That Sweet Little Old Lady

Chapter 31

"Oh, my," Lady Barbara said--and began to laugh. It was the nicest sound Malone had ever heard.

"Forget Harman," Burris snapped. "What about this spy ring? How was Logan getting his information out?"

"I"ve already taken care of that," Malone said. "I had Desert Edge Sanitarium surrounded as soon as I knew what the score was." He looked at one of the agents holding Logan.

"They ought to be in the Las Vegas jail within half an hour," the agent said in confirmation.

"Dr. Dowson was in on it, wasn"t he, Your Majesty?" Malone said.

"Certainly," the Queen said. Her eyes were suddenly very cold. "I hope he tries to escape. I hope he tries it."

Malone knew just how she felt.

One of the psychiatrists spoke up suddenly. "I don"t understand it," he said. "Logan is completely catatonic. Even if he could read minds, how could he tell Dowson what he"d read? It doesn"t make sense."

"In the first place," the Queen said patiently, "Willie isn"t catatonic.

He"s just _busy_, that"s all. He"s only a boy, and ... well, he doesn"t much like being who he is. So he visits other people"s minds, and that way he becomes _them_ for a while. You see?"

"Vaguely," Malone said. "But how did Dowson get his information? I had everything worked out but that."

"I know you did," the Queen said, "and I"m proud of you. I intend to award you with the Order of the Bath for this day"s work."

Unaccountably, Malone"s chest swelled with pride.

"As for Dr. Dowson," the Queen said, "that traitor ... _hurt_ Willie. If he"s hurt enough, he"ll come back." Her eyes weren"t hard any more. "He didn"t want to be a spy, really," she said, "but he"s just a boy, and it must have sounded rather exciting. He knew that if he told Dowson everything he"d found out, they"d let him go--go away again."

There was a long silence.

"Well," Malone said, "that about wraps it up. Any questions?"

He looked around at the men, but before any of them could speak up Her Majesty rose.

"I"m sure there are questions," she said, "but I"m really very tired. My lords, you are excused." She extended a hand. "Come, Lady Barbara," she said. "I think I really may need that nap, now."

Malone put the cuff links in his shirt with great care. They were great stones, and Malone thought that they gave his costume that necessary Elizabethan flair.

Not that he was wearing the costume of the Queen"s Court now. Instead, he was dressed in a tailor-proud suit of dark blue, a white-on-white shirt and no tie. He selected one of a gorgeous peac.o.c.k pattern from his closet rack.

Boyd yawned at him from the bed in the room they were sharing. "Stepping out?" he said.

"I am," Malone said with restraint. He whipped the tie round his neck and drew it under the collar.

"Anybody I know?"

"I am meeting Lady Barbara, if you wish to know," Malone said.

"Come down," Boyd said. "Relax. Anyhow, I"ve got a question for you.

There was one little thing Her Everlovin" Majesty didn"t explain."

"Yes?" said Malone.

"Well, about those hoods who tried to gun us down," Boyd said. "Who hired "em? And why?"

"Dowson," Malone said. "He wanted to kill us off, and then kidnap Logan from the hotel room. But we foiled his plan--by killing his hoods. By the time he could work up something else, we were on our way to Yucca Flats."

"Great," Boyd said. "And how did you find out this startling piece of information? There haven"t been any reports in from Las Vegas, have there?"

"No," Malone said.

"O.K.," Boyd said. "I give up, Mastermind."

Malone wished Boyd would stop using that nickname. The fact was--as he, and apparently n.o.body else, was willing to recognize--that he wasn"t anything like a really terrific FBI agent. Even Barbara thought he was something special.

He wasn"t, he knew.

He was just lucky.

"Her Majesty informed me," Malone said.

"Her--" Boyd stood with his mouth dropped open, like a fish waiting for some bait. "You mean she knew?"

"Well," Malone said, "she did know the guys in the Buick weren"t the best in the business--and she knew all about the specially-built FBI Lincoln. She got that from our minds." He knotted his tie with an air of great aplomb, and went, slowly to the door. "And she knew we were a good team. She got that from our minds, too."

"But," Boyd said. After a second he said: "But," again, and followed it with: "Why didn"t she tell us?"

Malone opened the door.

"Her Majesty wished to see the Queen"s Own FBI in action," said Sir Kenneth Malone.

THE END