That Sweet Little Old Lady

Chapter 29

Ten minutes later, there were nine men in Elizabethan costume standing outside the room which had been designated as the Queen"s Court. Dr.

Gamble"s costume did not quite fit him; his sleeve ruffs were halfway up to his elbows and his doublet had an unfortunate tendency to creep. The St. Elizabeths men, all four of them, looked just a little like moth-eaten versions of old silent pictures. Malone looked them over with a somewhat sardonic eye. Not only did he have the answer to the whole problem that had been plaguing them, but _his_ costume was a stunning, perfect fit.

"Now, I want you men to let me handle this," Malone said. "I know just what I want to say, and I think I can get the information without too much trouble."

One of the psychiatrists spoke up. "I trust you won"t disturb the patient, Mr. Malone," he said.

"Sir Kenneth," Malone snapped.

The psychiatrist looked both abashed and worried. "I"m sorry," he said doubtfully.

Malone nodded. "That"s all right," he said. "I"ll try not to disturb Her Majesty unduly."

The psychiatrists conferred. When they came out of the huddle one of them--Malone was never able to tell them apart--said: "Very well, we"ll let you handle it. But we will be forced to interfere if we feel you"re ... ah ... going too far."

Malone said: "That"s fair enough, gentlemen. Let"s go."

He opened the door.

It was a magnificent room. The whole place had been done over in plastic and synthetic fibers to look like something out of the Sixteenth Century. It was as garish, and as perfect, as a Hollywood movie set--which wasn"t surprising, since two stage designers had been hired away from color-TV spectaculars to set it up. At the far end of the room, past the rich hangings and the flaming chandeliers, was a great throne, and on it Her Majesty was seated. Lady Barbara reclined on the steps at her feet.

Malone saw the expression on Her Majesty"s face. He wanted to talk to Barbara--but there wasn"t time. Later, there might be. Now, he collected his mind and drove one thought at the Queen, one single powerful thought:

_Read me! You know by this time that I have the truth--but read deeper!_

The expression on her face changed suddenly. She was smiling a sad, gentle little smile. Lady Barbara, who had looked up at the approach of Sir Kenneth and his entourage, relaxed again, but her eyes remained on Malone. "You may approach, my lords," said the Queen.

Sir Kenneth led the procession, with Sir Thomas and Sir Andrew close behind him. O"Connor and Gamble came next, and bringing up the rear were the four psychiatrists. They strode slowly along the red carpet that stretched from the door to the foot of the throne. They came to a halt a few feet from the steps leading up to the throne, and bowed in unison.

"You may explain, Sir Kenneth," Her Majesty said.

"Your Majesty understands the conditions?" Malone asked.

"Perfectly," said the Queen. "Proceed."

Now the expression on Barbara"s face changed, to wonder and a kind of fright. Malone didn"t look at her. Instead, he turned to Dr. O"Connor.

"Dr. O"Connor, what are your plans for the telepaths who have been brought here?" He shot the question out quickly, and O"Connor was caught off-balance.

"Well ... ah ... we would like their co-operation in further research which we ... ah ... plan to do into the actual mechanisms of telepathy.

Provided, of course"--he coughed gently--"provided that they become ...

ah ... accessible. Miss ... I mean, of course, Her Majesty has ...

already been a great deal of help." He gave Malone an odd look. It seemed to say: _what"s coming next?_

Malone simply gave him a nod, and a "Thank you, doctor," and turned to Burris. He could feel Barbara"s eyes on him, but he went on with his prepared questions. "Chief," he said, "what about you? After we nail our spy, what happens ... to Her Majesty, I mean? You don"t intend to stop giving her the homage due her, do you?"

Burris stared, openmouthed. After a second he managed to say: "Why, no, of course not, Sir Kenneth. That is"--and he glanced over at the psychiatrists--"if the doctors think--"

There was another hurried consultation. The four psychiatrists came out of it with a somewhat shaky statement to the effect that treatments which had been proven to have some therapeutic value ought not to be discontinued, although of course there was always the chance that--

"Thank you, gentlemen," Malone said smoothly. He could see that they were nervous, and no wonder; he could imagine how difficult it was for a psychiatrist to talk about a patient in her presence. But they"d already realized that it didn"t make any difference; their thoughts were an open book, anyway.

Lady Barbara said: "Sir ... I mean Ken ... are you going to--"

"What"s this all about?" Burris snapped.

"Just a minute, Sir Andrew," Malone said. "I"d like to ask one of the doctors here--or all of them, for that matter--one more question." He whirled and faced them. "I"m a.s.suming that not one of these persons is legally responsible for his or her actions. Is that correct?"

Another hurried huddle. The psych boys were beginning to remind Malone of a semi-pro football team in rather unusual uniforms.

Finally one of them said: "You are correct. According to the latest statutes, all of these persons are legally insane--including Her Majesty." He paused and gulped. "I except the FBI, of course--and ourselves." Another pause. "And Dr. O"Connor and Dr. Gamble."

"And," said Lady Barbara, "me." She smiled sweetly at them all.

"Ah," the psychiatrist said. "Certainly. Of course." He retired into his group with some confusion.

Malone was looking straight at the throne. Her Majesty"s countenance was serene and unruffled.

Barbara said suddenly: "You don"t mean ... but she--" and closed her mouth. Malone shot her one quick look, and then turned to the Queen.

"Well, Your Majesty?" he said. "You have seen the thoughts of every man here. How do they appear to you?"

Her voice contained both tension and relief. "They are all good men, basically--and kind men," she said. "And they believe us. That"s the important thing, you know. Their belief in us-- Just as you did that first day we met. We"ve needed belief for so long ... for so long--" Her voice trailed off; it seemed to become lost in a constellation of thoughts. Barbara had turned to look up at Her Majesty.

Malone took a step forward, but Burris interrupted him. "How about the spy?" he said.

Then his eyes widened. Boyd, standing next to him, leaned suddenly forward. "That"s why you mentioned all that about legal immunity because of insanity," he whispered. "Because--"

"No," Barbara said. "No. She couldn"t ... she"s not--"

They were all looking at Her Majesty, now. She returned them stare for stare, her back stiff and straight and her white hair enhaloed in the room"s light. "Sir Kenneth," she said--and her voice was only the least bit unsteady--"they all think _I"m_ the spy."

Barbara stood up. "Listen," she said. "I didn"t like Her Majesty at first ... well, she was a patient, and that was all, and when she started putting on airs ... but since I"ve gotten to know her I do like her. I like her because she"s good and kind herself, and because ...

because she wouldn"t be a spy. She couldn"t be. No matter what any of you think ... even you ... Sir Kenneth!"

There was a second of silence.

"Of course she"s not," Malone said quietly. "She"s no spy."

"Would I spy on my own subjects?" she said. "Use your reason!"

"You mean...." Burris began, and Boyd finished for him:

"... She isn"t?"

"No," Malone snapped. "She isn"t. Remember, you said it would take a telepath to catch a telepath?"

"Well--" Burris began.

"Well, Her Majesty remembered it," Malone said. "And acted on it."