Now let"s mess around with this magic circle device. How do uhhhhhhh, what? You guys know how when most protagonists reincarnate a system pops up in front of them that tells them information like level and skills? Well an interface also just popped up in front of me, except, instead of seeing information it"s more like a questionnaire. The multiple-choice questions are numbered and you"re given four answer options: (A), (B), (C), and (D). The first question is:

How would you cla.s.sify this object:

(A) sentient living

(B) non-sentient living

(C) sentient non-living

(D) non-sentient non-living

Uhhh, I guess "this object" refers to me? Are sentient non-living objects a thing that exists in this world? I a.s.sume I"m sentient and plants are living thing so I guess I can be cla.s.sified as (A)... how do I choose it. Am I supposed to press it? I can"t, I have no fingers. Then... imagine myself pressing it?

Is this object a(n):

(A) animal

(B) plant

(C) human

(D) magical being

Oh, it worked... magical beings...EH. Wait, wait, like elves and goblins and werewolves? Ahhh, this world just went from good to great. And to answer the question, I"m 99% sure I"m a plant.

What would you like to inspect:

(A) identify species

(B) identify abilities

(C) identify grade

(D) all of the above

Well that"s an easy question, why have one slice of pie when you can have the whole thing? All of the above, please and thank you.

Processing...

Species:unknown Grade:unknown

Level:cannot be calculated

Skills: transformation, unknown, unknown, unknown

...well that"s useless. Is the machine broken or something? The only word in its dictionary is "unknown." Aren"t machines supposed to be smart, especially magic ones? What a waste of time and effort. The only viable information I got out of all of this is the "transformation" skill, which I don"t even know how to use. SUCH A WASTE OF TIME, MY G.o.d. *sigh*

*footsteps*

Eh? Is my favorite Manbun back? No, it sounds like two pair of shoes, is Magi-kun finally back?