Chapter 1255: Let Master Take You on a Joyride

Translator: Atlas Studios Editor: Atlas Studios

Eccentric was dumbfounded. “Master, why didn’t you use the better method if you had one?”

Fangzheng smiled. “You have worked so hard for so many years to go undercover. I was afraid you couldn’t take the blow.” Fangzheng was really trying to be considerate. Eccentric had worked so hard for so many years and suffered all kinds of hards.h.i.+p, but if he were to realize that all his hard work was just a breeze for Fangzheng, that blow… Fangzheng couldn’t bear to deliver that blow to him.

Eccentric pursed his lips and said, “How is that possible? I have nerves of steel! No, I have to go with you. I want to see what you can do that’s more effective than my plan.”

Fangzheng asked with a smile, “Are you sure you want to go?”

Eccentric furiously nodded. “I have to go!”

Fangzheng said, “Then come along. If you suffer a blow, don’t blame This Penniless Monk for not warning you.”

Eccentric said, “I, Eccentric, have nerves of steel. I’m not afraid!”

…

Then, the two of them set off. Eccentric followed behind Fangzheng as he swaggered into Nachai’s military camp and then his grand living quarters. Then, Fangzheng’s head instantly blushed. This was his first time he regretted rus.h.i.+ng into someone else’s bedroom.

On the huge bed, a naked man and a woman were entangled together in the act.

Fangzheng immediately turned his head and grumbled, “It’s broad daylight. What didn’t they lock the door when doing this!”

Eccentric chuckled and said, “I think it’s not bad. It’s quite exciting. Master, aren’t you taking a second look? This is a live broadcast.”

Fangzheng glared at Eccentric and, with a wave of his hand, he dispelled A Golden Millet Dream.

“Who is it?” Nachai, who was having fun in bed while waiting for news from the front line, suddenly got up. At the same time, he pulled out a gun from under his pillow. Clearly, although he was messing around, he had never let down his guard.

At the same time, the woman quickly hid under the blanket. She was stark naked and she looked at the two people in front of her in a panic.

Eccentric looked unkempt. He had a beard and a depressed look in his eyes. If he were in a large city, he might be able to charm quite a number of girls. However, in a place like this, he clearly had no advantage…

The beauty’s gaze immediately s.h.i.+fted to the young monk in white. He was extremely handsome but his face was flushed red. When she saw his shy look, the woman immediately pursed her lips and smiled. It was as though she had discovered a new continent. She raised her willowy eyebrows at Fangzheng as though she was saying, “Come on, sweetie.”

Fangzheng’s face turned even redder at the sight of the teasing. He patted Eccentric on the shoulder and said, “Wukong, finish that demoness.”

Eccentric was taken aback. Then he looked at the woman before looking at Fangzheng. He said with a chuckle, “Haha… Master, so you have times when you’re afraid. Watch me…”

Seeing the two of them treating him like air, Nachai was instantly enraged. He stood up and shouted loudly, “Do you have a death wish?”

The moment he stood up, Fangzheng waved his hand and everyone felt the ground tremble. Following that, the sound of chains and bones cracking could be heard. A door was slowly pulled up by the white bone chains!

“Oh my G.o.d, what the h.e.l.l is this?” Nachai exclaimed in surprise. He jumped off the bed and pushed open the windows in a bid to run!

However, the skeleton at the door suddenly turned around and grabbed Nachai. No matter how he shot at the skeleton, the bullets ricocheted like they had hit hardy steel plates. They didn’t leave a mark!

The skeleton threw him into the Door to h.e.l.l before sweeping its gaze over Fangzheng, Eccentric, and the woman.

Apart from Fangzheng, Eccentric and the woman trembled. They had negative karma on them, so they would instinctively feel fear in the face of the skeleton. Furthermore, the scene in front of them was beyond imagination. It was impossible for them not to be afraid.

Eventually, the skeleton returned to the door and turned into a picture. The door slowly sank down and disappeared.

“Gulp!”

Eccentric swallowed hard and asked, “What was that just now?”

“The Door to h.e.l.l.”

Eccentric s.h.i.+vered and asked, “Is there really h.e.l.l in this world?”

Fangzheng smiled without a word.

When Eccentric saw this, he thought that Fang Zheng was admitting to it. When he thought about being punished in h.e.l.l for the sins committed, he quickly chanted, “Thankfully, I’m a good person…”

Fangzheng smiled when he saw this. This was what he wanted.

h.e.l.l in this world was like a guillotine hanging above one’s head. When people did bad things, they had to consider the comeuppance they would receive when they went to h.e.l.l after they died. This way, it could subtly deter bad people and reduce the committing of sins.

Of course, this wasn’t because he was trying to scare Eccentric, but to scare someone else.

The woman saw with her own eyes that Nachai had been thrown into h.e.l.l. She was completely dumbfounded. How could she have the mood to tease Fangzheng? She only felt that the monk in front of her was a devil. He was too terrifying!

“Female Patron, don’t be afraid. This Penniless Monk has no ill intentions. Put on your clothes first. This Penniless Monk wishes a favor from you,” said Fangzheng.

When the woman heard that, she lifted the blanket and put on her clothes.

Fangzheng hurriedly turned around. Eccentric’s eyes widened as he mumbled. “Master, don’t worry. I’ll keep an eye on her. She can forget about doing anything out of line under my nose. I guarantee that I won’t give her any opportunities! There’s no need to be surprised. I’m just that dedicated.”

Fangzheng: “…”

The woman did not shy away. Or rather, she did not care.

The woman put on her clothes. Eccentric couldn’t help but ask, “You’re Nachai’s woman?”

The woman shook her head. “No. He gave me money and I waited on him. It’s that simple. But this time, I guess there won’t be any money.”

When Fangzheng heard that, his face turned red again. He was quite embarra.s.sed for affecting her business.

The woman said, “Master, what do you want me to do?”

Fangzheng said, “Prove that nothing happened today.”

The woman was stunned. “What?”

Eccentric was also dumbfounded. He did not understand what Fangzheng meant. Hence, he asked, “Master, do you plan on producing a fake Nachai?”

Fangzheng shook his head. “Of course not. This Penniless Monk said before that you shouldn’t have come.”

Eccentric curled his lips and said, “Since I’m already here, there’s no need to say anything. Master, use whatever you got. There’s no need to consider me!”

Fangzheng nodded to express his understanding. Then, his heart stirred as he increased the time ratio in h.e.l.l and the time of the world. One second in the world was an innumerable number of years underground…

In any case, a few minutes later, Fangzheng waved his hand and the Door to h.e.l.l appeared again.

Eccentric and the woman retreated in fright, afraid that the skeleton would grab them and throw them in.

When the door opened, the skeleton grabbed a person and yanked him out, throwing him to the ground!

The moment the person landed, he wailed and begged, “I was wrong, I was really wrong! I won’t do anything bad in the future again. Let me out… It’s fine even if I die…”