"Is what fair to the compet.i.tors," Mu thought back as he heard the rules of the fourth round.

Rules

1.No Rules

2.Its a free-for-all

"Doesn"t that mean there is one rule," Mu thought to himself.

;)Do you think it"s fair that everyone else has to fight physically while you just stomp your foot and their knocked out.

"Well no it"s not but I"m not a warrior why would I fight physically?" Mu asked the voice.

;)let me rephrase it umm it"s not exciting I mean I get it it"s easy but I wanna see blood not an anticlimactic fight again.

"I mean I could pretend to be a warrior," Mu thought to the voice.

;)Yea just give yourself some effects like Immortality and then go out there and fight.

So as all the compet.i.tors went to their area for the free-for-all Mu gave himself the following effects.

Effect-Time

Immortality-2:34:05

Super Strength-2:00:00

Super Speed-2:00:00

;)Yea like that, but why did you put timers on them.

"Well I don"t wanna be like this forever," Mu thought to the voice as he felt power rush into his veins which was disorienting.

The Hype Man raised his hand from the stands and counted down from 10..9..8..7..6..5..4..3..2..1..0

Right as he reached zero Mu turned towards the person next to him and kicked towards them.

Mu caught them off guard with his super speed and was able to send a flying knee straight to their jaw breaking a few teeth and knocking them out.

"This is kinda exciting," Mu thought to the voice as he went toe to toe with more compet.i.tors.

While Mu was doing wrestling moves on the other compet.i.tors a certain heroin was also mowing her way through the compet.i.tion.

As Mu knocked out his last man he turned around to look for another fighter but all he saw was the heroin killing her last fighter.

"Wow you call me a monster you just killed that man," Mu said to the heroin.

She just growled at Mu and started stomping towards him.

Mu was about to run at her and pile driver her (that sounded wrong) when the voice gave Mu a suggestion on how he could just f.u.c.k with the heroin.

Mu gave himself the pain immunity effect and started walking towards the heroin.

Mu stopped and said," Hoh your approaching me."

;)Really your just gonna do that.

"What," Mu thought to the voice as he had never watched JoJo before.

;)Never mind.

"So I just let her stab me right,"Mu said resolving himself.

;)Yea then you pull the sword into you and whisper something into her ear.

But before they could talk anymore it was showtime the heroin pulled out her sword and ran at Mu.

She impaled him and screamed, "FOR THE OLD MAN I NEVER KNEW THE NAME OF!!"

Mu didn"t have to pull the sword in as she had already pushed it to the hilt. Mu just smirked and leaned in.

;)What did he say.

"Pizzas are 25% off if you go to the website," Mu then used his power to knock her out.

The crowd started screaming in excitement as Mu pulled the sword out of his chest.

;)Hey what is that on the sword.

"Huh," Mu said as he looked at the sword. What he saw impaled on the top was his heart. People in the crowd started vomiting as Mu grabbed it and shoved it back into his chest.

People got to see the ma.s.sive hole in his chest seal itself up and Mu looked no worse for wear.

The Hype Man came up to Mu and asked his name. After Mu told him the hype man turned towards the crowd lifted up Mu"s arm and yelled," MU THE UNKILLABLE."

The clouds in the sky parted after that and a man in a golden ray of light came down and said," h.e.l.lo champion I am the patriarch tell me what you wish from me."

;)Didn"t you say you had some big plan to accelerate us into another arc.

"Yea I do," Mu thought to the voice right before asking the patriarch for.

"I want a self-sailing ship one that needs no crew."

;)You wanna go to the sea.

"Yea we"ve been on land enough and I looked at the map we bought and it has an X over an island which is way out in the sea there must be treasure there," Mu thought to the voice.

"Are you sure?" The patriarch asked.

"Yes," Mu said shaking his head as well.

"Ok it is yours, it is at the port city Cathadee" the patriarch said then disappeared probably to go back to his mountain or some s.h.i.t.

A week later in Cathadee.

;)is this our boat

Mu looked up at a behemoth of a ship with cannons and s.h.i.t.

The dock master looked up and recognized Mu from a drawing he had been given and walked over to him.

"h.e.l.lo Mr.Sic if you could follow me I will lead you to you ship." The dock master then led Mu away from the behemoth ship and towards a little dingy which could only be called a ship because it had a sail.

"Your one man crew vessel is here m"lord." The dock master then walked away.

"Oh these b.a.s.t.a.r.ds,"Mu thought.

;)Could you just fix it with effects.

"It"s an inanimate object," Mu thought to the voice.

;)So

"Well I"ve never tried to give effects to inanimate objects," Mu then tried to give the dingy the unsinkable effect.

;)Did it work.

"One way to find out," Mu thought to the voice as he jumped onto the dingy and tried to flip it. But luckily it worked Mu can give effects to inanimate objects.

;)it"s called enchanting just call it enchanting.

"I think I want to be a pirate now and sink these a.s.sholes ships." Mu thought to the voice.

;)Alright but we have to set sail first.

So Mu started his oceanic adventures in his dingy.