and consequently his personal appearance was not now worth describing--it was better left alone, for the honour of the bush. His hobby was that he was the "stranger"s friend", as he put it. He"d welcome "the stranger" and chum with him, and shout for him to an unlimited extent, and sympathise with him, hear of jobs or a "show" for him, a.s.sure him twenty times a day that he was his friend, give him hints and advice more or less worthless, make him drunk if possible, and keep him so while the cheque lasted; in short, Danny would do almost anything for the stranger except lend him a shilling, or give him some rations to carry him on. He"d promise that many times a day, but he"d sooner spend five pounds on drink for a man than give him a farthing.

Danny"s cheque was nearly gone, and it was time he was gone too; in fact, he had received, and was still receiving, various hints to that effect, some of them decidedly pointed, especially the more recent ones.

But Danny was of late becoming foolishly obstinate in his sprees, and less disposed to "git" when a landlord had done with him. He saw the hints plainly enough, but had evidently made up his mind to be doggedly irresponsive. It is a mistake to think that drink always dulls a man"s feelings. Some natures are all the more keenly sensitive when alcoholically poisoned.

Danny was always front man at the shanty while his cheque was fresh--at least, so he was given to understand, and so he apparently understood.

He was then allowed to say and do what he liked almost, even to mauling the barmaid about. There was scarcely any limit to the free and easy manner in which you could treat her, so long as your money lasted. She wouldn"t be offended; it wasn"t business to be so--"didn"t pay." But, as soon as your t.i.tle to the cheque could be decently shelved, you had to treat her like a lady. Danny knew this--none better; but he had been treated with too much lat.i.tude, and rushed to his destruction.