Chapter 1244: This Clown Is an Ally?

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

After Eccentric issued the request, he knew that he had messed things up. He had no hope of the friend request being accepted.

And the outcome was that the request was accepted…

Fangzheng was boiling with anger. He had nowhere to vent his anger when someone came to him picking a fight. Having found a punching bag to vent his anger, Fangzheng accepted the request without another word!

After adding, Fangzheng regretted it. He couldn’t curse! By adding him, he was only bringing abuse onto himself…

Eccentric had already given up hope when he saw the request accepted!

Eccentric immediately laughed maniacally. “Wow! F**k! This stupid monk actually has such tastes! He’s s.a.d.i.s.tic to himself. He needs to be cursed!”

Hence, Eccentric immediately typed: “Fangzheng, you darn bald monk. How dare you provoke us Red Fiends? Are you not dead yet?”

When Fangzheng saw that it was Red Fiend, he p.r.i.c.ked up his brows and said, “You are from Red Fiend?”

Eccentric said, “In the fles.h.!.+ I’m White s.h.i.+rt!”

Eccentric read out whatever he typed.

White s.h.i.+rt’s eyes nearly popped out from his sockets when he heard that. He glared at Eccentric angrily. This b.a.s.t.a.r.d was going to kill him!

Eccentric chuckled at him. “Don’t be agitated. Since you’ve already been exposed, it’s fine if I use your name, right?”

Fangzheng looked at the text and felt that something was amiss.

He hadn’t interacted much with White s.h.i.+rt, but Fangzheng had experienced White s.h.i.+rt’s scheming mind. He was scheming and he laid plenty of traps. If not for Fangzheng’s divine powers, he probably wouldn’t have been able to beat White s.h.i.+rt when it came to scheming.

When White s.h.i.+rt pretended to represent the United Nations, he acted like a fool perfectly.

However, in the chat later, White s.h.i.+rt displayed a calm, quick-witted and vicious character. How could a person like him be so silly to curse?

Moreover, he already had White s.h.i.+rt as a friend on WeChat, so there was no need for him to go through the effort to add him again.

However, Fangzheng immediately shook his head and mumbled, “Who cares who he is. Since he’s from Red Fiend, there’s nothing wrong to pin all the faults on White s.h.i.+rt. From the looks of it, he hasn’t had enough births. Time to give him a nice gift!”

As soon as the words left his mouth, White s.h.i.+rt, who was initially angry, suddenly felt his stomach ache again. He could not help but curse, “Eccentric, f*ck your grandma!”

Eccentric looked at White s.h.i.+rt’s bulging stomach and quickly stood up. “Heavens, what a fast reaction. You have such a high birth rate. What do you eat? Don’t be agitated. Don’t use too much strength. Take it slow. I’ll help you tell Fangzheng that you’re going to f**k his grandma.”

With that said, Eccentric said, “I, White s.h.i.+rt, am going to f**k your grandma!”

When Fangzheng saw this, he realized that there was really someone who wasn’t afraid of death! Therefore Fangzheng grunted coldly. “I’ll let you have a good time!”

Then, Fangzheng asked: “Child, have you played with balloons before?”

Eccentric was stunned. He asked White s.h.i.+rt, “Have you played with balloons before?”

White s.h.i.+rt looked at his belly getting bigger and bigger as he shouted, “To h.e.l.l with your mother’s balloon! Doctor, doctor! I’m going to give birth!”

The doctor outside was already on tenterhooks. He was afraid of being blown up, so when he heard White s.h.i.+rt call out again, he immediately put on his gas mask and rushed in.

The doctor glanced at the ultrasound scan and was stunned. “It’s not a bomb this time!”

Eccentric subconsciously asked, “Could it be a balloon?”

White s.h.i.+rt angrily said, “Get lost!”

The doctor said in surprise, “How did you know that it was a balloon?”

White s.h.i.+rt: “It’s really a balloon? How… how is that possible?”

The doctor held the gas mask and said, “Although I can’t believe it, the thing inside really looks like a balloon.”

Eccentric immediately came over. Looking at the blank expression in White s.h.i.+rt’s eyes, he said, “I have to remind you that if you use too much force, a balloon will explode.”

White s.h.i.+rt glared angrily at Eccentric and roared, “You, get lost!”

Eccentric smacked his lips and said, “Look, I was kind enough to remind you, but you neglected my well intentions. Sigh, it’s so hard to be a good person… Remember, keep your a.s.shole tight. Don’t squeeze it. Otherwise, when it explodes, you’ll be in for a swell time. Also, who knows what’s inside? What if it’s also a chili pepper?”

After saying that, Eccentric left.

Although White s.h.i.+rt really wanted to curse, he still forcefully clenched his a.s.shole, lest the balloon really burst.

The doctor was also put in a difficult position. He said, “White s.h.i.+rt, although I’ve been working here for more than thirty years, delivering a balloon is really a challenge to be honest. If it explodes, can you promise that you won’t be angry?”

White s.h.i.+rt stared angrily at him as he enunciated one word after another. “If it explodes, I’ll kill you.”

The doctor shrugged and said, “Then hold it in. I’ll go out and take a breather.”

White s.h.i.+rt: “You…”

At this moment, Eccentric returned again. He waved a water balloon and a needle right in front of White s.h.i.+rt.

White s.h.i.+rt asked in panic, “What are you doing?”

Eccentric said, “White s.h.i.+rt, after so many years as friends, I can’t let you be so muddle-headed to have someone blast open your a.s.shole.”

White s.h.i.+rt asked, “What are you trying to do?”

Eccentric said, “I’ve already said that after so many years as friends, I can’t let you be so muddle-headed to have someone blast open your a.s.shole. That’s why I’m going to let you understand what it’s like to have your a.s.shole blast open. Look, this is a balloon. If you give birth, the consequences will be like this…”

With that said, Eccentric stabbed with a needle, causing the water balloon to explode with a loud bang. A large blob of water splashed into White s.h.i.+rt’s face. White s.h.i.+rt felt his face chill before his body trembled. He loosened the clenching of his a.s.shole and the balloon slid down. With a crisp sound, a ball of red gas spurted out from his a.s.s…

Eccentric turned around and ran. Behind him, White s.h.i.+rt felt his abdomen burn with pain as he cried out, “Eccentric, I’ll f**k your grandma! When I recover, I’ll kill you! I’ll kill you!”

The doctor was smoking at the door. When he saw Eccentric walk out, he asked, “How’s the situation inside?”

Eccentric spread out his hands and said, “He’s gone mad. Completely mad. This child is hopeless. Let’s go in again after the smell disperses.”

The doctor nodded. “Alright.”

At that moment, Cyan s.h.i.+rt came over. Seeing Eccentric and the doctor smoking outside, he asked, “Eccentric, why aren’t you looking for Fangzheng? What are you doing here?”

The doctor nodded as a greeting. A doctor’s status here wasn’t low. This was because this hospital was not owned by the Red Fiends, but belonged to the real owner of this place, the General.

The doctor had a very high status here, so they didn’t need to be subservient in any way.

Although Eccentric’s rank was lower than White s.h.i.+rt and Cyan s.h.i.+rt, he did not seem to realize it at all. He took a deep puff and said, “It’s nothing. I needed to understand that monk before heading over, so I had a chat with him.”

“How is he now?” Cyan s.h.i.+rt asked.

Just as the doctor was about to speak, Eccentric immediately said, “It’s pretty good. Go in and take a look. There’s something growing from his b.u.t.t. It’s quite disgusting.”

Cyan s.h.i.+rt frowned. He opened the door and took a look inside. The chili pepper powder inside had already landed on the ground. Although it was a little pungent, it wasn’t as bad as before.