"What mule, Hannah?"

"The mule you rode to town."

For one full minute the elder studied her face. Then it burst from his lips:

"Well, bless me! if I didn"t bring Balaam and forgit the mule!"

The woman laughed till her eyes ran water.

"William," said she, "you"re drunk."

"Hannah," said he, meekly, "I know it. The truth is, Hannah, I--"

"Never mind, now, William," she said, gently. "You are tired and hungry. Come into the house, husband."

Leading Balaam, she disappeared down the lane; and when, a few minutes later, Hannah Brown and her husband entered through the light that streamed out of the open door her arms were around him, and her face upturned to his.

THE HOTEL EXPERIENCE OF MR. PINK FLUKER

BY RICHARD MALCOLM JOHNSTON (1822-1898)

[From _The Century Magazine_, June, 1886; copyright, 1886, by The Century Co.; republished in the volume, _Mr. Absalom Billingslea, and Other Georgia Folk_ (1888), by Richard Malcolm Johnston (Harper & Brothers).]

I

Mr. Peterson Fluker, generally called Pink, for his fondness for as stylish dressing as he could afford, was one of that sort of men who habitually seem busy and efficient when they are not. He had the bustling activity often noticeable in men of his size, and in one way and another had made up, as he believed, for being so much smaller than most of his adult acquaintance of the male s.e.x. Prominent among his achievements on that line was getting married to a woman who, among other excellent gifts, had that of being twice as big as her husband.

"Fool who?" on the day after his marriage he had asked, with a look at those who had often said that he was too little to have a wife.

They had a little property to begin with, a couple of hundreds of acres, and two or three negroes apiece. Yet, except in the natural increase of the latter, the accretions of worldly estate had been inconsiderable till now, when their oldest child, Marann, was some fifteen years old. These accretions had been saved and taken care of by Mrs. Fluker, who was as staid and silent as he was mobile and voluble.

Mr. Fluker often said that it puzzled him how it was that he made smaller crops than most of his neighbors, when, if not always convincing, he could generally put every one of them to silence in discussions upon agricultural topics. This puzzle had led him to not unfrequent ruminations in his mind as to whether or not his vocation might lie in something higher than the mere tilling of the ground.

These ruminations had lately taken a definite direction, and it was after several conversations which he had held with his friend Matt Pike.

Mr. Matt Pike was a bachelor of some thirty summers, a foretime clerk consecutively in each of the two stores of the village, but latterly a trader on a limited scale in horses, wagons, cows, and similar objects of commerce, and at all times a politician. His hopes of holding office had been continually disappointed until Mr. John Sanks became sheriff, and rewarded with a deputyship some important special service rendered by him in the late very close canva.s.s. Now was a chance to rise, Mr. Pike thought. All he wanted, he had often said, was a start.

Politics, I would remark, however, had been regarded by Mr. Pike as a means rather than an end. It is doubtful if he hoped to become governor of the state, at least before an advanced period in his career. His main object now was to get money, and he believed that official position would promote him in the line of his ambition faster than was possible to any private station, by leading him into more extensive acquaintance with mankind, their needs, their desires, and their caprices. A deputy sheriff, provided that lawyers were not too indulgent in allowing acknowledgment of service of court processes, in postponing levies and sales, and in settlement of litigated cases, might pick up three hundred dollars, a good sum for those times, a fact which Mr. Pike had known and pondered long.

It happened just about then that the arrears of rent for the village hotel had so acc.u.mulated on Mr. Spouter, the last occupant, that the owner, an indulgent man, finally had said, what he had been expected for years and years to say, that he could not wait on Mr. Spouter forever and eternally. It was at this very nick, so to speak, that Mr.

Pike made to Mr. Fluker the suggestion to quit a business so far beneath his powers, sell out, or rent out, or tenant out, or do something else with his farm, march into town, plant himself upon the ruins of Jacob Spouter, and begin his upward soar.

Now Mr. Fluker had many and many a time acknowledged that he had ambition; so one night he said to his wife:

"You see how it is here, Nervy. Farmin" somehow don"t suit my talons.

I need to be flung more "mong people to fetch out what"s in me. Then thar"s Marann, which is gittin" to be nigh on to a growd-up woman; an"

the child need the s"iety which you "bleeged to acknowledge is sca"ce about here, six mile from town. Your brer Sam can stay here an" raise b.u.t.ter, chickens, eggs, pigs, an"--an"--an" so forth. Matt Pike say he jes" know they"s money in it, an" special with a housekeeper keerful an" equinomical like you."

It is always curious the extent of influence that some men have upon wives who are their superiors. Mrs. Fluker, in spite of accidents, had ever set upon her husband a value that was not recognized outside of his family. In this respect there seems a surprising compensation in human life. But this remark I make only in pa.s.sing. Mrs. Fluker, admitting in her heart that farming was not her husband"s forte, hoped, like a true wife, that it might be found in the new field to which he aspired. Besides, she did not forget that her brother Sam had said to her several times privately that if his brer Pink wouldn"t have so many notions and would let him alone in his management, they would all do better. She reflected for a day or two, and then said:

"Maybe it"s best, Mr. Fluker. I"m willin" to try it for a year, anyhow. We can"t lose much by that. As for Matt Pike, I hain"t the confidence in him you has. Still, he bein" a boarder and deputy sheriff, he might accidentally do us some good. I"ll try it for a year providin" you"ll fetch me the money as it"s paid in, for you know I know how to manage that better"n you do, and you know I"ll try to manage it and all the rest of the business for the best."

To this provision Mr. Fluker gave consent, qualified by the claim that he was to retain a small margin for indispensable personal exigencies.

For he contended, perhaps with justice, that no man in the responsible position he was about to take ought to be expected to go about, or sit about, or even lounge about, without even a continental red in his pocket.

The new house--I say _new_ because tongue could not tell the amount of scouring, scalding, and whitewashing that that excellent housekeeper had done before a single stick of her furniture went into it--the new house, I repeat, opened with six eating boarders at ten dollars a month apiece, and two eating and sleeping at eleven, besides Mr. Pike, who made a special contract. Transient custom was hoped to hold its own, and that of the county people under the deputy"s patronage and influence to be considerably enlarged.

In words and other encouragement Mr. Pike was p.r.o.nounced. He could commend honestly, and he did so cordially.

"The thing to do, Pink, is to have your prices reg"lar, and make people pay up reg"lar. Ten dollars for eatin", jes" so; eleb"n for eatin" _an_" sleepin"; half a dollar for dinner, jes" so; quarter apiece for breakfast, supper, and bed, is what I call reason"ble bo"d.

As for me, I sca"cely know how to rig"late, because, you know, I"m a"

officer now, an" in course I natchel _has_ to be away sometimes an" on expenses at "tother places, an" it seem like some "lowance ought by good rights to be made for that; don"t you think so?"

"Why, matter o" course, Matt; what you think? I ain"t so powerful good at figgers. Nervy is. S"posen you speak to her "bout it."

"Oh, that"s perfec" unuseless, Pink. I"m a" officer o" the law, Pink, an" the law consider women--well, I may say the law, _she_ deal "ith _men_, not women, an" she expect her officers to understan" figgers, an" if I hadn"t o" understood figgers Mr. Sanks wouldn"t or darsnt" to "p"int me his dep"ty. Me "n" you can fix them terms. Now see here, reg"lar bo"d--eatin" bo"d, I mean--is ten dollars, an" sleepin" and singuil meals is "cordin" to the figgers you"ve sot for "em. Ain"t that so? Jes" so. Now, Pink, you an" me"ll keep a runnin" account, you a-chargin" for reg"lar bo"d, an" I a"lowin" to myself credics for my absentees, accordin" to transion customers an" singuil mealers an"

sleepers. Is that fa"r, er is it not fa"r?"

Mr. Fluker turned his head, and after making or thinking he had made a calculation, answered:

"That"s--that seem fa"r, Matt."

"Cert"nly "tis, Pink; I knowed you"d say so, an" you know I"d never wish to be nothin" but fa"r "ith people I like, like I do you an" your wife. Let that be the understandin", then, betwix" us. An" Pink, let the understandin" be jes" betwix" _us_, for I"ve saw enough o" this world to find out that a man never makes nothin" by makin" a blowin"

horn o" his business. You make the t"others pay up spuntial, monthly.

You "n" me can settle whensomever it"s convenant, say three months from to-day. In course I shall talk up for the house whensomever and wharsomever I go or stay. You know that. An" as for my bed," said Mr.

Pike finally, "whensomever I ain"t here by bed-time, you welcome to put any transion person in it, an" also an" likewise, when transion custom is pressin", and you cramped for beddin", I"m willin" to give it up for the time bein"; an" rather"n you should be cramped too bad, I"ll take my chances somewhars else, even if I has to take a pallet at the head o" the sta"r-steps."

"Nervy," said Mr. Fluker to his wife afterwards, "Matt Pike"s a sensibler an" a friendlier an" a "commodatiner feller"n I thought."

Then, without giving details of the contract, he mentioned merely the willingness of their boarder to resign his bed on occasions of pressing emergency.

"He"s talked mighty fine to me and Marann," answered Mrs. Fluker.

"We"ll see how he holds out. One thing I do not like of his doin", an"

that"s the talkin" "bout Sim Marchman to Marann, an" makin" game o"

his country ways, as he call "em. Sech as that ain"t right."

It may be as well to explain just here that Simeon Marchman, the person just named by Mrs. Fluker, a stout, industrious young farmer, residing with his parents in the country near by where the Flukers had dwelt before removing to town, had been eying Marann for a year or two, and waiting upon her fast-ripening womanhood with intentions that, he believed to be hidden in his own breast, though he had taken less pains to conceal them from Marann than from the rest of his acquaintance. Not that he had ever told her of them in so many words, but--Oh, I need not stop here in the midst of this narration to explain how such intentions become known, or at least strongly suspected by girls, even those less bright than Marann Fluker. Simeon had not cordially indorsed the movement into town, though, of course, knowing it was none of his business, he had never so much as hinted opposition. I would not be surprised, also, if he reflected that there might be some selfishness in his hostility, or at least that it was heightened by apprehensions personal to himself.

Considering the want of experience in the new tenants, matters went on remarkably well. Mrs. Fluker, accustomed to rise from her couch long before the lark, managed to the satisfaction of all,--regular boarders, single-meal takers, and transient people. Marann went to the village school, her mother dressing her, though with prudent economy, as neatly and almost as tastefully as any of her schoolmates; while, as to study, deportment, and general progress, there was not a girl in the whole school to beat her, I don"t care who she was.

II

During a not inconsiderable period Mr. Fluker indulged the honorable conviction that at last he had found the vein in which his best talents lay, and he was happy in foresight of the prosperity and felicity which that discovery promised to himself and his family. His native activity found many more objects for its exertion than before.

He rode out to the farm, not often, but sometimes, as a matter of duty, and was forced to acknowledge that Sam was managing better than could have been expected in the absence of his own continuous guidance. In town he walked about the hotel, entertained the guests, carved at the meals, hovered about the stores, the doctors" offices, the wagon and blacksmith shops, discussed mercantile, medical, mechanical questions with specialists in all these departments, throwing into them all more and more of politics as the intimacy between him and his patron and chief boarder increased.