The Colloquies of Erasmus

Chapter 10

_2. GILES, LEONARD._

_Gi._ Where is our Leonard a going?

_Le._ I was coming to you.

_Gi._ That you do but seldom.

_Le._ Why so?

_Gi._ Because you han"t been to see me this twelve Months.

_Le._ I had rather err on that Hand to be wanted, than to be tiresome.

_Gi._ I am never tired with the Company of a good Friend: Nay, the oftner you come the more welcome you are.

_Le._ But by the Way, how goes Matters at your House.

_Gi._ Why truly not many Things as I would have them.

_Le._ I don"t wonder at that, but is your Wife brought to Bed yet?

_Gi._ Ay, a great While ago, and had two at a Birth too.

_Le._ How, two at once!

_Gi._ "Tis as I tell you, and more than that she"s with Child again.

_Le._ That"s the Way to increase your Family.

_Gi._ Ay, but I wish Fortune would increase my Money as much as my Wife does my Family.

_Le._ Have you disposed of your Daughter yet?

_Gi._ No, not yet.

_Le._ I would have you consider if it be not hazardous to keep such a great Maid as she at Home, you should look out for a Husband for her.

_Gi._ There"s no Need of that, for she has Sweet-hearts enough already.

_Le._ But why then don"t you single out one for her, him that you like the best of them?

_Gi._ They are all so good that I can"t tell which to chuse: But my Daughter won"t hear of marrying.

_Le._ How say you! If I am not mistaken, she has been marriageable for some Time. She has been fit for a Husband a great While, ripe for Wedlock, ready for a Husband this great While.

_Gi._ Why not, she is above seventeen, she"s above two and twenty, she"s in her nineteenth Year, she"s above eighteen Years old.

_Le._ But why is she averse to Marriage?

_Gi._ She says she has a Mind to be married to Christ.

_Le._ In Truth he has a great many Brides. But is she married to an evil Genius that lives chastly with a Husband?

_Gi._ I don"t think so.

_Le._ How came that Whimsey into her Head?

_Gi._ I can"t tell, but there"s no persuading her out of it by all that can be said to her.

_Le._ You should take Care that there be no Tricksters that inveagle or draw her away.

_Gi._ I know these Kidnappers well enough, and I drive this Kind of Cattel as far from my House as I can.

_Le._ But what do you intend to do then? Do you intend to let her have her Humour?

_Gi._ No, I"ll prevent it if possible; I"ll try every Method to alter her Mind; but if she persists in it, I"ll not force her against her Will, lest I should be found to fight against G.o.d, or rather to fight against the Monks.

_Le._ Indeed you speak very religiously; but take Care to try her Constancy throughly, lest she should afterwards repent it, when it is too late.

_Gi._ I"ll do my utmost Endeavours.

_Le._ What Employment do your Sons follow?

_Gi._ The eldest has been married this good While, and will be a Father in a little Time; I have sent the youngest away to _Paris_, for he did nothing but play while he was here.

_Le._ Why did you send him thither?

_Gi._ That he might come back a greater Fool than he went.

_Le._ Don"t talk so.

_Gi._ The middlemost has lately enter"d into holy Orders.

_Le._ I wish "em all well.

3. _MOPSUS, DROMO._

_Mo._ How is it? What are you doing Dromo?

_Dr._ I"m sitting still.