Rebirth Of The Tree Fujoshi

Chapter 7

Announcer"s voice: " On last weeks episode of Adventures With Haru we found ourselves getting into some deep trouble when we got stuck to a servant without knowing how to detach ourselves. On today"s episode we learned that you shouldn"t do things without thinking them through."

Ok everyone it"s time for life lessons with a sapling. So, I finally found out how to detach myself from the servant, yay problem solved! New problem, when I let go of the servant I fell on the ground and the ground just happens to be cobblestone. So, I can"t plant myself to grow into a tree. Oh, and I probably should"ve mentioned this earlier but there are certain conditions to switching my consciousness.

Switching Consciousness Rules

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1. Can only switch consciousness to other parts of the same tree or descendants from that tree

2. Must be at least 100 feet from part you want to switch with

3. Direct descendants are allowed to switch no matter the range as long as both are fully developed

Or at least that"s what I"ve learned from this experience, so I guess this misfortune hasn"t been a total waste. But now what? I have no way of going back to the tree and I have no way of growing. Whilst thinking of ways to get back I was suddenly stepped on by a giant shoe. HEY! What am I, gum?

"Hmm?"

The giant removes his foot, bends down, and picks me up. Hooooooooly, I take back what I just said, step on me all you want. The Ike-men that picked me up has blazing red eyes that match his fiery hair and eyebrows. His hair resembles a bushy lion"s mane, a little curly, and stretches all the way to his feet. Those eyebrows happen to be scrunched in the middle. I totally thought he was a s.a.d.i.s.t at first glance but now I think I might be wrong. Behind those sparkling eyes, lies the emotion, grief. He has an expression of "did I hurt it?"

Eh? Eh? What"s with this contrasting style and behavior?

*clop**clop**clop*

Footsteps, someone else is coming. I turn my view to see a servant walking in this direction, The moment I put my view back onto the face of the Ike-men I found that his face was carrying a completely different expression. No, it wasn"t just his face, this guy"s whole aura was super domineering. Eh??? Wait, was I right about him being a s.a.d.i.s.t? No, that expression he showed me before proved that I was wrong, so then what"s with this personality switch?

While I was trying to make sense of this new ike-men, the servant also noticed him and instantly started trembling. He quickly bowed and fled in the direction opposite of where he came from. Seeing that happen, the ike-men never faltered, like this was a daily occurrence for him. He started walking in the direction the servant came from, carrying me in his right hand. He wasn"t gripping the sapling too tightly nor was he loosely carrying it, like some people do with other round objects, and start juggling it. He was carrying me with just the right amount of pressure, like being hugged by a giant teddy bear. I could feel care and warmth from his hand. Blaze-kun walked down the hallway, carrying me with that domineering att.i.tude.