Chapter 5.2 – The fastest wedding ceremony

(2) Premarital phobia

The next day at work, while eating lunch, the colleague sitting in front of Yao Yuan asked: “Beauty Yao, what’s wrong? Your thoughts seem to be preoccupied all morning.”

Yao Yuan appeared very serious, so she said seriously: “Premarital phobial.”

Her colleagues were beyond surprised, “You’re getting married!?”

After that, in the afternoon, who among the staff in Jiang Ning University wouldn’t know about this teacher who came back from studying abroad in Canada and had been teaching there for less than two months? Beauty Yao who attracted a lot of unmarried male teachers on her first day at work.

If Jun Lin Tian Xia knew that his trick unintentionally helped him take care of many love rivals in real life, he would’ve arranged this “marriage” much earlier without hesitation.

Going back to Yao Yuan’s situation, her colleagues had not been able to ask her in detail when Miss Yao hopelessly said: “Just let nature take its course. Anyways, sigh, if the marriage doesn’t go well, divorce is very easy anyways.”

Her colleagues were even more surprised. Those who have went abroad are really not the same ah, their thoughts are too bold!

While her colleagues were lamenting, some people came over to greet Yao Yuan. It was two male students, the one who was speaking had hair like a hedgehog, wearing a t-shirt, vest, and harem pants [1]. This handsome guy smiled towards Yao Yuan and said, “Hey”. Yao Yuan’s colleagues could not help but repeatedly sight, even students confessed to her. But too late, she’s getting married. Besides, one the day Teacher Yao first came to the school, she was asked whether she could accept a relationship with a younger man. The answer was no, so little brother, give it a break, students should concentrate on studying ah.

As a result, that smiling boy called out: “h.e.l.lo eldest sister-in-law!” This made her colleagues’ brains run through drama plots like a ca.s.sette tape. Yao Yuan choked after she heard “sister-in-law”, then looked at the person who stood there for half a day and asked: “You are?”

“I’m Zou Na Shi Na,” he replied with another bright smile.

Uh, Yao Yuan thought to herself, how did they meet again? Last time, the rumours about her being a beauty were spread by this student right? Although he was…… flattering* her, but too much flattery is not good.

“You’re a student at this school?”

“No, I’m at Ge Bi University. Turns out sister-in-law, you’re at this university ah! I feel like it’s destiny to be able to meet you again sister-in-law! I always used to take that street but I never met you, today I came over here to play with a cla.s.smate and I saw you. Wouldn’t you say that it’s destiny?”

“Ah, seems like it.” Isn’t this university campus very big?

“Sister-in-law, may I take a picture of you?”

“No.”

“Don’t be like this!”

“……”

“Sister-in-law, are you a student at this university? Too good! Only two students in our high school were admitted here, one of which is this bookworm beside me.” While blocking the boy’s shoulder he said, “This brother doesn’t even know what Prosperous Century is, such rubbish! Sister-in-law you’re too f.u.c.king awesome, you’re so good at playing games but also so good at studying!”

“……thank you. Have you eaten yet?”

“I haven’t. Sister-in-law wants to treat me to lunch?”

Afterwards, Yao Yuan went to swiped her card to buy the two students a meal. Then she quickly left with her colleagues. She was almost finished eating anyways, staying for longer would not be a wise choice. Zou Na Shi Naheld his food and looked at Yao Yuan’s figure from behind, “Aiya, leaving already? I haven’t finished being excited yet!”

Bookworm patted his shoulder and said: “Leaving is expected, by the way, she is one of our teachers, not a student.”

Zou Na Shi Na: “What!?”

At noon that day, inside Bookworm’s dorm, Zou Na Shi Na excitedly went onto the game. In World Clan’s clan chat dropped a bomb: “I saw sister-in-law today!”

“And I also had a chat with sister-in-law at a close distance!”

“Today, sister-in-law treated me to lunch!! Two meat dishes and two vegetarian dishes!!”

“Sister-in-law’s voice is super beautiful!”

Also, turns out sister-in-law is a university teacher! Too young, couldn’t tell at all!!”

There weren’t many people online at noon, but there were many people in World Clan. Even if one-third of the members refreshed their screen, that would be enough. After N number of ellipsis, they begged for more insider news, begged for photos.

Zou Na Shi Na: “Sister-in-law didn’t let me take any ah.”

Xiong Ying Yi Hao: “Follow her ah stupid!”

Luo Shui: “Haha, I think he would be murdered.”

Zou Na Shi Na: “Sister-in-law is very gentle!”

Luo Shui: “Then why didn’t you follower her?”

Zou Na Shi Na: “Tears. She left right after she bought me lunch, I couldn’t even react……”

Xue Sha: “Black belly [2] ah.”

Ao Shi Cang Qiong: “Little Zou, this is already your second time seeing sister-in-law. She hasn’t even married our Clan Leader yet, you have a lot of courage.”

Wen Ru Yu: “En, this is neither a big or small matter. You guys must always remember, Clan Leader is very cruel.”

Xiong Ying Yi Hao: “Boss isn’t here, Ru Yu has the courage to be a tsundere.”

Wen Ru Yu: “This isn’t called being a tsundere, this is called knowing him through and through. Believe whatever you want. Anyways, I believe it. Good luck Brother Zou ^_^”

Zou Na Shi Na: “……”

Luo Shui: “Little Zou don’t listen to Ru Yu’s nonsense, Clan Leader is very understanding.”

It has been proven that in the face of love, others are all floating clouds.

System message: “Zou Na Shi Na has been kicked out of the clan by Clan Leader Jun Lin Tian Xia.”

Wen Ru Yu: “Great Clan Leader you came, throw flowers throw flowers!!”

Luo Shui: “……”

Ao Shi Cang Qiong: “Keke (laughing), Boss, don’t need to be so cruel right?”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Hand slipped.”

Everyone: “……”

Soon Clan Leader explained condescendingly: “Wait a minute then bring him back. Remind him, real life matters should not be spread everywhere online.”

Wen Ru Yu: “Ok ok, I’ll handle it!”

Jun Lin Tian Xia’s inner thoughts: “Clan Leader is so honest and righteous ah!”

Ao Shi Cang Qiong’s private message: “Actually, you really want to hear more insider new right?”

Jun Lin Tian Xia: “Ah.”

Ao Shi Cang Qiong thought to himself, investigating other’s private affairs without blinking an eye, without guilt, but not allowing others to talk about it, even a little bit, what is this called? Anyway, I won’t pay attention ah.

Back on Yao Yuan’s side, it was time to get off work. Yao Xin Ran, who heard that Yao Yuan was “getting married”, called to console her: “You don’t need to worry so much about forming an alliance, it’s just an online game.”

But someone has already exposed her phone number, and the first thing he did was contact her. Being slow on the uptake, in hindsight she realized that she sweetly replied “Goodnight to you too”……This seems too much like falling in love ah!

“Moreover, if it doesn’t work out, having a divorce is not a big deal. Send a NPC (non-player character) into the program and it’ll be done.”

I’ve already thought of this, but in the afternoon, I suddenly received a message, “I hope you haven’t forgotten, our wedding is at 8:30pm. I’m very sincere about this marriage, I hope you are too.” For some reason, after hearing Jun Lin Tian Xia say that, Yao Yuan couldn’t differentiate between her feelings in the real world and online. That’s why she felt burdened, and felt that the Great Master was playing mental games with her.

But that night, to prevent him from calling her in person to rush their marriage, Yao Yuan logged on to the game at 7pm. Once she went to her own clan, she immediately logged off. Too lively!

Whereas Ruo Wei Jun Gu’s private chat was swamped with all sorts of messages. Mostly congratulating her on her marriage with Jun Lin Tian Xiaand wishing them harmony for 100 years. On the other hand, there were also those who said that she stole Jun Lin Clan Leader and hated her.

Yao Yuan said to herself, I also hate it, hate myself for being blinded by greed.

Shui Shang Xian: “Younger cousin is here, we have prepared a wedding present for you!”

Ruo Wei Jun Gu: “Ah? It’s ok, didn’t you say earlier…….” don’t place too much importance on this wedding?

Shui Shang Xian: “Hey sister…… Wen Ru Yu just contacted me, said within their clan rules, there is one that states, ‘Those who comply with us thrive and those who resist us perish’ implying that if you and their Clan Leader divorce, it means that the alliance will be terminated…… We will be burnt to ashes.”

Yao Yuan was taken aback. Slammed her fist on the table and stood up, “This is ridiculous!”