"Couldn"t you be mistaken about this?" asked Mr. Lincoln. "What time did you see it?"
"Between nine and ten o"clock that night."
"Are you certain that you saw the prisoner strike the blow?--Be careful--remember--you are under oath!"
"I am sure. There is no doubt about it."
"But wasn"t it dark at that hour?"
"No, the moon was shining bright."
"Then you say there was a moon and it was not dark."
"Yes, it was light enough for me to see him hit Metzker on the head."
"Now I want you to be very careful. I understand you to say the murder was committed about half past nine o"clock, and there was a bright moon at the time?"
"Yes, sir," said the witness positively.
"Very well. That is all."
Then Lawyer Lincoln produced an almanac showing that there was no moon that night till the early hours of the morning.
"This witness has perjured himself," he said, "and his whole story is a lie."
"Duff" Armstrong was promptly acquitted. The tears of that widowed mother and the grat.i.tude of the boy he had rocked were the best sort of pay to Lawyer Lincoln for an act of kindness and life-saving.
"JUST WHAT"S THE MATTER WITH THE WHOLE WORLD!"
A Springfield neighbor used to say that it was almost a habit with Mr.
Lincoln to carry his children about on his shoulders. Indeed, the man said he seldom saw the tall lawyer go by without one or both boys perched on high or tugging at the tails of his long coat. This neighbor relates that he was attracted to the door of his own house one day by a great noise of crying children, and saw Mr. Lincoln pa.s.sing with the two boys in their usual position, and both were howling l.u.s.tily.
"Why, Mr. Lincoln, what"s the matter?" he asked in astonishment.
"Just what"s the matter with the whole world," the lawyer replied coolly. "I"ve got three walnuts, and each wants two."
THE "BUCKING" CHESS BOARD
Several years later Judge Treat, of Springfield was playing chess with Mr. Lincoln in his law office when Tad came in to call his father to supper. The boy, impatient at the delay of the slow and silent game, tried to break it up by a flank movement against the chess board, but the attacks were warded off, each time, by his father"s long arms.
The child disappeared, and when the two players had begun to believe they were to be permitted to end the game in peace, the table suddenly "bucked" and the board and chessmen were sent flying all over the floor.
Judge Treat was much vexed, and expressed impatience, not hesitating to tell Mr. Lincoln that the boy ought to be punished severely.
Mr. Lincoln replied, as he gently took down his hat to go home to supper:
"Considering the position of your pieces, judge, at the time of the upheaval, I think you have no reason to complain."
WHEN TAD GOT A SPANKING
Yet, indulgent as he was, there were some things Mr. Lincoln would not allow even his youngest child to do. An observer who saw the President-elect and his family in their train on the way to Washington to take the helm of State, relates that little Tad amused himself by raising the car window an inch or two and trying, by shutting it down suddenly, to catch the fingers of the curious boys outside who were holding themselves up by their hands on the window sill of the car to catch sight of the new President and his family.
The President-elect, who had to go out to the platform to make a little speech to a crowd at nearly every stop, noticed Tad"s attempts to pinch the boys" fingers. He spoke sharply to his son and commanded him to stop that. Tad obeyed for a time, but his father, catching him at the same trick again, leaned over, and taking the little fellow across his knee, gave him a good, sound spanking, exclaiming as he did so:
"Why do you want to mash those boys" fingers?"
THE TRUE STORY OF BOB"S LOSING THE INAUGURAL ADDRESS
Mr. Lincoln was always lenient when the offense was against himself. The Hon. Robert Todd Lincoln, the only living son of the great President, tells how the satchel containing his father"s inaugural address was lost for a time. Some writers have related the story of this loss, stating that it all happened at Harrisburg, and telling how the President-elect discovered a bag like his own, and on opening it found only a pack of greasy cards, a bottle of whisky and a soiled paper collar. Also that Mr. Lincoln was "reminded" of a cheap, ill-fitting story--but none of these things really took place.
Here is the true story, as related to the writer by Robert Lincoln himself:
"My father had confided to me the care of the satchel containing his inaugural address. It was lost for a little while during the stay of our party at the old Bates House in Indianapolis. When we entered the hotel I set the bag down with the other luggage, which was all removed to a room back of the clerk"s desk.
"As soon as I missed the valise I went right to father, in great distress of mind. He ordered a search made. We were naturally much alarmed, for it was the only copy he had of his inaugural address, which he had carefully written before leaving Springfield. Of course, he added certain parts after reaching Washington. The missing bag was soon found in a safe place.
"Instead of taking out the precious ma.n.u.script and stuffing it into his own pocket, father handed it right back to me, saying:
""There, Bob, see if you can"t take better care of it this time"--and you may be sure I was true to the trust he placed in me. Why, I hardly let that precious gripsack get out of my sight during my waking hours all the rest of the long roundabout journey to Washington."
THE TERRIBLE LONELINESS AFTER WILLIE DIED
The death of Willie, who was nearly three years older than Tad, early in 1862, during their first year in the White House, nearly broke his father"s heart. It was said that Mr. Lincoln never recovered from that bereavement. It made him yearn the more tenderly over his youngest son who sadly missed the brother who had been his constant companion.
It was natural for a lad who was so much indulged to take advantage of his freedom. Tad had a slight impediment in his speech which made the street urchins laugh at him, and even cabinet members, because they could not understand him, considered him a little nuisance. So Tad, though known as "the child of the nation," and greatly beloved and petted by those who knew him for a lovable affectionate child, found himself alone in a cla.s.s by himself, and against all cla.s.ses of people.
TURNING THE HOSE ON HIGH OFFICIALS
He ill.u.s.trated this spirit one day by getting hold of the hose and turning it on some dignified State officials, several army officers, and finally on a soldier on guard who was ordered to charge and take possession of that water battery. Although that little escapade appealed to the President"s sense of humor, for he himself liked nothing better than to take generals and pompous officials down "a peg or two," Tad got well spanked for the havoc he wrought that day.
BREAKING INTO A CABINET MEETING
The members of the President"s cabinet had reason to be annoyed by the boy"s frequent interruptions. He seemed to have the right of way wherever his father happened to be. No matter if Senator Sumner or Secretary Stanton was discussing some weighty matter of State or war, if Tad came in, his father turned from the men of high estate to minister to the wants of his little boy. He did it to get rid of him, for of course he knew Tad would raise such a racket that no one could talk or think till _his_ wants were disposed of.
AN EXECUTIVE ORDER ON THE COMMISSARY DEPARTMENT FOR TAD AND HIS BOY FRIENDS
A story is told of the boy"s interruption of a council of war. This habit of Tad"s enraged Secretary Stanton, whose horror of the boy was similar to that of an elephant for a mouse. The President was giving his opinion on a certain piece of strategy which he thought the general in question might carry out--when a great noise was heard out in the hall, followed by a number of sharp raps on the door of the cabinet room.