Chapter 1146: Chapter 1072-give gang, Fei gang, peeper
Translator: 549690339
In terms of dynamic vision and reaction speed, Feng bujue was definitely the fastest among the five heroes.
He was the first to catch sight of the black shadow, but … He did not move.
There were two reasons why he didn’t move. First, the side effect of [demon fighter’s descent] had just been removed, and he hadn’t had the time to take a sip of the life Points recovery potion. If he acted rashly with only 5% of his stamina left, he might just be killed. Secondly … Brother Jue believed that with the speed of the shadow, it was not enough to pose any threat to the flea man.
Bang Bang Bang
Sure enough, half a second later, the flea man raised his arm without changing his expression, turned around, and blocked … He accurately blocked the attack of the black shadow.
!!
In that split second, Feng bujue noticed that … When he blocked the attack, a blue sh.e.l.l appeared on the flea man’s forearm. It seemed that the speed of secretion and coagulation under the skin could be controlled, and it could be very fast …
“See … What did I say?” The flea man maintained his blocking posture and calmly said to his teammates,”these guys are like this … They attack when they say so.”
After the black Shadow’s failed attack, it seemed to have realized that the flea man’s strength was above its own, so it stopped and flipped back, standing still a few meters away.
At this moment, his appearance was revealed to everyone. He was a humanoid creature wrapped in black rags (at least it looked like cloth), with only two hands and a pair of eyes exposed. His body was tall and burly, and his might was extraordinary, but his whole body emitted a pungent stench that was hard to hide, and people could not help but look at him.
“Who are you? How dare you barge into my territory?” Two seconds later, the burly man in the black robe shouted in an authentic Jianghu accent.
“What gang?” Feng bujue could not help but interrupt.
“Help me!” The other party repeated in a loud voice, and immediately stretched out a long leg from under the black robe.
Then, he stretched out his hand and pushed aside his thick, black, knotted, and forked leg hair, revealing a tattoo on his thigh.
The tattoo was made up of three English letters (the star beggar used standard English), which formed G.A.Y.
“Great! Abstemious! Yooooo …”After showing off the tattoo, he even shouted out his Guild’s slogan.
Feng bujue’s eyes widened as he stared at him for two seconds. Then … He quickly took a sip of the recovery potion to calm himself down.
“Hmph! Are you afraid now?” When the black man saw brother Jue’s expression, he said smugly,”if you know, then get the h.e.l.l out of here. Don’t come near our territory!”
The flea man snorted disdainfully at such a request.
Before he could speak, the green meteor stepped forward and pointed at the man who “helped” and said,””Cut the c.r.a.p! The Yu Chao Alliance is handling matters, so if you’re sensible, don’t block the way. ”
“What?” Hearing the words “universe super Alliance,” the black-robed man was shocked and took three steps back.”Universe … Universe superheroes Alliance?”
“Hehe …” The banana eater took a few steps forward and laughed.”That’s right.”
“Tsk …” The black-robed man continued,”do you think it’s true just because you say so? Do you have any evidence to prove that you’re the heroes of the cosmic super Alliance?”
“Hmph … Of course I have evidence …” Sella snorted coldly and replied aggressively,”but is there a need to show it to a small fry like you?”
“Forget it, there’s no harm in letting him take a look.” Flea man was calmer. He thought for a while, then walked to the front again and took out his [hero ID card], barely waving it in front of the black-robed man.”If you know what’s good, go and say h.e.l.lo to the big guys in your gang. We’re just pa.s.sing by … As long as you don’t stop us, we’ll be fine.”
The hero’s ID card had a stamp, and the black-robed man’s eyesight was obviously very good, so he saw the words ‘planet-level’ with one look. (By the way, even though Feng bujue’s access level was already at the cosmic system level, he had not changed his card, and the stamp on it was still city-level)
“Hmm …” The black-robed man muttered to himself for a moment before replying,”alright … I’ll go and report this.” He paused for a moment.”We don’t want to mess with a ‘planet-level hero’.”
After saying that, just like how he came, he suddenly scuttled back into the forest on the high ground … And disappeared in the blink of an eye.
A planet-level hero is enough to scare them away … Feng bujue thought to himself, an enemy in a C-level crisis is not enough after all … But … The name ‘GAY gang’ is quite a shocking name … Thinking of that, he suddenly realized. Speaking of which, in this universe, there are so many weird characters and names … Basically, for every five characters I encounter, there will be a very annoying person in the group …
To be honest … On second thought, when brother Jue was on planet shrugs and planet Shuai Shuai, he had met almost all of these people … The one in five chance might be low.
“Don’t trust him too much. The beggar has no credibility to speak of.” Ten seconds after the black-robed man left, the flea man spoke again and reminded him.
“Don’t worry, I know them very well. ” “Before I joined the Super universe Alliance, I spent some time in the training camp of the bylaw enforcement officers,” Sella said.”At that time, I often got into conflicts with the begging aliens.”
“Hey, hey …” The green meteor said.”Are you sure that’s a ‘conflict’?”
“Ha … You’re right.” Sela said,”in front of a combat race like the bylaw enforcement officers, the only thing that befriending aliens do is get beaten up.”
The few of them chatted as they followed the flea man into the tree-lined Highland.
It was a blue land, as blue as blueberries …
The main component of this color was the mayfly plant.
Because the atmosphere, star, and soil of Planet Park were very different from earth, the natural landscape here was also very different.
There were orange sunlight, yellow clouds, blue plants, and red water sources …
Of course, the colors mentioned above were not absolute, but in a broad sense … Just like how not all plants on earth were green.
Hmm … Even though he said he was going to’ slow down ‘, he is still walking a little too fast … Not long after they entered the high ground, Feng bujue started to have a problem with his stamina. He thought to himself, I don’t have to worry about my life Points for now, but stamina can not be recovered with health potions … If I follow his pace, I will have to lie down again after another minute.
Since things had come to this, Feng bujue could not bring up the suggestion of ‘let’s rest here for a while’, so he had to think of other ways.
However … There were not many ways.
“Do you want me to shave my head here?” Brother Jue thought again.”No… It’s better to find a reason to leave the team temporarily.”
Just as he was about to use his ultimate technique,’s.h.i.+t escape’, he didn’t expect that … Something would happen.
“Ah! Ah! Ah!” A scream came from dozens of meters in front of the crowd.
Flea man paused for a moment, then turned his head and glanced around at his teammates. After making eye contact with the other heroes (mainly because he was looking at others, no one could see his expression), flea man nodded and took the lead to rush over.
Green meteor, banana eater, and selaku followed closely behind. Only Feng bujue … Was at the back of the group. He was staggering and panting as he chased after the group.
Thankfully, the other Champions were too focused on the situation at hand to notice that brother Jue was already showing obvious signs of fatigue.
A few seconds later, the flea man arrived at the place where the cry came from and saw a beggar groaning on the ground.
“Who … Who are you?” When the beggar saw the flea man, he was shocked and suspicious. However, he could not run away because his waist was clamped by a circular light energy trap. Not only could he not move, but he was also bleeding …
Just as he was asking questions in a panic, the other four people arrived one after another and saw this scene.
It was at that moment that Feng bujue finally got a good look at the appearance of the planet beggars (the one that had been wrapped up too tightly by the underling earlier). They had a chestnut-shaped head, a scrawny V-shaped body, long arms with three joints, and a pair of long, muscular legs.
Compared to the guy with thick leg hair that made people want to burn him, the star beggar caught in the trap was clean. He was only wearing a short coat and a pair of medium-length pants. The other parts of his body that were exposed were all bare, without even a single hair.
It was worth mentioning that … This man also had a tattoo on his leg, and the word “F.A.G” was written on it.
“Don’t be nervous. We’re the heroes of the cosmic super Alliance.” As flea man said this, he had already destroyed the ‘photon hunting trap’ with his bare hands.”You’re from the FEI gang, right?” He looked at the man’s tattoo and asked.
“The Super universe Alliance?” The beggar didn’t respond to flea man’s question. Instead, he mumbled the three words softly and muttered to himself,”what is the Super universe Alliance doing here …”
“Argh! This is bad!” Suddenly, his expression changed, and he turned around and ran away before he could finish his words.
The beggar’s skills seemed to be quite good. This brother was obviously still injured, but he still used very agile and fast movements to jump and jump … And rush into the forest at the side.
Immediately after, another wave of chaotic sounds of stepping on gra.s.s came from that direction, accompanied by the shouts of several different voices.
“Over there! It’s the FEI gang!”
“b.a.s.t.a.r.d! They must be here to steal change again!”
“Quickly chase! He can’t have run far with his injuries!”
“Catch him! Slap the soles of his feet!”
These annoying lines were getting softer and softer, indicating that the person who said these words was getting further and further away …
Feng bujue’s eyes were like those of a dead fish, and his lips twitched as he mumbled,””I really regret not reading the relevant information about this quest before coming …”
…………
At the same time, in a control room of the cosmic super Alliance headquarters.
Weng, Weng, Weng, Weng, Weng
The opening of the door announced that someone had entered the room.
“I changed the pa.s.sword for this room a week ago.” Toadman, who was sitting in front of the console, said without turning his head. Obviously, he didn’t need to look to know who had come.
“Hehe …” The tinfoil man laughed and walked toward Toadman.”If you don’t want me to come in, you should change to a lock that I can’t crack.”
“For example?” Toadman continued.
“On earth, there’s something called a latch.” The tin foil man laughed.”Have you heard of it?”
“Are you referring to the original design where the door can only be locked from one side?” Toadman said.
“Sometimes, the most primitive design is the most effective.” The tinfoil man spread his hands and said in a relaxed manner,”no matter how advanced technology and knowledge we have mastered, the wisdom of our ancestors is always worth learning from … The wise men of every era start to think on the shoulders of their predecessors, so humility should be a basic etiquette.”
“Hmm … That makes sense.” Toadman’s eyes were fixed on the screen in front of him, and he said coldly,”your words reminded me that I can use a more primitive way to shut you out.”
“Oh? What’s that?” The tinfoil man asked curiously.
Toadman turned his face and looked at his good friend with a blank expression. He said word by word,”“Get! Out!”
It seemed like … The ‘primitive method’ Toadman had mentioned was to directly drive people away.
“Hahahaha …” The tinfoil man couldn’t help but laugh.”Enway, your sense of humor always surprises me.” When he said this, his gaze happened to move to a screen in front of Toadman.”Hey … Wait, what is this image? One of the standard rooms in the hero dormitory?”
In the next second, the tin foil man suddenly showed an expression that all men understand (let’s face the reality, this expression is an obscene smile objectively) and punched Toadman on the shoulder.”Hey! Enwei, I really couldn’t tell! You’re actually such a person!” Although what he said was very serious, his tone did not mean that at all.”Speak! Which female hero’s room is this? The toad lady? s.e.xy? Wait … Could this be a hero’s room? You …”
“To be exact …” Toadman ignored the tin foil man’s words and calmly continued,”this is room Z250.”
“I remember the Z250 is …” The tin foil man’s brain was amazing. The amount of information he could remember and use was beyond the human brain’s reach.”Poker man’s room?”
“Yes, I am.” Toadman replied,”however, my focus is not on his room right now, because as you can see … He’s not in his room right now, but on Planet Park.”
“I was just about to ask.” The tin foil man immediately returned to his serious expression and said,”where did the image next to it come from?”
“I took off the banana eater’s armor. As long as he’s wearing that helmet, I can see what he sees.” Toadman replied as if nothing had happened.
“You’re getting more and more overboard …” The tin foil man squinted at him.”It’s fine if you want to monitor poker man, but you also want to monitor the others …”
“Croak~” Toadman interrupted him before he could finish his sentence. (Please note that Toadman’s croak here is not to act cute. On his planet, this was the same as saying “Shh” to us humans.”He said,” do you want to watch with me … Or do you want to talk to me from the side?”
The tin foil man pouted and dragged a chair over.””I’ll say this first, I won’t be the scapegoat if something happens. ”