Chapter 29 - You Don’t Say

F**k!

The awe-inspiring ultimate gong daren had endured countless sufferings and had escaped death several times. It would be intolerable for him to be crushed to death by him and the fat cub!

Dazed, the little cub’s furry head rested on Samael’s body. Its big eyes blinked. It wasn’t crying but was evidently confused as to why the ground was so soft.

Suo Fei lunged forward and hurriedly hurled the little thing away. Then, he thoroughly examined Samael’s body.

The little cub crashed to the ground and rolled a couple of times, smearing his nose with dust.

Its fur was just about to bristle in anger when it saw Samael lying on the ground. It quivered when it realised that it fell on Samael’s body.

The little cub, after all, was someone who had seen the world. Thinking of the demon’s menacing fighting strength, it suddenly wilted and roared weakly. The translation is: Servant, this matter should only be known between you and me, alright. You absolutely mustn’t let others know blah blah blah…

Suo Fei completely had no idea what the little cub was saying. He merely focused on examining Samael. He turned him to side until Samael’s already tattered clothes had almost torn off. But fortunately, he didn’t find anything unusual.

However, even after being pressed by the little cub and him, Samael still didn’t show any signs of waking up.

Suo Fei suddenly felt doleful. His healing skills, in fact, could only treat external injuries. He simply couldn’t heal internal injuries.

As a doctor specialised only in treating external injuries, coming across a patient suffering from internal injuries, Suo Fei could only… touch all over and eat some tofu.

Little cub: ……

Suo Fei was greatly relieved after confirming that Samael’s breathing was smoother than before. Sadly, there wasn’t any beast blood left in his interspatial bag. Otherwise, he could have given him some to speed up his recovery.

As for his own blood, Suo Fei defended that it wasn’t that he was ungrateful to the point that he would ignore his saviour’s life and death. It was only that they were in the wilderness. If he carelessly let himself bleed, he might lure some strange thing and their whole team might be wiped out!

His top priority was to determine their location. He needed to see whether he could find signs of inhabitation so that he could find a comfortable place to settle down. He also must attentively look after Samael and let him have a good rest.

As Suo Fei looked around, all he could see was lush trees and bushes.

It’s a forest. Again.

At that moment, Suo Fei was overwhelmed by emotions. He couldn’t help but trash-talk. Sure enough, teleporter array-kun and forest-kun are in a relationship! Sure enough, they love each other! Otherwise, why is it that he is always teleported to a forest?

What forest is it now? Don’t suddenly take on aface ah, forest-kun!

So, where the h.e.l.l is this?

Some people were born unlucky and unfortunately, Suo Fei was one of them.

Therefore, when Suo Fei looked around with eyes full of dejection, the clue delivered itself to him. It was even with an added effect of dust vigorously flying around.

Rumble….

Listening to the sound, he knew that it was definitely not a good thing.

Sure enough. When Suo Fei looked up, he couldn’t help but think: F**k. A huge wild boar rushed towards him. That thing should be a wild boar. It definitely is one. It has a black, fat body as well as four pig’s feet. But, why is it shooting fire out of its mouth? This cheating world!

Then, Suo Fei noticed that in front of the huge wild boar, there were two little things sprinting the whole way.

He had to take a closer look before he could clearly see then. It’s actually two little friends? Ah, no. It’s two little dwarves!

The little dwarves seemed to have noticed Suo Fei. The one in front shouted at the top of his voice, “Help! Hero! Help us!”

Suo Fei was truly embarra.s.sed. Hero your a.s.s ah! The hero is still cosplaying as Sleeping Beauty ne!

Regrettably, the dwarf didn’t know that so he dashed towards Suo Fei. As expected, the boar also came running with a swoosh.

Suo Fei wanted to swear. These two dwarves can run. He, on the other hand, has to carry his family so how could he possibly run ah?

He watched helplessly as the wild boar came closer and closer. The little cub who had been keeping its silence, suddenly jumped out and stood in front of Suo Fei, roaring at the wild boar.

RTT: This divine beast is here. Stupid boar. Still not kneeling down!

It had just finished roaring when the wild boar really stopped. It turned its head to look at the little cub.

Although Suo Fei didn’t know what the little cub said, the sight in front of him made him feel relieved. He thought about the incident at the Knuhl Forest where those high-grade ferocious beasts who were courteous towards the little cub. It’s really the perfect deterrent ah.

Unfortunately, he had not yet finished rejoicing when the wild boar which had just stopped kicked its hind legs and hurtled towards them.

Little cub: Sh*t sh*t. This b.u.g.g.e.r is a low grade beast. It doesn’t understand beast language!

Suo Fei: MF! If the little cub is reliable, then pigs can fly!

Seeing the boar dash closer and closer, Suo Fei finally got up. He first covered Samael with the last remaining fur before taking out the two beast cores in his bag.

One was from the Frostflame Beast and the other was from the unfortunate fifth-grade ferocious beast.

Suo Fei tried each of them. The Frostflame Beast’s beast core had two skills. One was a fire-type attack and the other was an ice-type shield. The fifth-grade ferocious beast on the other hand had a lightning-type skill. It was powerful, but looking at its size, he surely could only use it a few times.

Suo Fei first used the Frostflame Beast’s beast core to prop up an ice shield and told the two dwarves to take cover behind it. Then, he took out the fifth-grade ferocious beast’s beast core and shot out lightning.

Thunder rumbled and struck down, but… it missed!

The boar was frightened at first. Then, it ran over and rammed the ice shield. Suo Fei who had never fought on his own before was very nervous when confronted by the fellow. Thus, his next lightning attack missed again.

MF… Doesn’t all games have auto-aim? Who will teach him how to aim now ah!

Fortunately, the dead Frostflame Beast was not only for show. The power its beast core possessed was no ordinary. The boar struck and collided with the ice shield to no avail.

This gave Suo Fei the opportunity to practise his skills. If he couldn’t aim well at such a close range, then he might as well die!

As such, Suo Fei finally got the knack of how to use the beast core of the fifth-grade ferocious beast that was only the size of a chicken egg. He took a deep breath and a huge crash of thunder fell from the sky, directly striking the pig’s forehead.

Its huge body crashed to the ground.

BATTLE OVER. XP GAINED… Experience points, your a.s.s! He didn’t get anything. The lightning attack was too strong and directly turned the boar into ashes.

At any rate, they survived through the crisis.

It was only then that Suo Fei had the time to size up the two dwarves who were fleeing earlier.

Their height only reached up to Suo Fei’s waist. Both had short hair. One had flaxen hair while the other’s hair was a deep shade of dark green. The flaxen-haired dwarf’s eyes were round as a ball. He was extremely adorable and spirited. In comparison, the dwarf with the dark green hair was much calmer. His mouth remained shut tightly. Even when they were fleeing in panic, he still had a calm face.

The flaxen-haired dwarf spoke first, his voice surprisingly loud. Obviously, he was the one who called for help earlier.

“Elf, thank you for saving me. Words cannot express how grateful I am for your kindness. My name is Jonah. His name is Evelyn, and I am a blacksmith!”

“A blacksmith without any work to his name,” the dark green-haired dwarf quietly quipped.

Jonah’s face flushed red but he immediately puffed out his chest and said, “Although I don’t have any achievements yet, as long as I put in tremendous effort, I would certainly become the most outstanding blacksmith of Yalance!

The dark green-haired dwarf once again threw cold water on his enthusiasm, “Only under the premise that you wouldn’t die in the mouth of a ferocious beast.”

Jonah finally lost his temper, “Evelyn, you…”

The eyes of a dwarf named Evelyn remained like that of a dead fish.

Jonah stared at him for a long time before finally losing heart.

He turned to Suo Fei and somewhat dejectedly said, “Fine, I’m still a blacksmith apprentice.”

Suo Fei, who had been watching on the sidelines, was not interested in whether Jonah was an SSS-tier blacksmith or a blacksmith apprentice. He only speechlessly stared at this tiny race.

Oh my, they are so tiny. Oh my, their faces are so round. Oh my, I know they are adults, but it feels like they are children pretending to be adults. What to do?

Seeing that Suo Fei didn’t utter a word, Jonah puzzled asked, “Elf?”

It was only then that Suo Fei returned to his senses. He realised that he should introduce himself. Samael was still unconscious. No one would speak on his behalf so he had no choice but to pep himself up and say, “My name is Suo Fei, an elf.”

——You don’t say.

However, Jonah didn’t care. He obviously cared more about what just happened. He stared at Suo Fei and began chattering ceaselessly, “Elf, the power of your lightning attack is really extraordinary but its accuracy is not high. If you can wield a staff that improves accuracy, your ability will definitely increase a hundredfold!”

Suo Fei truly felt no shame to admit to Jonah that he simply couldn’t cast spells and that the lightning spell was casted by a beast core. However, seeing Jonah’s sparkling and worshipping eyes, he swallowed the words back.

“If you can find a Dragon-Phoenix Wood, a Flying Wolf Bone and a Cyan Flame Stone then I can definitely forge a staff with an extremely high precision, unfortunately I…”

Jonah sighed before continuing, “Elf, although I still lack the ability, but if you need one, I can ask grandpa to tailor-make a staff that is most suitable for you!”

For him to use a staff, he’d have to learn magic first, no? Suo Fei had no choice but to wave his hand in refusal, “Don’t bother.”

Jonah felt somewhat let down and wanted to continue persuading him, when he suddenly saw Samael who was lying on the ground.

Noticing that Jonah was staring at Samael, Suo Fei became more vigilant. He already fell into Aryan’s trap and learned from his mistake. He may look like a cutie pie but he may not necessarily be an authentic cutie pie.

Suo Fei felt extremely uncomfortable especially since Jonah was staring at Samael with such a fervent gaze.

However, his imagination was brought to a screeching halt.

Jonah let out a scream and pointed at Samael. He then stutteringly said, “E-E-Evelyn! T-t-that is a Frostflame Beast’s fur! Hurry, you hurry and tell me that I am not dreaming aaaah…..”

Suo Fei: ……

Dwarf, your focus is on this? So, a primeval demon of unparalleled beauty can’t even compare to a piece of scorched fur? Is there something wrong with your eyes?!