Well Al Alc.o.c.k is a pretty wise bird and a fine boy to if you know how to take him and he seen right off what I was getting at in my article and its true Al that the 2 games is like the other and quick thinking is what wins in both of them. But I am not looking for no staff job that you don"t half to go up in the trenchs and fight but just lay around in some office somewheres and stick pins in a map while the rest of the boys is sticking bayonets in the Dutchmen"s maps so I hope they don"t none of the gens. see what I wrote because I come over here to fight and be a soldier and carry a riffle instead of a pin cushion.
But it don"t hurt nothing for me to give them a few hints once in a wile about useing their brains if they have got them and if I can do any good with my articles in the papers why I would just as leaf wear my fingers to the bone writeing them up.
Your pal, JACK.
_Somewheres in France, March 13._
FRIEND AL: Well Al I bet you will pretty near fall over in a swoon when you read what I have got to tell you. Before you get this letter you will probably all ready of got a coppy of the paper I told you about because it come out the day before yesterday and I sent you a coppy with my article in it only they cut a part of it out on acct. of not haveing enough s.p.a.ce for all of it but they left the best part of it in.
Well Al somebody must of a sent a coppy to Gen. Pershing and marked up what I wrote up so as he would be sure and see it and probably one of the officers done it. Well that"s either here or there but this afternoon when we come in they was a letter for me and who do you think it was from Al.
Well you can"t never even begin to guess so I will tell you. It was from Gen. Pershing Al and it come from Paris where he is at and I have got it here laying on the table and I would send it to you to look at only I wouldn"t take no chances of looseing it and I don"t mean you wouldn"t be carefull of it Al but of course the mail has got to go across the old pond and if the Dutchmens periscoped the boat the letter was on it it would be good night letter and a letter like this here is something to be proud of and hold onto it and keep it for little Al till he grows up big enough to appreciate it. But they"s nothing to prevent me from copping down the letter so as you can read what it says and here it is.
PRIVATE KEEFE,
_Dear Sir_: My attention was called today to an article written by you in your regimental paper under the t.i.tle War and Baseball: Two Games Where Brains Wins. In this article you state that our generals would be better able to accomplish their task if they had enjoyed the benefits of strategic training in baseball. I have always been a great admirer of the national game of baseball and I heartily agree with what you say. But unfortunately only a few of us ever possessed the ability to play your game and the few never were proficient enough to play it professionally. Therefore the general staff is obliged to blunder along without that capacity for quick thinking which is acquired only on the baseball field.
But I believe in making use of all the talent in my army, even among the rank and file. Therefore I respectfully ask whether you think some of your baseball secrets would be of strategic value to us in the prosecution of this war and if so whether you would be willing to provide us with the same.
If it is not too much trouble, I would be pleased to hear from you along these lines, and if you have any suggestion to make regarding a campaign against our enemy, either offensive or defensive, I would be pleased to have you outline it in a letter to me.
By the way I note with pleasure that our first names are the same. It makes a sort of bond between us which I trust will be further cemented if you can be of a.s.sistance to me in my task.
I shall eagerly await your reply. Sincerely,
BLACK JACK PERSHING,
Folies Bergere, Paris, France.
That is the letter I got from him Al and I"ll say its some letter and I bet if some of these smart alex officers seen it it would reduce some of the swelling in their chest but I consider the letter confidential Al and I haven"t showed it to n.o.body only 3 or 4 of my buddys and I showed it to Johnny Alc.o.c.k and he popped his eyes out so far you could of snipped them off with a shears. And he said it was a cinch that Pershing realy wrote it on acct. of him signing it Black Jack Pershing and they wouldn"t n.o.body else sign it that way because it was a private nickname between he and some of his friends and they wouldn"t n.o.body else know about it.
So then he asked was I going to answer the letter and I said of course I was and he says well I better take a whole lot of pains with my answer and study up the situation before I wrote it and put some good idears in it and if my letters made a hit with Gen. Pershing the next thing you know he would probably summons me to Paris and maybe stick me on the war board so as all I would half to do would be figure up plans of attacks and etc. and not half to go up in the trenchs and wrist my life and probably get splattered all over France.
So I said "Well I am not looking for no excuse to get out of the trenchs but its just the other way and I am nuts to get in them." So he says "You must be." But he showed me where it would be a great experience to set in at them meetings even if I didn"t have much to say and just set there and listen and hear their plans and what"s comeing off and besides I would get a chance to see something of Paris and it don"t look like none of us only the officers would be give leave to go there but of course I would go if Black Jack wanted me and after all Al I am here to give Uncle Sam the best I have got and if I can serve the stars and strips better by sticking pins in a map then getting in the trenchs why all right and it takes more than common soldiers to win a war and if I am more use to them as a kind of adviser instead of carrying a bayonet why I will sacrifice my own feelings for the good of the cause like I often done in baseball.
But they"s another thing Alc.o.c.k told me Al and that is that the war board they have got has got gens. on it from all the different countrys like the U. S. and England and France and Spain and of course they are more French gens. than anything else on acct. of the war being here in France so probably they do some of their talking in French and Alc.o.c.k says if he was I he would get busy and try and learn enough French so as I could make myself understood when I had something to say and of course they probably won"t nothing come out of it all but still and all I always says its best to be ready for whatever comes off and if the U. S. had of been ready for this war I wouldn"t be setting here writeing this letter now but I would be takeing a plunge in one of them Berlin brewry vats.
Any way I have all ready picked enough French so as I can talk it pretty good and I would be O. K. if I could understand it when they are talking it off but to hear them talk it off you would think they seen their dinner at the end of the sentence.
Well Al I will tell you how things comes out and I hope Black Jack will forget all about it and lay off me so as I can get into the real fighting instead of standing in front of a map all the wile like a school teacher or something and I all most wished I hadn"t never wrote that article and then of course the idear wouldn"t of never came to Black Jack that I could help him but if he does take me on his staff it will be some pair of Jacks eh Al and enough to open the pot and if the Germans is sucker enough to stay in they will get their whiskers cinched.
Your pal, JACK.
_Somewheres in France, March 14._
FRIEND AL: Well this is the second letter I have wrote today and the other one is to Gen. Pershing and I have still got the letter here yet Al and I will coppy it down and tell you what I wrote to him.
GEN. JACK PERSHING,
Care Folies Bergere, Paris, France.
_Dear Gen_: You can bet I was supprised to get a letter from you and when I wrote that article I didn"t have no idear that they would something come out of it. Well Gen. I come into the army expecting to fight and lay down my life if nessary and I am not one of the kind that are looking for an out and trying to hide behind a desk or something because I am afraid to go into the trenchs but I guess if you know something about baseball you won"t accuse me from not having the old nerve because they can"t no man hold onto a job in the big leagues unless a man is fearless and does their best work under fire and especially a pitcher. But if you figure that I can serve old glory better some other way then in the rank and files I am willing to sacrifice myself like I often done in baseball. Anything to win Gen. is the way I look at it.
You asked me in your letter did I think some of my idears would help out well gen. a man don"t like to sound like they was bragging themself up but this isn"t no time for monking and I guess you want the truth. Well gen. I don"t know much about running a army and their plans but stragety is the same if its on the battle field or the baseball diamond you might say and it just means how can we beat them and I often say that the men that can use their brains will win any kind of a game except maybe some college w.i.l.l.y boy game like football or bridge whist.
Well gen. without no bragging myself up I learned a whole lot about stragety on the baseball field and I think I could help you in a good many ways but before I tried to tell you how to do something I would half to know what you was trying to do and of course I know you can"t tell me in a letter on acct. of the censors and of course they are Americans to but they"s a whole lot of the boys that don"t mean no harm but they are gabby and can"t keep their mouth shut and who knows who would get a hold of it and for the same reason I don"t feel like I should give you any of my idears by mail but if I could just see you and we could have a little talk and talk things over but I don"t suppose they"s any chance of that unless I could get leave off to run down to Paris for a wile and meet you somewheres but they won"t give us no leave to go to Paris but of course a letter from you that I could show it to Capt. Seeley would fix it up and no questions asked.
So I guess I better wait till I hear from you along these lines and in the mean wile I will be thinking the situation over and see what I can think up and I all ready got some idears that I feel like they would work out O. K.
and I hope I will get a chance in the near future to have a little chat with you.
I note what you say about our name being both Jack and I was thinking to myself that lots of times in a poker game a pair of jacks is enough to win and maybe it will be the same way in the war game and any way I guess the 2 of us could put up a good bluff and bet them just as if we had them. Eh gen?
Respy, JACK KEEFE.
That"s what I wrote to him Al and he will get it some time tomorrow or the next day and I should ought to hear from him back right away and I hope he will take my hint and leave me stay here with my regt. where I can see some real action. But if he summonses me I will go Al and not whine about getting a raw deal.
Well I happened to drop into a estaminet here yesterday and that"s kind of a store where a man can buy stuff to take along with him or you can get a cup of coffee or pretty near anything and they was a girl on the job in there and she smiled when I come in and I smiled at her back and she seen I was American so she begin talking to me in English only she has got some brogue and its hard to make it out what she is trying to get at. Well we talked a wile and all of a sudden the idear come to me that I and her could hit it off and both do the other some good by her learning me French and I could learn her English and so I sprung it on her and she was tickled to death and we called it a bargain and tomorrow we are going to have our first lessons and how is that Al for a bargain when I can pick up French without it costing me a nickle and of course they won"t be only time for I or 2 lessons before I hear from Black Jack but I can learn a whole lot in 2 lessons if she will tend to business but the way she smiled at me when I come out and the looks she give me I am afraid if she seen much of me it would be good night so I will half to show her I won"t stand for no foolishness because I had enough flirtations Al and the next woman that looks X eyed at me will catch her death of cold.
Your pal, JACK.
[Ill.u.s.tration: She smiled when I came in and I smiled back at her back]
_Somewheres in France, March 16._
FRIEND AL: Well old pal it looks like they wouldn"t be no front line trenchs for this baby and what I am getting at is that the word was past around today that Black Jack himself is comeing and they isn"t no faulse alarm about it because Capt. Seeley told us himself and said Gen. Pershing would be here in a day or 2 to overlook us and he wanted that everybody should look their best and keep themself looking neat and clean and clean up all the billets and etc. because that was what Gen. Pershing was comeing to see, how we look and how we are getting along and etc.
Well Al that"s what Capt. Seeley said but between you and I they"s another reason why he is comeing and I guess he figures they will be a better chance to talk things over down here then if I was to go to Paris and I am not the only one that knows why he is comeing because after supper Alc.o.c.k called me over to I side and congratulated me and said it looked like I was in soft.
Well I will be ready for him when he comes and I will be ready to pack up and blow out of here at a minute"s notice and I can"t help from wondring what some of these smart alex officers will say when they see what"s comeing off. So this won"t be only a short letter Al because I have got a lot to do to get ready and what I am going to do is write down some of my idears so as I can read them off to him when he comes and if I didn"t have them wrote down I might maybe get nervous when I seen him and maybe forget what I got to say because the boys says he"s a tough bird for a man to see for the first time till you get to know him and he acts like he was going to eat you alive but he"s a whole lot like a dog when you get to know him and his bark is worse then a bite.
Well Al how is that for news and I guess you will be prouder then ever of your old pal before this business gets over with and I would feel pretty good with everything breaking so good only I am getting worred about Ernestine that little French gal in the estaminet and I wished now I hadn"t never seen her or made no bargain with her and I didn"t do it so much for what I could learn off of her but these French gals Al has had a tough time of it and if a man can bring a little sunshine into their life he wouldn"t be a man unless he done it. So I was just trying to be a good fellow and here is what I get for it because I caught her today Al with that look in her eye that I seen in so many of them and I know what it means and I guess about the best thing for me to do is run away from Gen. Pershing and go over the top or something and leave the boshs shoot my nose off or mess me up some way and then maybe I won"t get pestered to death every time I try and be kind to some little gal.
I guess the French lessons will half to be cut out because it wouldn"t be square to leave her see me again and it would be different if I could tell her I am married but I don"t know the French terms for it and besides it don"t seem to make no difference to some of them and the way they act you would think a wife was just something that come out on you like a sty and the best way to do was just to forget it.
Well Al as I say I caught her looking at me like it was breaking her heart and I wouldn"t be supprised if she cried after I come away, but what can a man do about it Al and I have got a good notion to wear my gas mask everywhere I go and then maybe I will have a little peace once in a wile.
I must close now for this time and get busy on some idears so as Black Jack won"t catch me flat footed but I guess they"s no danger of that eh Al?
Your pal, JACK.