Chapter 951: Chapter 904-smart
Translator: 549690339
When Feng bujue heard that, he almost blurted out,””I don’t know … Why don’t I know?”
When he caught it, the mouth on the right side of the braids continued,””Yes, I know.”
“Hmm …” Feng bujue did not understand why the man was talking about the a.n.a.lects of Confucius, but he had to find a way to continue the conversation.”Brother … What are you doing?”
“I, see, you, so, like, you, have, studied, for, a, few, years, of, books …”
From that point on, the man with the pigtails stopped talking properly. Every sentence he said after that was spoken alternately with his left and right mouth.
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In order to avoid the suspicion of making up words, in the following sentences, the usage of the comma like the previous sentence will be omitted. Please think about it.
“I have three questions to ask you.” “I don’t know if you dare to answer,” the man with the braids continued in his unique way of speaking.
“I dare you to …” Feng bujue raised an eyebrow.”But if you can’t beat me … What will you do?”
“Aren’t you and your companions going up?” The NPC said,”if you can answer my question, I’ll let you go up.” Before brother Jue could ask further, he added,”if you can’t answer … Or don’t answer, you will become my hair.”
When he said that, brother Jue and little Ling, who was behind him, both turned their gazes to the top of each other’s head and stared at the braids that reached the sky.
“Could it be … That the weird bundle of black hair above your head …” Feng bujue mocked.”Is every single one of them a human?”
“Yup,” The other party replied bluntly.
“Oh …” Feng bujue said.”By the way, how did Miao xuzi, Hong Ying, and Lu Bufu pa.s.s through this place not long ago?”
“Miao xuzi is intelligent, wise, and knowledgeable in Zen. It can be said that … The oral defense was smooth. ” The man with the pigtails replied.
“Tsk … That guy can even answer that?” “Go ahead,” brother Jue said. As he said this, he seemed to have thought of something and added,”Oh, right, how should I address you, brother?”
“I’m congming. ” Smart replied,”smart as smart, and Ming as smart.”
“I understand.” Feng bujue continued,”then … Son … If there’s anything you don’t understand, feel free to ask.”
“What are you saying?” Smart interrupted him, slightly startled.”Taking advantage of me?”
“Sure, sure.” Brother Jue pointed at the mouth on the left.”Can I call you little Cong?”
At this moment, smart’s right mouth said something,””Are you going to name me tofu next?”
“Hehe …” Feng bujue chuckled.”Brother congming, you are indeed worthy of your name.”
“Hmph …” The smart one sneered.”Do you think you’re funny?”
“It’s alright. ” Brother Jue said,”anyway, I feel like it’s quite fun.”
“But I’m not too happy to hear that.” Genius said.
“That’s one of the reasons why I’m so happy,” Feng bujue said with a smile.
“You …” Smart wanted to curse, but he swallowed his words and laughed.”Hehe … Forget it, I won’t argue with you.”
Obviously, brother Jue had seen through all the key events when conversing with this NPC. First, he had to reply with the sentence ‘I don’t know’, and second, he had to make it clear that he wanted to answer the questions. As long as these two key points were accurately grasped, the opponent would not easily attack the players.
“Listen well, the first question …” A few seconds later, the smart one began to read the question.”One Yin and one yang, one short and one long, one day and one night, combine into one pair. This is …”
“‘Clear’.” Feng bujue did not wait for the man to finish his question before he gave the answer.
“Hmm …” Smart’s expression changed slightly.”… You’re good.”
“Hmph … That’s nonsense.” Brother Jue, on the other hand, looked noncommittal.”Hurry up and answer the second question.”
“Okay, I’ll give you the first verse. You can match it …” The smart one cleared his throat and read it with his mouth alternately.”Mountains and rivers, high and low, clear and clear everywhere.”
“Ha! “Hahahahaha …” Feng bujue laughed for a while but did not say anything.
“What are you laughing at?” The smart one asked,”I can’t figure it out. Are you using a smile to cover up your guilt?”
“I can’t match it? Ha!” Feng bujue started to pace around the man.”I’m a great writer. Can’t I come up with this kind of couplet?” He snorted coldly.”I just think that your couplet is so simple that it’s ridiculous.”
“Then you’re right!” The smart one shouted.
“That’s right, I can do anything~want at this level …” Feng bujue really could do anything he wanted. He turned around and started to read,”feces, urine, big and small, are often smelly and sticky.”
At this moment … The entire world was shocked.
The smart NPC was shocked, Gu Xiaoling was shocked, miss an was shocked, and all the spectators were shocked …
“This …” The smart one was stunned for a long time, not knowing what to say.
“How is it? I’m sure you’ve never seen such a neat couplet with such a long meaning in your life?” Seeing that, Feng bujue added proudly.
“Hmm … This battle … Is really neat …” Smart mumbled,”it’s true that it’s the first time I’ve seen it in my life …” At this point, his tone began to reveal a pain in the a.s.s. “As for the realm …”
“I don’t think you’ll be able to appreciate it.” Feng bujue did not allow the man to finish and interrupted,”Sir, your culture and taste are too different from mine. You should study for a few more years before you come back to discuss the meaning with me.” He shamelessly said this and immediately changed the topic.”Now … Let’s talk about the third question.”
“Okay …” The smart one didn’t want to talk about the couplet anymore. In any case, as long as he could match the couplet, he would pa.s.s the second question. Thus, he adjusted the expression on his face and asked,”listen up, please answer me … What is h.e.l.l? What is heaven?”
The third question was clearly a question about Zen.
When the smart one described Miao xuzi as “intelligent, intelligent, talented, and adept at Zen,” he was hinting that the player Gong Jie’s next three questions were riddles, couplets, and Zen.
Naturally, Feng bujue had already seen through such an obvious hint.
“Pa! Pa!”
Half a second later, before smart could finish his sentence, brother Jue gave him a tight slap.
This sudden action stunned the smart one. But after a brief moment of shock, what followed was a great rage … In a split second, a violent aura that seemed to have substance burst out from smart’s body, and it looked like he was about to make a move.
However, the next second, Feng bujue used a very calm tone to say,””This … Is h.e.l.l.”
As soon as he said this, the smart one was stunned.
Then, brother Jue took a step forward and pulled out [Bell’s daily knife] from his waist. He grabbed the braid on smart’s head with one hand and used the knife with the other to easily cut off the lock of hair.
For some reason, smart did not resist Feng bujue’s action. He stood where he was and watched as Feng bujue cut off his hair and tossed it away.
After the black, straight hair left brother Jue’s hand, it disappeared into the air and turned into black smoke. As the smoke dispersed, there seemed to be a burst of noisy sobbing echoing between the fourth layer.
At the same time, the evil aura on smart’s body disappeared along with the black smoke, and his appearance quickly returned to the state of an ordinary human. In addition to the number and position of his facial features returning to normal, on his head … The place that was originally covered by the roots of his braids had six burn marks.
“Amitabha …” Smart one put his hands together, chanted the name of Buddha, and bowed to Feng bujue.
Brother Jue, on the other hand, was still as lazy as ever and replied,””This … Is heaven.”
Smart nodded and continued,”benefactor, you’re wise and your realm is extraordinary. I’m prostrated on all fours …” When he said this, his figure became blurry.”Thank you for your help, benefactor …”
“Sure.” Feng bujue cupped his fists.”See you later.”
After saying this, he turned around and gave little Ling a look, indicating for her to follow.
When the two of them reached the fifth floor, Xiao Ling couldn’t help but look back, only to find that there was no one behind her …