"Not that you"ve got millions--_millions_!"

"If my millions are as impalpable as my broomstick they won"t hurt me much," he laughed. And then soberly: "Say, Una, you seem to know a lot more about me than I know about myself."

"I think I do," she returned. "For instance, of course, you couldn"t guess that half the match-making mammas of the county are already setting their caps for you."

He looked bewildered at that, I"m sure.

"Do you know," he said, "that I haven"t the slightest idea what you"re talking about."

"Of course," she laughed. "I forgot. They want to marry you to their daughters."

"Marry! Me! You"re joking."

I think he must have seemed really alarmed.

"I"m not. The fat, the small, the lean and the tall. They"re all after you. The moment you poke your nose outside the gate next year, they"re all going to pounce on you and try to carry you off."

"But I can"t marry them all," he said aghast. "Besides I don"t want to marry anybody. And I"m not going to."

She couldn"t restrain herself now and burst into wild peals of merriment, while Jerry watched her, uncertain whether to be angry or amused. At last he decided to smile.

"You seem to have a lot of fun with me, Una, don"t you?"

"I don"t mean to. But the picture of you trying to escape the engulfing flood of mammas is too much. I"ve got to laugh, Jerry. I can"t help it."

"Laugh, then. I don"t think it"s so funny, though."

"But it is. Because I"m sure you"d be too polite to refuse them--any of them."

"Polite! I won"t be polite. Just because I"m nice to you isn"t any sign. I--I"ll send "em all packing. You"ll see."

"Oh, you"re brave enough now, but wait--wait!" She bent over, clasping her knees, still shaking with merriment.

"Why, Jerry, you couldn"t be impolite to a woman any more than you could _fly_. You"d do just whatever she said."

"I wouldn"t. They"re idiots, the lot of "em. What"s the use? What do girls want to get married for, anyway?"

She glanced up at him quickly. Then at the glimpse she had of Jerry"s sober profile her wide gaze dulled and then sought the earth before her. It was true then what she believed of him. A child--this gorgeous creature that shaved its face!

"I suppose it"s because they--they haven"t anything else to do," she stammered.

"There"s plenty for every woman to do without marrying, or there ought to be. They can work like men, or clean their houses, or raise their children."

At this point the girl was seized with a sudden fit of coughing and her face was purple.

"What"s the matter?"

"I--I just swallowed the wrong way," she gasped.

"Here, I"ll pat you on the back. All right now?"

"Y-yes, better, thanks." But she held her fingers before her eyes and still struggled for breath. In a moment when she raised her head, there were traces of a smile, but she was quite composed.

"Then you--you don"t believe in marriage as an inst.i.tution?" she asked with some hesitation.

"No. I can"t see the use of it. We"re all animals like the wild folk, the beasts of the field, the birds. They get along all right."

"Birds mate, don"t they?" she put in.

"Oh, yes, but they don"t need a minister to mate "em. They just hop about together a bit and then start their nest. It"s simple as rolling off a log."

"That"s what humans do, as you say; they just hop about a bit and then get married."

"But marriage doesn"t make "em any happier, does it? I"m sure I wouldn"t want to be tied down to one woman as long as I lived. Suppose I changed my mind or suppose she did."

"You wouldn"t change your mind if you loved a woman."

"Love!" he sneered. "There you go. I thought you"d say that."

"You don"t believe in love, then?" she asked.

"It seems to me that there"s a lot of sentimental rubbish written about it. What"s the use of talking so much about a thing that"s as plain as the nose on your face? Love means loyalty, friendship, honor and everything that"s fine, but when the cla.s.sic poets begin writing reams of rot about it, it"s time--it"s time somebody was sensible."

"Poor Jerry," she laughed. "I"m so sorry for you."

"Why?"

"Because when you fall, you"re going to fall so very hard."

"How--fall?"

"Fall in love. You will, some day. Everybody does. It"s as sure as death or taxes."

"Everybody! _You_ haven"t, have you?"

"Oh, dear, no. Not yet. But I suppose I shall some day."

Jerry regarded her in silence for a moment.

"I didn"t think you were a bit slushy."

"I"m _not_ slushy," indignantly. "I _hate_ slushy people. Where did you get that word?"

"Roger. He hates "em too."

"Your Roger doesn"t like women, does he?"

"No. He"s very wise, Roger is. But sometimes I think he"s prejudiced.