Next day the garden essay was still neglected, and he wrote a pretty vague little song about an earthly mourner and a fresh presence that set him thinking of the story of Persephone and how she pa.s.sed in the springtime up from the shadows again, blessing as she pa.s.sed....

He pulled himself together about midday, cycled over to Gorshott for lunch at the clubhouse and a round with Horace Toomer in the afternoon, re-read the poem after tea, decided it was poor, tore it up and got himself down to his little fantasy about Shakespear"s Garden for a good two hours before supper. It was a sketch of that fortunate poet (whose definitive immortality is now being a.s.sured by an influential committee) walking round his Stratford garden with his daughter, quoting himself copiously with an accuracy and inappropriateness that reflected more credit upon his heart than upon his head, and saying in addition many distinctively Brumley things. When Mrs. Rabbit, with a solicitude acquired from the late Mrs. Brumley, asked him how he had got on with his work--the sight of verse on his paper had made her anxious--he could answer quite truthfully, "Like a house afire."

CHAPTER THE SECOND

THE PERSONALITY OF SIR ISAAC

--1

It is to be remarked that two facts, usually esteemed as supremely important in the life of a woman, do not seem to have affected Mr.

Brumley"s state of mind nearly so much as quite trivial personal details about Lady Harman. The first of these facts was the existence of the lady"s four children, and the second, Sir Isaac.

Mr. Brumley did not think very much of either of these two facts; if he had they would have spoilt the portrait in his mind; and when he did think of them it was chiefly to think how remarkably little they were necessary to that picture"s completeness.

He spent some little time however trying to recall exactly what it was she had said about her children. He couldn"t now succeed in reproducing her words, if indeed it had been by anything so explicit as words that she had conveyed to him that she didn"t feel her children were altogether hers. "Incidental results of the collapse of her girlhood,"

tried Mr. Brumley, "when she married Harman."

Expensive nurses, governesses--the best that money without prestige or training could buy. And then probably a mother-in-law.

And as for Harman----?

There Mr. Brumley"s mind desisted for sheer lack of material. Given this lady and that board and his general impression of Harman"s refreshment and confectionery activity--the data were insufficient. A commonplace man no doubt, a tradesman, energetic perhaps and certainly a little bra.s.sy, successful by the chances of that economic revolution which everywhere replaces the isolated shop by the syndicated enterprise, irrationally conceited about it; a man perhaps ultimately to be pitied--with this young G.o.ddess finding herself.... Mr. Brumley"s mind sat down comfortably to the more congenial theme of a young G.o.ddess finding herself, and it was only very gradually in the course of several days that the personality of Sir Isaac began to a.s.sume its proper importance in the scheme of his imaginings.

--2

In the afternoon as he went round the links with Horace Toomer he got some definite lights upon Sir Isaac.

His mind was so full of Lady Harman that he couldn"t but talk of her visit. "I"ve a possible tenant for my cottage," he said as he and Toomer, full of the sunny contentment of English gentlemen who had played a proper game in a proper manner, strolled back towards the clubhouse. "That man Harman."

"Not the International Stores and Staminal Bread man."

"Yes. Odd. Considering my hatred of his board."

"He ought to pay--anyhow," said Toomer. "They say he has a pretty wife and keeps her shut up."

"She came," said Brumley, neglecting to add the trifling fact that she had come alone.

"Pretty?"

"Charming, I thought."

"He"s jealous of her. Someone was saying that the chauffeur has orders not to take her into London--only for trips in the country. They live in a big ugly house I"m told on Putney Hill. Did she in any way _look_--as though----?"

"Not in the least. If she isn"t an absolutely straight young woman I"ve never set eyes on one."

"_He_," said Toomer, "is a disgusting creature."

"Morally?"

"No, but--generally. Spends his life ruining little tradesmen, for the fun of the thing. He"s three parts an invalid with some obscure kidney disease. Sometimes he spends whole days in bed, drinking Contrexeville Water and planning the bankruptcy of decent men.... So the party made a knight of him."

"A party must have funds, Toomer."

"He didn"t pay nearly enough. Blapton is an idiot with the honours. When it isn"t Mrs. Blapton. What can you expect when ---- ----"

(But here Toomer became libellous.)

Toomer was an interesting type. He had a disagreeable disposition profoundly modified by a public school and university training. Two antagonistic forces made him. He was the spirit of scurrility incarnate, that was, as people say, innate; and by virtue of those moulding forces he was doing his best to be an English gentleman. That mysterious impulse which compels the young male to make objectionable imputations against seemly lives and to write rare inelegant words upon clean and decent things burnt almost intolerably within him, and equally powerful now was the gross craving he had acquired for personal a.s.sociation with all that is prominent, all that is successful, all that is of good report. He had found his resultant in the censorious defence of established things. He conducted the _British Critic_, attacking with a merciless energy all that was new, all that was critical, all those fresh and n.o.ble tentatives that admit of unsavoury interpretations, and when the urgent Yahoo in him carried him below the pretentious dignity of his accustomed organ he would squirt out his bitterness in a little sham facetious bookstall volume with a bright cover and quaint woodcuts, in which just as many prominent people as possible were mentioned by name and a sauce of general absurdity could be employed to cover and, if need be, excuse particular libels. So he managed to relieve himself and get along. Harman was just on the border-line of the cla.s.s he considered himself free to revile. Harman was an outsider and aggressive and new, one of Mrs. Blapton"s knights, and of no particular weight in society; so far he was fair game; but he was not so new as he had been, he was almost through with the running of the Toomer gauntlet, he had a tremendous lot of money and it was with a modified vehemence that the distinguished journalist and humourist expatiated on his offensiveness to Mr. Brumley. He talked in a gentle, rather weary voice, that came through a moustache like a fringe of light tobacco.

"Personally I"ve little against the man. A wife too young for him and jealously guarded, but that"s all to his credit. Nowadays. If it wasn"t for his blatancy in his business.... And the knighthood.... I suppose he can"t resist taking anything he can get. Bread made by wholesale and distributed like a newspaper can"t, I feel, be the same thing as the loaf of your honest old-fashioned baker--each loaf made with individual attention--out of wholesome English flour--hand-ground--with a personal touch for each customer. Still, everything drifts on to these hugger-mugger large enterprises; Chicago spreads over the world. One thing goes after another, tobacco, tea, bacon, drugs, bookselling.

Decent homes destroyed right and left. Not Harman"s affair, I suppose.

The girls in his London tea-shops have of course to supplement their wages by prost.i.tution--probably don"t object to that nowadays considering the novels we have. And his effect on the landscape----Until they stopped him he was trying very hard to get Shakespear"s Cliff at Dover. He did for a time have the Toad Rock at Tunbridge.

Still"--something like a sigh escaped from Toomer,--"his private life appears to be almost as blameless as anybody"s can be.... Thanks no doubt to his defective health. I made the most careful enquiries when his knighthood was first discussed. Someone has to. Before his marriage he seems to have lived at home with his mother. At Highbury. Very quietly and inexpensively."

"Then he"s not the conventional vulgarian?"

"Much more of the Rockefeller type. Bad health, great concentration, organizing power.... Applied of course to a narrower range of business.... I"m glad I"m not a small confectioner in a town he wants to take up."

"He"s--hard?"

"Merciless. Hasn"t the beginnings of an idea of fair play.... None at all.... No human give or take.... Are you going to have tea here, or are you walking back now?"

--3

It was fully a week before Mr. Brumley heard anything more of Lady Harman. He began to fear that this shining furry presence would glorify Black Strand no more. Then came a telegram that filled him with the liveliest antic.i.p.ations. It was worded: "Coming see cottage Sat.u.r.day afternoon Harman...."

On Sat.u.r.day morning Mr. Brumley dressed with an apparent ease and unusual care....

He worked rather discursively before lunch. His mind was busy picking up the ends of their previous conversation and going on with them to all sorts of bright knots, bows and elegant cats" cradling. He planned openings that might give her tempting opportunities of confidences if she wished to confide, and artless remarks and questions that would make for self-betrayal if she didn"t. And he thought of her, he thought of her imaginatively, this secluded rare thing so happily come to him, who was so young, so frank and fresh and so unhappily married (he was sure) to a husband at least happily mortal. Yes, dear Reader, even on that opening morning Mr. Brumley"s imagination, trained very largely upon Victorian literature and _belles-lettres_, leapt forward to the very ending of this story.... We, of course, do nothing of the sort, our lot is to follow a more pedestrian route.... He lapsed into a vague series of meditations, slower perhaps but essentially similar, after his temperate palatable lunch.

He was apprised of the arrival of his visitor by the sudden indignant yaup followed by the general subdued uproar of a motor-car outside the front door, even before Clarence, this time amazingly prompt, a.s.saulted the bell. Then the whole house was like that poem by Edgar Allan Poe, one magnificent texture of clangour.

At the first toot of the horn Mr. Brumley had moved swiftly into the bay, and screened partly by the life-size Venus of Milo that stood in the bay window, and partly by the artistic curtains, surveyed the glittering vehicle. He was first aware of a vast fur coat enclosing a lean grey-headed obstinate-looking man with a diabetic complexion who was fumbling with the door of the car and preventing Clarence"s a.s.sistance. Mr. Brumley was able to remark that the gentleman"s nose projected to a sharpened point, and that his thin-lipped mouth was all awry and had a kind of habitual compression, the while that his eyes sought eagerly for the other occupant of the car. She was unaccountably invisible. Could it be that that hood really concealed her? Could it be?...

The white-faced gentleman descended, relieved himself tediously of the vast fur coat, handed it to Clarence and turned to the house.

Reverentially Clarence placed the coat within the automobile and closed the door. Still the protesting mind of Mr. Brumley refused to believe!...

He heard the house-door open and Mrs. Rabbit in colloquy with a flat masculine voice. He heard his own name demanded and conceded. Then a silence, not the faintest suggestion of a feminine rustle, and then the sound of Mrs. Rabbit at the door-handle. Conviction stormed the last fastness of the disappointed author"s mind.

"Oh _d.a.m.n_!" he shouted with extreme fervour.

He had never imagined it was possible that Sir Isaac could come alone.