Chapter 825: Children Shouldn’t Lie
If there was anyone in the world who could insult you while being expressionless, it had to be Ye Ling.
He sounded so d.a.m.n salty. Yet, he looked as if he could not be bothered by anything at all.
Tong Hua said, “What’s the problem with you? It’s a good thing that Mommy has so many elder brothers and so many people to dote on her.”
“Who needs them?” Ye Ling scoffed. “If they want to dote on people, they should get their own girlfriends. Why would they target other people’s girlfriends?”
Shen Qianshu stifled a laugh and was feeling really happy.
“What are you laughing at?”
Shen Qianshu answered seriously. “Master, you make perfect sense. I will monitor them and ensure that they find themselves a wife. Tomorrow, I will look around for some single ladies to introduce them to.”
“Great!”
Tong Hua said, “I have a question, and I don’t know if I should ask.”
“Then shut up!”
Tong Hua said, “What if I go and find a young girl to turn into my wife?”
Ye Ling looked at Tong Hua with his amber eyes. “What kind of girls do you like?”
He sounded as if he could get Tong Hua any type that he asked for. If he could not find one, he might send someone to plastic surgery just so the girl would look like Tong Hua’s type.
Tong Hua humphed coldly. I knew it!
I have seen through you long before.
“Bigger eyes than me; smaller mouth than me. Paler than me; more good-looking than me. Long hair, slightly fat. Soft and adorable ones are the best, just a little fatter than Burger.” Tong Hua tried to make a comparison to the slimness of the cat.
“So demanding!” Ye Ling sneered. “You speak as if someone who looks better than you would fall for you.”
“Why not?” Tong Hua was mad now. “Even people like you are loved by others. Why wouldn’t anyone like me?”
“…” Shen Qianshu was at a loss for words.
Amazing attack!
Baby, who are you exactly attacking?
I always feel like my knees hurt!
“What’s wrong with Master? Why would he not be liked?” Shen Qianshu could not help but retort. Ye Ling was silent but pleased. He was in a rather good mood.
Tong Hua said, “Ha Ha!”
He rolled his eyes gracefully and gave an accurate example of a mocking face.
Ye Ling glared at him coldly, and Tong Hua humphed. “Don’t you sense it yourself? Let’s tear each other down.”
What’s there to be afraid of!
I am the biological child!
I’d stab you!
Shen Qianshu could not stand these series of childish words any longer. They were of too low IQ levels. Luckily, she was used to the father and son tearing each other apart. Ye Ling and Tong Hua were equally insulting, but it was just that he did not really bother about Tong Hua most of the time.
When he did not want to bother with Tong Hua, he would be as quiet as a mouse.
Tong Hua was a very talkative person. He could speak to himself throughout the entire trip home.
“Daddy, you must be happy that I want to get a wife, huh?” Tong Hua asked.
I’m glad that you know that!
“So find me one based on the standards I have set.”
Ye Ling thought seriously.
Shen Qianshu said, “Master, he’s just joking with you.”
Ye Ling raged. “You are joking with me?”
“Pfft. Of course! Which seven-year-old would want a wife? Are you nuts?” Tong Hua retorted. I am here to fight with you for love for a few more years.
“You said it yourself!”
“Oh, Daddy. You’re so gullible. You believe everything anyone says…” Tong Hua sighed. “Daddy, my heart isn’t feeling very okay…”
Ye Ling yelled. “Get lost!”
Shen Qianshu said, “Baby, do you like any child star? You are so specific about looking for a wife. Mommy isn’t against you falling in love at a young age. Tell us about her.”
There was no reply.
Shen Qianshu could not resist but to turn around. She was badly shocked instantly. “TONG HUA!”
Ye Ling could not resist turning around. He could only see Tong Hua hugging the water-lily and laying on the back seat without making any noise. Shen Qianshu slammed the brakes!