Chapter 1393: It’s Quite Delicious…
The other two tigers did not seem to have any intention of retreating. They cried out twice—something that no one else could understand.
However, Fangzheng understood what the two tigers meant. “Which b.a.s.t.a.r.d threw this? Did you see it?”
“I didn’t see it, I don’t know what kind of dog threw it! Find him and bite his b.u.t.t off!”
Upon hearing that, Fangzheng expressed his displeasure. Therefore, he silently turned his head to take a look.
Monkey, Salted Fish, and Squirrel had unknowingly prepared a pile of clay for him!
With enough ammunition, Fangzheng cracked his knuckles and chuckled. “Scolding This Penniless Monk? This Penniless Monk will let you have enough!”
At that moment, the two tigers were about to head forward again. However, things kept flying down from above as though it was raining!
The two tigers subconsciously looked up, but…
Slap! Slap! Slap!
The two tigers could not open their eyes. Their tiger faces seemed to be attacked by a torrential storm of fists. They fell to the ground on their backs. When the sh*t-throwing came to a pause, they crawled to their feet with a roar and ran without even turning their heads back. When they entered the forest, they reached out their heads and looked outside, only to see a lump of black thing flying towards them…
Piak!
Ouch!
The two tigers cried out in pain and completely disappeared into the forest.
“It’s Abbot Fangzheng! Look up the mountain!” At that moment, the tourists and villagers at the foot of the mountain finally noticed the source of the flying s.h.i.+t. When they looked up, they happened to see an eye-catching white figure standing on the mountain. Therefore, they recognized Fangzheng.
“Oh my G.o.d, as expected of Master. He really has unparalleled divine powers. He can even throw things to hit a tiger while standing on the mountain. The most important thing is to send them running without killing them. This control of strength is really amazing!”
“He also saved lives. Those few moves just now really saved lives!”
“That’s right. Master is merciful. In ancient times, he would be a hot-blooded hero.”
Everyone nodded their heads in praise. At this moment, someone asked, “What did Master throw? It looked quite powerful, but it scared the tigers away without harming them. I’ll go and study it.”
“Don’t go over, Ugh… There’s s.h.i.+t all across the street, Ugh…” Lame Ma covered his nose and ran back.
Everyone was dumbfounded when they heard that. They leaned over to take a closer look and immediately ran back in disgust. “Ugh…”
“Holy sh*t, could it be that Master threw it down? No wonder the tigers wanted to run away. He disgusted them!”
“I just want to know how Master picked up these feces and threw them down so accurately!”
“Too much information. I just want to know how Master managed to produce so much fresh s.h.i.+t in such a short period of time…”
“Can we not talk about s.h.i.+t? Ugh…”
…
Many people took photos of this scene and posted it online. Hence, a post became popular.
“Abbot Fangzheng throws s.h.i.+t down the mountain, sending three fierce tigers into retreat!”
Looking at all sorts of photos, there were also some scattered short videos. Countless people were discussing whether Fangzheng had used his hands to throw the s.h.i.+t or if he shat it.
“Cut it out. I guess even Master will find it disgusting to hold it with his hands. As for s.h.i.+tting it himself? Do you think he’s an elephant? How can he produce this much? More importantly, no matter how impressive he is, it’s impossible for him to s.h.i.+t out s.h.i.+t with the effects of a machine gun!”
…
No matter how much fuss everyone made, the main character was doing something else.
“Master, that’s awesome. You didn’t even head down, but you sent them all running!” Salted Fish hurriedly flattered.
Fangzheng chuckled. “I have many tricks up my sleeve. Let me show you this.”
As he spoke, Fangzheng picked up a piece of soil and weighed it in his hand.
At that moment, Lone Wolf ran up the mountain. From afar, he shouted, “Master, man! Those tigers are no good! They teamed up, and I couldn’t beat them alone! Quick, get your weapons and help me get revenge!”
Fangzheng rolled his eyes. This fellow had been beaten to the point of escaping with his tail between his legs! Had he not thought of the danger the village would be in with him running away?
Fangzheng shook his head slightly. He was extremely displeased with Lone Wolf’s act of deserting. Although he was no match, if Lone Wolf hadn’t left, he could easily have saved the people when the tigers entered the village. As for whether Lone Wolf would be in danger, he knew that this fellow would be fine! He survived the three tigers’ gank! However, he still escaped. If Fangzheng wasn’t around, someone would have died!
With this in mind, Fangzheng said, “Watch my new divine power carefully—Plastering your face with s.h.i.+t!”
As he spoke, Fangzheng waved his hand and the soil flew towards Lone Wolf!
When Lone Wolf saw this, he let out a chuckle. “Master, are you playing a game with me? To throw this thing from so far away? You can’t hit me. Watch me dodge!”
As he said that, Lone Wolf jumped to the side. He originally imagined that he could dodge it, but he saw the soil turn into a black lump in midair. Then, it automatically turned around and flew towards his smug dog face. With a smack, it plastered to his face!
Upon seeing this scene, Monkey, Squirrel, and Salted Fish shuddered. Salted Fish’s mouth gaped open as he mumbled. “Aiyah, Master, this move of yours is really disgusting. Don’t worry. I’ll be obedient in the future.”
Monkey pressed his palms together and said, “Master, I will definitely be the most obedient one.”
Squirrel raised his paws and shouted, “Master, I’m also very obedient. However, your move is really disgusting…”
Fangzheng also felt that the move was a little disgusting. He nodded and said, “It’s indeed disgusting. However, your Eldest Senior Brother did a terrible job this time. He did things without thinking, having not considered the pros and cons. He nearly caused a huge disaster. This can be considered a lesson for him.”
Monkey, Squirrel, and Salted Fish looked at Lone Wolf with pity. They thought to themselves, “This punishment sure is ruthless.”
At that moment, their eyes widened as they looked at Lone Wolf in disbelief!
Lone Wolf widened his mouth as he licked his face with his tongue. Then, his eyes lit up as he quickly licked everything off his face. Then, he beamed with joy as he ran over. “Master, what did you throw just now? Why is it so delicious? Is the new food produced by One Finger Monastery? Do you have any more? Let me have another!”
Upon hearing that, Monkey, Squirrel, and Salted Fish turned around silently. “Ugh…”
When Fangzheng saw Lone Wolf’s excited look, he recalled that a dog loved eating s.h.i.+t. He never expected Lone Wolf to have such tastes. He had not expected it! He held back his nausea and said, “That’s s.h.i.+t…”
Lone Wolf said excitedly, “So our new food is s.h.i.+t. What kind of s.h.i.+t is this… Uh… s.h.i.+t… s.h.i.+t? s.h.i.+t! Ugh…”
Fangzheng looked at the four fellows who were throwing up. He shook his head slightly and said, “Continue vomiting. I’ll head down the mountain to take a look. The tigers won’t come to the village for no reason. There are many species in Mt. Tongtian range. Just the wild boars alone are enough to fill their mouths with oil. There’s no need for them to take the risk.”