"And do you think he"ll be satisfied with them?"

"He ought to be. I don"t like to be c.o.c.k-sure, but I believe--I really do believe--that I"ve given him rather more than he expected. It"s going to be a devilish good house, though I say it myself."

"Something new-fangled and fantastic, eh? Well, he mayn"t care about it, you know. When you"ve had my experience, you"ll realise that a client is a rum bird to satisfy."

"I shall satisfy _my_ old bird," said Horace, gaily. "He"ll have a cage he can hop about in to his heart"s content."

"You"re a clever chap enough," said Beevor; "but to carry a big job like this through you want one thing--and that"s ballast."

"Not while you heave yours at my head! Come, old fellow, you aren"t really riled because I sent off those plans without showing them to you?

I shall soon have them back, and then you can pitch into "em as much as you please. Seriously, though, I shall want all the help you can spare when I come to the completed designs."

""Um," said Beevor, "you"ve got along very well alone so far--at least, by your own account; so I dare say you"ll be able to manage without me to the end. Only, you know," he added, as he left the room, "you haven"t won your spurs yet. A fellow isn"t necessarily a Gilbert Scott, or a Norman Shaw, or a Waterhouse just because he happens to get a sixty-thousand pound job the first go off!"

"Poor old Beevor!" thought Horace, repentantly, "I"ve put his back up.

I might just as well have shown him the plans, after all; it wouldn"t have hurt me and it would have pleased _him_. Never mind, I"ll make my peace with him after lunch. I"ll ask him to give me his idea for a--no, hang it all, even friendship has its limits!"

He returned from lunch to hear what sounded like an altercation of some sort in his office, in which, as he neared his door, Beevor"s voice was distinctly audible.

"My dear sir," he was saying, "I have already told you that it is no affair of mine."

"But I ask you, sir, as a brother architect," said another voice, "whether you consider it professional or reasonable----?"

"As a brother architect," replied Beevor, as Ventimore opened the door, "I would rather be excused from giving an opinion.... Ah, here is Mr.

Ventimore himself."

Horace entered, to find himself confronted by Mr. Wackerbath, whose face was purple and whose white whiskers were bristling with rage. "So, sir!"

he began. "So, sir!----" and choked ignominiously.

"There appears to have been some misunderstanding, my dear Ventimore,"

explained Beevor, with a studious correctness which was only a shade less offensive than open triumph. "I think I"d better leave you and this gentleman to talk it over quietly."

"Quietly?" exclaimed Mr. Wackerbath, with an apoplectic snort; "_quietly!!_"

"I"ve no idea what you are so excited about, sir," said Horace. "Perhaps you will explain?"

"Explain!" Mr. Wackerbath gasped; "why--no, if I speak just now, I shall be ill: _you_ tell him," he added, waving a plump hand in Beevor"s direction.

"I"m not in possession of all the facts," said Beevor, smoothly; "but, so far as I can gather, this gentleman thinks that, considering the importance of the work he intrusted to your hands, you have given less time to it than he might have expected. As I have told him, that is a matter which does not concern me, and which he must discuss with you."

So saying, Beevor retired to his own room, and shut the door with the same irreproachable discretion, which conveyed that he was not in the least surprised, but was too much of a gentleman to show it.

"Well, Mr. Wackerbath," began Horace, when they were alone, "so you"re disappointed with the house?"

"Disappointed!" said Mr. Wackerbath, furiously. "I am disgusted, sir, disgusted!"

Horace"s heart sank lower still; had he deceived himself after all, then? Had he been nothing but a conceited fool, and--most galling thought of all--had Beevor judged him only too accurately? And yet, no, he could not believe it--he _knew_ his work was good!

"This is plain speaking with a vengeance," he said; "I"m sorry you"re dissatisfied. I did my best to carry out your instructions."

"Oh, you did?" sputtered Mr. Wackerbath. "That"s what you call--but go on, sir, _go_ on!"

"I got it done as quickly as possible," continued Horace, "because I understood you wished no time to be lost."

"No one can accuse you of dawdling over it. What I should like to know is how the devil you managed to get it done in the time?"

"I worked incessantly all day and every day," said Horace. "That"s how I managed it--and this is all the thanks I get for it!"

"Thanks?" Mr. Wackerbath well-nigh howled. "You--you insolent young charlatan; you expect thanks!"

"Now look here, Mr. Wackerbath," said Horace, whose own temper was getting a little frayed. "I"m not accustomed to being treated like this, and I don"t intend to submit to it. Just tell me--in as moderate language as you can command--what you object to?"

"I object to the whole d.a.m.ned thing, sir! I mean, I repudiate the entire concern. It"s the work of a raving lunatic--a place that no English gentleman, sir, with any self-respect or--ah!--consideration for his reputation and position in the county, could consent to occupy for a single hour!"

"Oh," said Horace, feeling deathly sick, "in that case it is useless, of course, to suggest any modifications."

"Absolutely!" said Mr. Wackerbath.

"Very well, then; there"s no more to be said," replied Horace. "You will have no difficulty in finding an architect who will be more successful in realising your intentions. Mr. Beevor, the gentleman you met just now," he added, with a touch of bitterness, "would probably be just your man. Of course I retire altogether. And really, if any one is the sufferer over this, I fancy it"s myself. I can"t see how you are any the worse."

"Not any the worse?" cried Mr. Wackerbath, "when the infernal place is built!"

"Built!" echoed Horace feebly.

"I tell you, sir, I saw it with my own eyes driving to the station this morning; my coachman and footman saw it; my wife saw it--d.a.m.n it, sir, we _all_ saw it!"

Then Horace understood. His indefatigable Jinnee had been at work again!

Of course, for Fakrash it must have been what he would term "the easiest of affairs"--especially after a glance at the plans (and Ventimore remembered that the Jinnee had surprised him at work upon them, and even requested to have them explained to him)--to dispense with contractors and bricklayers and carpenters, and construct the entire building in the course of a single night.

It was a generous and spirited action--but, particularly now that the original designs had been found faulty and rejected, it placed the unfortunate architect in a most invidious position.

"Well, sir," said Mr. Wackerbath, with elaborate irony, "I presume it is you whom I have to thank for improving my land by erecting this precious palace on it?"

"I--I----" began Horace, utterly broken down; and then he saw, with emotions that may be imagined, the Jinnee himself, in his green robes, standing immediately behind Mr. Wackerbath.

"Greeting to you," said Fakrash, coming forward with his smile of amiable cunning. "If I mistake not," he added, addressing the startled estate agent, who had jumped visibly, "thou art the merchant for whom my son here," and he laid a hand on Horace"s shrinking shoulder, "undertook to construct a mansion?"

"I am," said Mr. Wackerbath, in some mystification. "Have I the pleasure of addressing Mr. Ventimore, senior?"

"No, no," put in Horace; "no relation. He"s a sort of informal partner."

"Hast thou not found him an architect of divine gifts?" inquired the Jinnee, beaming with pride. "Is not the palace that he hath raised for thee by his transcendent accomplishments a marvel of beauty and stateliness, and one that Sultans might envy?"

"No, sir!" shouted the infuriated Mr. Wackerbath; "since you ask my opinion, it"s nothing of the sort! It"s a ridiculous tom-fool cross between the palm-house at Kew and the Brighton Pavilion! There"s no billiard-room, and not a decent bedroom in the house. I"ve been all over it, so I ought to know; and as for drainage, there isn"t a sign of it.

And he has the bra.s.s--ah, I should say, the unblushing effrontery--to call that a country house!"

Horace"s dismay was curiously shot with relief. The Jinnee, who was certainly very far from being a genius except by courtesy, had taken it upon himself to erect the palace according to his own notions of Arabian domestic luxury--and Horace, taught by bitter experience, could sympathise to some extent with his unfortunate client. On the other hand, it was balm to his smarting self-respect to find that it was not his own plans, after all, which had been found so preposterous; and, by some obscure mental process, which I do not propose to explain, he became reconciled, and almost grateful, to the officious Fakrash. And then, too, he was _his_ Jinnee, and Horace had no intention of letting him be bullied by an outsider.

"Let me explain, Mr. Wackerbath," he said. "Personally I"ve had nothing to do with this. This gentleman, wishing to spare me the trouble, has taken upon himself to build your house for you, without consulting either of us, and, from what I know of his powers in the direction, I"ve no doubt that--that it"s a devilish fine place, in its way. Anyhow, we make no charge for it--he presents it to you as a free gift. Why not accept it as such and make the best of it?"