_Ge._ Indeed I accept of your Excuse, but upon this Condition, that you don"t make use of it often. If Sickness has been the Occasion of your Absence, your Excuse is juster than I wish it had been; I"ll excuse you upon this Condition, that you make Amends for your Omission by Kindness, if you make up your past Neglect by your future frequent Visits.
_Sy._ You don"t esteem these common Formalities. Our Friendship is more firm than to need to be supported by such vulgar Ceremonies. He visits often enough that loves constantly.
_Ge._ A Mischief take those Inc.u.mbrances that have depriv"d us of your Company. I can"t tell what to wish for bad enough to those Affairs that have envy"d us the Company of so good a Friend. A Mischief take that Fever that hath tormented us so long with the Want of you. I wish that Fever may perish, so thou thyself wert but safe.
_Of Commanding and Promising._
_JAMES, SAPIDUS._
_Ja._ I pray you take a special Care of this Matter. I earnestly intreat you to take Care of this Affair. If you have any Respect for me, pray manage this Affair diligently. Pray be very careful in this Affair. Pray take a great Deal of Care about this Business for my Sake. If you are indeed the Man I always took you to be, let me see in this Concern what Esteem you have for me.
_Sa._ Say no more, I"ll dispatch this Affair for you, and that very shortly too. I can"t indeed warrant you what the Event shall be, but this I promise you, that neither Fidelity nor Industry shall be wanting in me. I will take more Care of it than if it were mine own Affair; tho"
indeed that which is my Friend"s I account as my own. I will so manage the Affair, that whatever is wanting, Care and Diligence shall not be wanting. Take you no Care about the Matter, I"ll do it for you. Do you be easy, I"ll take the Management of it upon myself. I am glad to have an Opportunity put into my Hand of shewing you my Respect. I do not promise you in Words, but I will in Reality perform whatsoever is to be expected from a real Friend, and one that heartily wishes you well. I won"t bring you into a Fool"s Paradise. I"ll do that which shall give you Occasion to say you trusted the Affair to a Friend.
_Success._
_Sa._ The Matter succeeded better than I could have expected. Fortune has favour"d both our Wishes. If Fortune had been your Wife she could not have been more observant to you. Your Affair went on bravely with Wind and Tide. Fortune has out-done our very Wishes. You must needs be a Favourite of Fortune, to whom all Things fall out just as you would have them. I have obtain"d more than I could presume to wish for. This Journey has been perform"d from Beginning to End with all the fortunate Circ.u.mstances imaginable. The whole Affair has fallen out according to our Wish. This Chance fell out happily for us. I think we have been lucky to Admiration, that what has been so imprudently enterpriz"d, has so happily succeeded.
_A giving one Thanks._
_Ja._ Indeed I thank you, and shall thank you heartily as long as I live for that good Service you have done me. I can scarce give you the Thanks you deserve, and shall never be able to make you Amends. I see how much I am oblig"d to you for your Kindness to me. Indeed I don"t wonder at it, for it is no new Thing, and in that I am the more oblig"d to you. My _Sapidus_ I do, and it is my Duty to love you heartily for your Kindness to me. In as much as in this Affair you have not acted the Part of a Courtier, I do, and always shall thank you. I respect you, and thank you, that you made my Affair your Care. You have oblig"d me very much by that Kindness of yours. It is a great Obligation upon me that you have manag"d my Concern with Fidelity. Of all your Kindnesses, which are indeed a great many, you have shew"d me none has oblig"d me more than this. I cannot possibly make you a Return according to your Merit Too much Ceremony between you and I is unnecessary, but that which is in my Power I"ll do. I"ll be thankful as long as I live. I confess myself highly oblig"d to you for your good Service. For this Kindness I owe you more than I am able to pay. By this good Office you have attach"d me to you so firmly, that I can never be able to disengage myself. You have laid me under so many and great Obligations, that I shall never be able to get out of your Debt. No Slave was ever so engag"d in Duty to his Master as you have engag"d me by this Office. You have by this good Turn brought me more into your Debt than ever I shall be able to pay. I am oblig"d to you upon many Accounts, but upon none more than upon this.
Thanks are due for common Kindness, but this is beyond the Power of Thanks to retaliate.
_The Answer._
_Sa._ Forbear these Compliments, the Friendship between you and I is greater than that we should thank one another for any Service done. I have not bestow"d this Kindness upon you, but only made a Return of it to you. I think the Amends is sufficiently made, if my most sedulous Endeavours are acceptable to you. There is no Reason you should thank me for repaying this small Kindness, for those uncommon Kindnesses I have so often receiv"d from you. Indeed I merit no Praise, but should have been the most ungrateful Man in the World if I had been wanting to my Friend. Whatsoever I have, and whatsoever I can do, you may call as much your own as any Thing that you have the best t.i.tle to. I look upon it as a Favour that you take my Service kindly. You pay so great an Acknowledgment to me for so small a Kindness, as tho" I did not owe you much greater. He serves himself that serves his Friend. He that serves a Friend does not give away his Service, but puts it out to Interest. If you approve of my Service, pray make frequent Use of it; then I shall think my Service is acceptable, if as often as you have Occasion for it you would not request but command it.
_OF RASH VOWS._
The ARGUMENT.
_This Colloquy treats chiefly of three Things, 1. Of the superst.i.tious Pilgrimages of some Persons to_ Jerusalem, _and other holy Places, under Pretence of Devotion. 2.
That Vows are not to be made rashly over a Pot of Ale: but that Time, Expence and Pains ought to be employ d otherwise, in such Matters as have a real Tendency to promote trite Piety. 3. Of the Insignificancy and Absurdity of Popish Indulgencies_.
ARNOLDUS, CORNELIUS.
_ARNOLDUS._ O! _Cornelius_, well met heartily, you have been lost this hundred Years.
_Co._ What my old Companion _Arnoldus_, the Man I long"d to see most of any Man in the World! G.o.d save you.
_Ar._ We all gave thee over for lost. But prithee where hast been rambling all this While?
_Co._ In t"other World.
_Ar._ Why truly a Body would think so by thy slovenly Dress, lean Carcase, and ghastly Phyz.
_Co._ Well, but I am just come from _Jerusalem_, not from the _Stygian_ Shades.
_Ar._ What Wind blew thee thither?
_Co._ What Wind blows a great many other Folks thither?
_Ar._ Why Folly, or else I am mistaken.
_Co._ However, I am not the only Fool in the World.
_Ar._ What did you hunt after there?
_Co._ Why Misery.
_Ar._ You might have found that nearer Home. But did you meet with any Thing worth seeing there?
_Co._ Why truly, to speak ingenuously, little or nothing. They shew us some certain Monuments of Antiquity, which I look upon to be most of "em Counterfeits, and meer Contrivances to bubble the Simple and Credulous.
I don"t think they know precisely the Place that _Jerusalem_ anciently stood in.
_Ar._ What did you see then?
_Co._ A great deal of Barbarity every where.
_Ar._ But I hope you are come back more holy than you went.
_Co._ No indeed, rather ten Times worse.
_Ar._ Well, but then you are richer?
_Co._ Nay, rather poorer than _Job_.
_Ar._ But don"t you repent you have taken so long a Journey to so little Purpose?
_Co._ No, nor I am not asham"d neither, I have so many Companions of my Folly to keep me in Countenance; and as for Repentance, it"s too late now.
_Ar._ What! do you get no Good then by so dangerous a Voyage?
_Co._ Yes, a great Deal.
_Ar._ What is it?