Chapter 4

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"Oh wait." Said Mu as he remembered he forgot to get a mission from the guild. "Well I just can"t walk back in there that last conversation was like a fever dream." Conveniently however at that moment a man b.u.mped into Mu who looked like he was about to have a heart attack. "Oh G.o.d, oh G.o.d, oh G.o.d." The man kept mumbling under his breath. "Hey man are you alright?" Mu asked worrying for this poor souls health. The mans eyes darted towards Mu "No you f.u.c.k do I look alright my G.o.dd.a.m.n bard that I hired had to go and get himself killed right before the busiest day of the year." The man said venting out his frustrations on Mu. "Yea well calm the f.u.c.k down I"m a bard I can help you." Mu said trying to calm the man down. "Oh alright then do you accept exposure as payment because I put all my money on the other bard." "As a matter of fact I do but I keep all my tips." Mu said thinking that this was his chance. "Oh really but one question what the h.e.l.l are tips is that some kind of perverted way of people paying you?" The man asked about to bolt away from the conversation. "Really you have all this other s.h.i.t and you"re even speaking my language but you don"t know what a tip is." Mu thought thinking this was all one sick joke to make him look worse. "Umm, no it"s nothing perverted it"s just that I get to keep all the money people donate to me for playing for them." Mu said. "Why the h.e.l.l would they do that? Look I could give you food and a place to sleep if you really are a bard and I deem you good enough to play tonight." The man said coming to a realization that this man is probably homeless considering that he is just giving away his services. "Ok well this should prove my worth." Mu said as he brought out his bard card. "Let me see." The man said before his eyes popped out when he saw the giant S on the card. The man then fell to the ground and said," Please forgive me dear bard for I could not see Mt.Tai, whatever that is, may I be apart of the a.s.shole family in my next life as punishment." "It"s alright but can I play at your... what business do you own." Mu said realizing he didn"t know. "An inn and yes I would be humbled if you would play at my establishment." So Mu and the man walked back towards his inn with Mu asking questions about him and his establishment. He found out his name was Innkeeper and his inn was named The First Venue. It was a two story building with the first story made of stone and the second story made of wood. Inside it looked like a typical inn you would imagine. Except for the big stage in the middle where Mu presumed he would play tonight and the 14 tables all nearly packed already. "Hey!" Yelled Innkeeper getting everyone"s attention," This here is the bard who will be playing tonight he is S ranked so great him with respect." Everyone grumbled saying things like "Yea right, we"re just extras anyways," and," Your gonna leave it on a cliffhanger after this sentence anyways."

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