Chapter 1136: Advice from an experienced person (1)
Translator: 549690339
After Feng bujue made his choice, the JOY4 deck in his hand turned into white light and disappeared.
Since the equipment in the storage room had changed its form, the white light pillar would not suddenly appear in the room.
Brother Jue waited for a few seconds. Seeing that nothing had changed, he returned to the drawer by the wall.
“It should be inside …” He muttered as he pulled the iron gate.
Indeed, the equipment exchanged from the card set was also refreshed here.
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When the drawer was opened, the item appeared before brother Jue’s eyes.
“Er …” The moment Feng bujue saw the item, he did not even need to call out the menu to know the name of the item.
Overall, it was a cylindrical, doll-like object.
It was an orange-red cylinder with a semi-circular, flesh-colored cover at the top. Two eyes and a mouth were drawn on the cover.
His eyes were the standard eyes of a dead fish …
A mouth was a simple horizontal line.
On the semi-circular “head”, there were only two eyes and a mouth. There was no nose, ears, eyebrows … Or any other details.
On the two sides of the pillar, there were two meat-colored sticks that were as thick as chopsticks. These two things should be the “arms” of this thing. There were no details, just that they were fixed at a 70-degree angle with the body.
Name: JUST WE
[Type: composite weapon]
[Rarity: Legendary]
[Attack: ???]
[Defense: ???]
[Attribute: Fire]
[Special effect: its presence is stronger than expected, and its practical use is greater than it looks.]
[Equipment requirement: since it is bound, use it (bound after picking it up)]
[Note: JUST WE is JUST JUST JUST WE, neither great nor humble.]
“Oh … It’s JUST we.” Feng bujue picked up the item and said with a smile.
The next second …
“This is a scam!” He immediately shouted,”you call this legendary-quality? Was this really considered equipment? Where should I put my equipment? Was he supposed to stab the entire thing into [beep beep beep] and take it with him? The description of the special effects is ridiculous!” Is the equipment condition column comforting me? That ‘you’ve already been tricked, why don’t you get over it’ tone wasn’t my imagination, right? What’s the last note!” JUST WE are JUST JUST WE, not great nor humble … Isn’t that nonsense!”
“Hah … Hah …” Brother Jue finished the whole sentence in one breath and took a few seconds to catch his breath.
After venting his anger, he calmed down a little …
“Phew … Forget it … This is fate.” He sighed and put JUST WE into his inventory.”This is a legendary equipment. It will be of some use … Yes … There must be some.”
Even though he told himself that, he knew that he had probably taken the “risk” of exchanging the [JOY4] card set for equipment and had drawn a painful reward.
At this point, Feng bujue had collected all the rewards from the scenario. He looked at the time in real life, and it had been two to three hours since he logged in.
Considering that the forty-eight hours of this ‘time-limited experience’ was calculated according to real time, brother Jue decided to go offline first.
These two to three hours could be considered as a time for him to familiarize himself with the new environment. Next, he planned to log into Qin Zhuan in sleep mode all the time. Since he was going to play the game anyway, it was much more cost-effective to use sleep mode to waste the experience time.
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After disconnecting the connection, Feng bujue opened the gaming pod and sat up.
“Hmm …” He sat up straight, shook his head, and said,”here it comes again …”
Brother Jue had realized a long time ago that every time he played the game in non-sleep mode, he would feel a strange feeling in the first few minutes after the connection was disconnected …
It wasn’t a ‘dizzy feeling’, but a subtle ‘disharmony’.
When Feng bujue was still a normal person, he would not have noticed this abnormality. However … After going through the ‘development’ of Gu Chen, Qi Zhi, Woody, and Simon, brother Jue was now a man who could even sense the earth’s rotation. Therefore, he could clearly sense this “sense of disharmony”…
“Can you feel it?”
Just as brother Jue was deep in thought, he suddenly heard a man’s voice.
“What the f * ck?” Feng bujue was shocked. He turned toward the sound and saw a man in a suit sitting on the sofa in the living room.
“I say … How did you get in?” Seeing that it was Gu Chen, brother Jue asked,”and … Why didn’t I notice you when you came in?”
“I already have the key to your place.” Gu Chen replied calmly,”even if they didn’t … It’s as easy as turning over my hand to get in.” He shrugged.”As for why you can’t find me … It’s hard to explain. Just take it as my Qinggong.”
“Hmm …” Feng bujue narrowed his eyes and climbed out of the gaming hub.”Looks like you’re also an expert at hacking into private houses.”
“No, I’m not.” Gu Chen continued,”if you enter someone’s house without greeting them, that’s called ‘invading a private house’. If I enter a private house without greeting them, that’s called ‘carrying out a mission’.”
“Haha …” Feng bujue laughed drily and replied,”then … I wonder what kind of mission you are here for today?”
Gu Chen looked into brother Jue’s eyes and was silent for a few seconds. “I’m here today…For a private matter. ” After saying that, he raised his head and glanced at the clock on the wall.”It’s almost Sixo’ clock. Let’s talk while we eat.”
“Oh?” Feng bujue smiled.”That’s great!” Even though he was smiling, there was no real happiness in his eyes.”Which luxury hotel do you plan to take me to?”
At this time, Gu Chen stood up and walked toward the kitchen. While walking, he said,”I went to the market on my way here.”
“Ha?” Feng bujue’s eyes followed him, and he soon saw the few plastic bags on the cooking table.
“I’ve told my wife that I won’t be coming home for dinner tonight. I’ll just make do with your place …” Gu Chen walked to the kitchen and picked up an ap.r.o.n before he could finish his sentence.”I rarely have the chance to cook after I got married, so my cooking skills might have deteriorated a little. Come over and help me.”
“Hey …” Even brother Jue was shocked.”You barged into someone’s house, forced yourself to buy groceries to cook, and even asked for free food … And now you’re asking your master to help you cook?”
“Then, are you going to do it?” Gu Chen asked as if nothing had happened.
Feng bujue thought about it for two seconds, rolled his dead fish eyes, and walked into the kitchen.””Sigh … The menu, the menu …”
“Braised pork ribs with scallion …” Gu Chen replied,”…Mapo tofu, egg and meat soup, and a mushroom soup.”
As he said this, Gu Chen picked up a large transparent bowl with his left hand, and an egg with his right hand. He was beating the egg with one hand in a cool manner.
And then … The egg was smashed into pieces.
The atmosphere in the kitchen became very strange as the egg, along with the sh.e.l.l, fell into the bowl.
After an awkward silence, Feng bujue’s lips twitched. He looked at Gu Chen and said,””That … I would like to ask … Your cooking level before ‘regressing’, what was it like?”
Gu Chen maintained his calm att.i.tude. He picked up a cloth and wiped his hands, then replied coldly,””Do you know that instant noodles taste better in boiling than in plain water?”
“Nonsense! Who doesn’t know that!” Even Feng bujue was shocked.”So your so-called ‘standard’ is the standard of cooking instant noodles? You still have the cheek to buy the ingredients for four dishes and bring them to other people’s houses! You actually put on such an arrogant look and asked someone to be your a.s.sistant?”
“Hmph …” Gu Chen ignored brother Jue’s complaint and snorted.”By the way … When you cook the instant noodles, don’t add too much water to make it taste better.”
“Mention your Grandpa! You’re still talking about instant noodles!” Feng bujue pointed at Gu Chen.”I told you that it is not some amazing knowledge! What’s with that self-satisfied att.i.tude of yours!”
Gu Chen shook his head, still unmoved by brother Jue’s comment.”Young man, you’re too naïve … The truly profound skills are the realm of returning to the basics. Techniques like ‘make the buns laugh’ or ‘make the dumplings move’ are just for show. ”
“A guy who can’t even knock an egg is really daring …” Feng bujue’s own b.a.l.l.s were starting to hurt.”You think I can’t tell that you’re bringing up the old plot of a cooking manga from decades ago?”
“Don’t mind the details. ” Gu Chen continued,”although my skills are rusty, my consciousness will not regress.” As he spoke, he picked up another plastic bag.”Look … I’ll teach you how to use soybeans instead of ground meat to make the special mapo tofu with six flavors in one.”
“He just mocked her for using grandstanding and then immediately plagiarized her other technique!” Feng bujue roared,”do you need to … Oh no… Do you have any shame?!”
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15 minutes later …
“Hmm … Let me see …” Feng bujue looked at the steamer on the stove.”The meat and egg custard is finally ready …” He then looked at the large wok next to him that had a lid over it. “The ribs need to be cooled down to collect the juice, and there’s still time …” He lowered his head to look at the tofu in the bowl.”I’ll leave the tofu in the water first. I’ll wait for the two dishes to be ready before I put it into the pot.”
As he thought of this, he turned his head and looked at Gu Chen, who was not far away,”Um … Section Chief, is your soybean-made minced meat ready?”
At this moment, Gu Chen was busy with something in front of a stove on the other side.
When he heard that, he turned around and handed brother Jue a small plate for tasting. On the plate, there was a small lump of unknown black substance.
“Try it.” Gu Chen said.
Brother Jue immediately took half a step back and asked warily,””Why don’t you try it yourself?”
Gu Chen’s answer was shocking …
He replied in a very calm tone,””It looks terrible.”
Feng bujue’s eyes widened. He took a deep breath, and then, maintaining the expression on his face that was on the verge of twitching, he asked in a calm tone,””Can you get out of my kitchen?”
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At Seveno’ clock in the evening, the father and son (considering their age, it seemed that there was no problem with calling them that) finally sat at the dining table.
All in all, Feng bujue made three dishes and one soup, and Gu Chen wasted an egg and a pound of soybeans … Since the latter was the one who bought the food, brother Jue did not say anything.
“I’m here today to talk to you about my maternal granddaughter. ” Gu Chen picked up his bowl and said before he even put the first mouthful of food into his mouth.
“Ah …” On Feng bujue’s side, he had already picked up the spoon and was digging into a mouthful of mapo tofu.”I also have no idea … What she is thinking.”
“I don’t know what she’s thinking … But I know she must be angry.” Gu Chen continued.
“I just don’t understand …” Feng bujue said.”What is she so angry about?” His tone inadvertently rose.”Everything I do is for her own good. Even when she found out that she didn’t have the feelings for me as she thought after her seal was broken, I still …”
“Stop, stop.” Gu Chen interrupted brother Jue.”That’s where the problem lies.”
“Ah?” Brother Jue did not understand.”Where is it?”
“I know you’re doing this for her own good.” Gu Chen continued,”you know you’re doing this for her own good.” He paused.”Whether objectively or subjectively, the whole world will believe that what you’re doing … Is for her own good.” “But …” He frowned at brother Jue’s face.”You can’t … Unilaterally make a decision and implement it on something that is so closely related to her. Then, you can throw the results in the other person’s face and confidently say that Yingluo is doing this for your own good. ”
“Ha?” After Feng bujue heard that, he was even more confused.
“I’ll give you an example. ” “How do you feel when I came to your house to cook for you?” Gu Chen asked.
“You’re doing this for my own good?” Feng bujue rolled his dead fish eyes again. Who made the meal!”
“Look …” Gu Chen said,”you’re already unhappy over such a small matter, let alone something more important.”
“Hey! Why do I feel that your example is completely different from the situation I encountered!” Feng bujue replied.
“I’m also an experienced person, and I’ve made similar mistakes before …” Gu Chen had an unparalleled experience in ignoring the insults. No matter how brother Jue spat, he still calmly said what he wanted to say.”So, I’m not here to lecture you as an elder, but as an experienced person … You’re wrong.”
“I was wrong?” Feng bujue said.
“Wrong.” Gu Chen said.
“Was I really wrong?” Brother Jue said.
“You’re too~wrong. ” Gu Chen replied with a long voice.
“Hmm …” The next second, Feng bujue placed his elbow on the table and leaned his face forward.”Then tell me … I’ll go and kneel down to apologize …”
“Save the cheap kneeling.” Gu Chen interrupted him again.
“Er …” This was beyond brother Jue’s expectations.”Then what should I do?”
Then, in a matter-of-fact tone, Gu Chen gave an answer that even Feng bujue did not expect.””Do you still need to ask? Let’s use force. ”