Till then Archie was not quite sure what he really meant to do; at first he had fancied that it would be enough for him just to touch Ethelinda lightly with the sword, but now (whether the idea had been put in his head by the Sausage Glutton, or whether it had been there somewhere all the time) he began to think how easily the sharp blade would cleave Ethelinda"s soft wax neck, and how he could hold up the severed head by the hair, just like the executioner in the pictures, and say solemnly, "This is the head of a traitress!"

He knew of course that it would get him into terrible trouble, and he ought to have known that it would be mean and cowardly of him to take advantage of his poor little cousin"s trust in him to deceive her.

But he did not stop to think of that; the temptation was too strong for him; he had gone so far in cutting off her hair that he might just as well cut off her head too.

So that presently Ethelinda found herself lying helpless, with her hands tied behind her, and her close-cropped head placed on a thick book, while Archie stood over her with a cruel gleam in his eyes, and flourished a flashing sword.

"I ought to be masked though," he said suddenly, "or I might be recognised--executioners had to be masked. I"ll tie a handkerchief over my eyes and that will have to do."

And when he had done this, he began to measure the distance with his eye, and to make some trial cuts to be quite sure of his aim, for he meant to get the utmost possible enjoyment out of it.

Ethelinda began to be terribly frightened. Being a heroine was not nearly so pleasant as she had expected. It had cost her most of her beautiful hair already: was it going to cost her her head as well?

Too late, she began to see how foolish she had been, and that even make-believe tea-parties were better than this. She longed to be held safe in tender-hearted little Winifred"s arms.

But Winifred"s eyes were shut tight, and would not be opened till--till all was over. Ethelinda could not move, could not cry out to her, she was quite helpless, and all the time the wicked old man on the clock went on steadily swallowing sausage after sausage, as if he had nothing at all to do with it!

The jester was even more alarmed for Ethelinda than she was herself; he was quite certain that Winifred was being wickedly deceived, and that the pardon so cunningly suggested would never come.

In another minute this dainty little lady, with the sweet blue eyes and disdainful smile, would be gone from him for ever; and there was no hope for her,--none!

And the bitterest thing about it was, that, although he was a great deal confused, as he very well might be, as to how it had all come about, he knew that in some way, he himself had taken part (or rather several parts) in bringing her to this shameful end, and the poor jester, innocent as he was, fancied that her big eyes had a calm scorn and reproach in them as she looked up at him sideways from the block.

"What shall I do without her?" he thought; "how can I bear it. Ah, I ought to be lying there--not she. I wish I could take her place!"

All this time Archie had been lingering--he lingered so long that Winifred lost all patience. "Do make haste, Archie," she said, with a little shudder that shook the table. "I can"t bear it much longer; I shall _have_ to open my eyes!"

"It was only the mask got in my way," he said. "Now I"m ready. One, two, _three_!"

And then there was a whistling swishing sound, followed by a heavy thud, and a flop.

After that Archie very prudently made for the door. "I--I couldn"t help it, really, Winnie," he stammered, as she put her hands down with relief and looked about, rather dazzled at first by the sudden light. "I"ll save up and buy you another twice as pretty. And you know you said Ethelinda didn"t seem to care about you!"

"Stop, Archie, what do you mean? Did you think you"d cut her head off really!"

"Haven"t I?" said Archie, stupidly. "I cut _something"s_ head off; I saw it go!"

"Then you did mean it! And, oh, it"s the jester! I wouldn"t have minded it so much, if you hadn"t meant it for Ethelinda! And, Archie, you cruel, bad boy--you"ve cut--cut all her beautiful hair off, and I sat here and let you! She"s not pretty at all now--it"s a shame, it _is_ a shame!"

Ethelinda had had a wonderful escape, and this is how it had happened:

The jester had been so anxious about Ethelinda that he had forgotten all about the fairy, and how she had granted him his very next wish; but she, being a fairy, had to remember it. If he had only thought of it, it would have been just as easy to wish Ethelinda safe without any harm coming to himself, but he had wished "to take her place," and the fairy, whether she liked it or not, was obliged to keep her promise.

So the little shake which Winifred had given the table was enough to make Ethelinda roll quietly over the edge of the platform, and the jester, who never was very firm on his legs, fall forward on his face the next moment, exactly where she had lain--and either the fairy or the handkerchief over his face prevented Archie from finding out the exchange in time.

Archie tried to defend himself: "I think she looks better with her hair cut short," he said; "lots of girls wear it like that. And, don"t you see, Winnie, this has been a plot got up by the jester; Ethelinda was innocent all the time, and he"s just nicely caught in his own trap....

That--that"s the _surprise_!"

"I don"t believe you one bit!" said Winifred. "You had no business to cut even my jester"s head off, but you meant to do much worse! I won"t play with you any more, and I shan"t forgive you till the very day you go back to school!"

"But, Winnie," protested Archie, looking rather sheepish and ashamed of himself.

"Go away directly," said Winnie, stamping her foot; "I don"t want to listen; leave me alone!"

So Archie went, not sorry, now, that an accident had kept him from doing his worst, and feeling tolerably certain that he would be able to make his cousin relent long before the time she had fixed, while Winifred, left to herself again, was so absorbed in sobbing over Ethelinda"s sad disfigurement, that she quite forgot to pick up the split halves of the jester"s head which were lying on the nursery floor.

That night Ethelinda had the chest of drawers all to herself, and the old Sausage Glutton grinned savagely at her from the mantelpiece, for he was disappointed at the way in which his plans had turned out.

"Good evening," he began, with one of his nastiest sneers. "And how are you after your little romance, eh? Master Archie very nearly had your pretty little empty head off--but of course I couldn"t allow that. I hope you enjoyed yourself?"

"I did at first," said Ethelinda; "I got frightened afterwards, when I thought it wasn"t going to end at all nicely. But did you notice how very wickedly that dreadful jester behaved to me--it will be a warning to me against a.s.sociating with such persons in future, and I a.s.sure you that there was something about him that made me shudder from the very first! I have heard terrible things about the dolls in the Lowther Arcade, and what can you expect at such prices? Well, he"s rewarded for his crimes, and that"s a comfort to think of--but it has all upset me very much indeed, and I don"t want any more romance--it does shorten the hair so!"

The Dutch fairy doll heard her and was very angry, for she knew of course why the jester had come to a tragic ending.

"Shall I tell her now, and make her ashamed and sorry--would she believe me? would she care? Perhaps not, but I must speak out some time--only I had better wait till the clock has stopped. I can"t bear her to talk about that poor jester in this way."

But it really did not matter to the jester, who could hear or feel nothing any more--for they had thrown him into the dustbin, where, unless the dustcart has called since, he is lying still.

_AN UNDERGRADUATE"S AUNT._

[Ill.u.s.tration: F]

Francis Flushington belonged to a small college, and by becoming a member conferred upon it one of the few distinctions it could boast--the possession of the very bashfulest man in the whole university.

But his college did not treat him with any excess of adulation on that account, and, probably from a prudent fear of rubbing the bloom off his modesty, allowed him to blush unseen--which was indeed the condition in which he preferred to blush.

He felt himself distressed in the presence of his fellow men, by a dearth of ideas and a difficulty in knowing which way to look, that made him happiest when he had fastened his outer door, and secured himself from all possibility of intrusion--although this was almost an unnecessary precaution on his part, for n.o.body ever thought of coming to see Flushington.

In appearance he was a man of middle height, with a long neck and a large head, which gave him the air of being shorter than he really was; he had little weak eyes which were always blinking, a nose and mouth of no particular shape, and hair of no definite colour, which he wore long--not because he thought it becoming, but because he hated having to talk to his hairdresser.

He had a timid deprecating manner, due to the consciousness that he was an uninteresting anomaly, and he certainly was as impervious to the ordinary influences of his surroundings as any modern under-graduate could well be.

Flushington had never particularly wanted to be sent to Cambridge, and when he was there he did not enjoy it, and had not the faintest hope of distinguishing himself in anything; he lived a colourless, aimless sort of life in his little sloping rooms under the roof where he read every morning from nine till two with a superst.i.tious regularity, even when his books failed to convey any ideas whatever to his brain, which was not a remarkably powerful organ.

If the afternoon was fine, he generally sought out his one friend, who was a shade less shy than himself, and they went a monosyllabic walk together (for of course Flushington did not row, or take up athletics in any form); if it was wet, he read the papers and magazines at the Union, and in the evenings after hall, he studied "general literature"--a graceful periphrasis for novels--or laboriously picked out a sonata or a nocturne upon his piano, a habit which had not tended to increase his popularity.

Fortunately for Flushington, he had no gyp, or his life would have been a burden to him, and with his bedmaker he was rather a favourite, as a "gentleman what gave no trouble"--which meant that when he observed his sherry sinking like the water in a lock when the sluices are up, he was too delicate to refer to the phenomenon in any way.

One afternoon when Flushington was engaged over his modest luncheon of bread and b.u.t.ter, potted meat, and lemonade, he suddenly became aware of a sound of unusual voices and a strange flutter of female dresses on the winding stone staircase outside--and was instantly overcome with a cold dread.

Now, although there were certainly ladies coming upstairs, there was no reason for alarm; they were probably friends of the man who kept opposite, and was always having his people up. But Flushington had one of those odd presentiments, so familiar to nervous persons, that something unpleasant was at hand; he could not imagine who these ladies might be, but he knew instinctively that they were coming to _him_!