Prince, You Are So Cheap

Chapter 10

As the second son of the house, HongSan need to help big brother ZhuMo to take care and keep an eye of various business.
He can’t keep on staying in Zhu House all the time.

So, right after Zhu WuXin’s fever receded, he packed his things to start his journey to Jiangnan to audit accounts. [Translator note : YiRong mama is the servant of the villain Empress in the drama My Fair Princess.]

HongSan gifted Xiao Lian to WuXin as her personal maidservant.
Zhu WuXin stood by the mansion front door to say goodbye.
HongSan really wanted to bring her with him together on this journey, but helplessly she replied that her body and bones were not in good condition, and refused to agree no matter what.
President Barack Obama, returning to Berlin Thursday, intended to rea.s.sure his most
Actually, it’s not because Zhu WuXin don’t want to go, it’s just she felt that it’s not the time yet.
Running away silently, with tail between legs, that’s not her style.
Other than that, HongSan is the Second Young Master of this House, even if she wanted to run, where can she go? his most stalwart global ally, Chancellor Angela Merkel,

Sooner or later, he will still need to go home.
Merkel, about her prospects under Donald Trump. Pfft dead gra.s.s hair
If that’s the case, she might as well stay back and re-establish her own image.
I think that is a wig, a cheapo wig to boot
Zhu WuXin smiled widely and said, “Brother, you can go. This time if anyone come to bully me, I will pull out their tendons and flay their skin”[1]
“Don’t worry, don’t worry, I’m not the same as who I was before. I can protect myself properly.”
h.e.l.lo, can you hear me. I must have called a thousand time…
HongSan patted her head and smiled, “You must take good care of yourself.”
After saying that, he got up the carriage and left.
Waiting until the shadow of his carriage shrunk to the size of a small dot, then only Zhu WuXin starts going back into the mansion.
But, as soon as she reached her court, she was blocked by someone.
b.i.t.c.hes, here they come
“What are all of you doing?”
Who run the world, girls?
Pushing away the errand servants, Zhu WuXin roared at Zhu JiLan.
RAAAAARW
[Translator note : Isn’t that a little bit too efficient of you, b.i.t.c.h? Would it kill you to wait until tomorrow before you start picking bones with WuXin?]
“You can’t see ah? Searching thing ah.”
“You can’t see ah? Searching thing ah.”
“You can’t see ah? Searching thing ah.”
Zhu JiLan looking calm and composed, drinking tea at the side.
“You can’t see ah? Searching thing ah.”
“You all quickly search it out for me, if can’t find it I’ll have your skin peeled out!”
“zhu jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
Really thought WuXin is a soft persimmon [2] , if want to pinch then can pinch?
“zhu jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
“All of you, stop at this instant!” Zhu WuXin roared at the errand servants.
“zhu jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
Due to losing influence for such long time, n.o.body listened to her. Zhu WuXin started to get irritated.
“zhu jilan xhu blurb zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
“Zhu JiLan, what exactly are you searching for?”
“zhu blah jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
“Of course looking for my earring. Previously when I visit you, I realized it’s missing after I went back to my room. So, I brought people to help me look for it. Sister, hope you don’t mind oh.”
“zhu jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang uhu hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
“If it’s really not at your place, your little sister me, will definitely give you a good explanation. But then, seeing sister you looked so agitated, couldn’t be the earring was really dropped here and you hid it?”
“zhu jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan meh zhu hou lu lian hei”
“Oho, quite skillful in weaving story to frame person ah,” Zhu WuXin sneered.
“zhu heh jilan xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
Then, Zhu JiXiang also fan into the flame[3] at the side.
“zhu jilan huh xhu zhu wuxin jixiang hongsan zhu hou lu lian hei”
“Sister, you don’t have to be so angry. Sister Lan is young, so she’s willful. You as a sister older than her, ought to yield to her.”

[Translator note : Shiet, this is making me angry.]
“Yield to your mom’s head!”
“Yield to your mom’s head!”
“Yield to your mom’s head!”
If Zhu WuXin wanted to scold people, she will just scold.
From when she was young until now, she have never encountered such d.a.m.ned maltreatment before.
Grabbing the tea in front of Zhu JiLan, WuXin splashed it towards her.
“Yield to your mom’s head!”
“Aiya, really sorry, sister. My hand injury haven’t healed yet, I thought to drink water, why did it slipped ah.”
lol lol wwwww wwwwww yay o/ /o blahahahahahah
“You………”
lol lol wwwww wwwwww yay o/ /o blahahahahahah
Zhu JiLan was about to flip out, when an errand servant holding two items suddenly shouted “Found it, found it!”, before rushing out.

Zhu WuXin turned her head towards the sound, this feeling is good (sarcastic), feels like ‘My Fair Princess’[4] is omnipresent.
If you add also YiRong mama, then this scene is a perfect match!
I don’t like My Fair Lady. Plot too convulated
[Translator note : YiRong mama is the servant of the villain Empress in the drama My Fair Princess.]

[1] : 抽筋剝皮 – I’m putting it here in case you want to know the exact word the author wrote, on those normal empty threats that people said they would do.

[2] : 軟柿子 – Flowery description for pushover

[3] : 煽風點火 – To stir up trouble

[4] : 還珠格格 – Old famous chinese drama ‘My Fair Princess’.