ON CARTHY"S TRANSLATION OF LONGINUS
High as Longinus to the stars ascends, So deeply Carthy to the centre tends.
RATIO INTER LONGINUM ET CARTHIUM COMPUTATA
Aethereas quantum Longinus surgit in auras, Carthius en tantum ad Tartara tendit iter.
ON THE SAME
What Midas touch"d became true gold, but then, Gold becomes lead touch"d lightly by thy pen.
CARTHY KNOCKED OUT SOME TEETH FROM HIS NEWS-BOY
For saying he could not live by the profits of Carthy"s works, as they did not sell.
I must confess that I was somewhat warm, I broke his teeth, but where"s the mighty harm?
My work he said could ne"er afford him meat, And teeth are useless where there"s nought to eat!
TO CARTHY On his sending about specimens to force people to subscribe to his Longinus.
Thus vagrant beggars, to extort By charity a mean support, Their sores and putrid ulcers show, And shock our sense till we bestow.
TO CARTHY On his accusing Mr. Dunkin for not publishing his book of Poems.
How different from thine is Dunkin"s lot!
Thou"rt curst for publishing, and he for not.
ON CARTHY"S PUBLISHING SEVERAL LAMPOONS, UNDER THE NAMES OF INFAMOUS POETASTERS
So witches bent on bad pursuits, a.s.sume the shapes of filthy brutes.
TO CARTHY
Thy labours, Carthy, long conceal"d from light, Piled in a garret, charm"d the author"s sight, But forced from their retirement into day, The tender embryos half unknown decay; Thus lamps which burn"d in tombs with silent glare, Expire when first exposed to open air.
TO CARTHY, ATTRIBUTING SOME PERFORMANCES TO MR. DUNKIN
From the Gentleman"s London Magazine for January.
My lines to him you give; to speak your due, "Tis what no man alive will say of you.
Your works are like old Jacob"s speckled goats, Known by the verse, yet better by the notes.
Pope"s essays upon some for Young"s may pa.s.s, But all distinguish thy dull leaden ma.s.s; So green in different lights may pa.s.s for blue, But what"s dyed black will take no other hue.
UPON CARTHY"S THREATENING TO TRANSLATE PINDAR
You have undone Horace,--what should hinder Thy Muse from falling upon Pindar?
But ere you mount his fiery steed, Beware, O Bard, how you proceed:-- For should you give him once the reins, High up in air he"ll turn your brains; And if you should his fury check, "Tis ten to one he breaks your neck.
DR. SWIFT WROTE THE FOLLOWING EPIGRAM
On one Delacourt"s complimenting Carthy on his Poetry
Carthy, you say, writes well--his genius true, You p.a.w.n your word for him--he"ll vouch for you.
So two poor knaves, who find their credit fail, To cheat the world, become each other"s bail.
POETICAL EPISTLE TO DR. SHERIDAN
Some ancient authors wisely write, That he who drinks will wake at night, Will never fail to lose his rest, And feel a streightness in his chest; A streightness in a double sense, A streightness both of breath and pence: Physicians say, it is but reasonable, He that comes home at hour unseasonable, (Besides a fall and broken shins, Those smaller judgments for his sins;) If, when he goes to bed, he meets A teasing wife between the sheets, "Tis six to five he"ll never sleep, But rave and toss till morning peep.
Yet harmless Betty must be blamed Because you feel your lungs inflamed But if you would not get a fever, You never must one moment leave her.
This comes of all your drunken tricks, Your Parry"s and your brace of d.i.c.ks; Your hunting Helsham in his laboratory Too, was the time you saw that Drab lac a Pery But like the prelate who lives yonder-a, And always cries he is like Ca.s.sandra; I always told you, Mr. Sheridan, If once this company you were rid on, Frequented honest folk, and very few, You"d live till all your friends were weary of you.
But if rack punch you still would swallow, I then forewarn"d you what would follow.
Are the Deanery sober hours?
Be witness for me all ye powers.
The cloth is laid at eight, and then We sit till half an hour past ten; One bottle well might serve for three If Mrs. Robinson drank like me.
Ask how I fret when she has beckon"d To Robert to bring up a second; I hate to have it in my sight, And drink my share in perfect spite.
If Robin brings the ladies word, The coach is come, I "scape a third; If not, why then I fall a-talking How sweet a night it is for walking; For in all conscience, were my treasure able, I"d think a quart a-piece unreasonable; It strikes eleven,--get out of doors.-- This is my constant farewell Yours, J. S.
October 18, 1724, nine in the morning.
You had best hap yourself up in a chair, and dine with me than with the provost.
LINES WRITTEN ON A WINDOW[1] IN THE EPISCOPAL PALACE AT KILMORE
Resolve me this, ye happy dead, Who"ve lain some hundred years in bed, From every persecution free That in this wretched life we see; Would ye resume a second birth, And choose once more to live on earth?
[Footnote 1: Soon after Swift"s acquaintance with Dr. Sheridan, they pa.s.sed some days together at the episcopal palace in the diocess of Kilmore. When Swift was gone, it was discovered that he had written the following lines on one of the windows which look into the church-yard. In the year 1780, the late Archdeacon Caulfield wrote some lines in answer to both. The pane was taken down by Dr. Jones, Bishop of Kilmore, but it has been since restored.--_Scott._]
DR. SHERIDAN WROTE UNDERNEATH THE FOLLOWING LINES