"You sure know what you want," says I. "Come on."

"See!" he whispers as we get to the Maison Noir"s show window. "She"s there!"

And sure enough, standin" back to, over in the corner facin" the mirror, is this cla.s.sy figure in the zippy street dress, with Mame Stribble"s hair and eyes. She"s doin" the dummy act well, too. I couldn"t see either breath or eye flutter.

"Huh!" says I. "It"s by me. Let"s go in and interview Madame Maurice."

We had to waste four or five minutes while I inspects the dress Vee has bought, and I sure felt foolish standin" there watchin" this young lady model glide back and forth.

"I trust Monsieur approves?" asks Madame Maurice.

"Oh, sure!" says I. "Quite spiffy. But say, I noticed one in the window that sort of took my eye--that street dress, in the corner."

"Street dress?" says the Madame, lookin" puzzled. "Is M"sieur certain?"

"Maybe I"d better point it out."

But by the time I"d towed her to the front door there was nothing of the kind in sight.

"As I thought," says Madame. "A slight mistake."

"Looks so, don"t it?" says I, as we trails back in. "But you have a Miss Mamie Stribble working here, haven"t you; a young lady with kind of goldy hair, dark eyebrows and a sort of old ivory complexion?"

"Ah!" says the Madame. "Perhaps you mean Marie St. Ribble?"

"That"s near enough," says I. "Could I have a few words with her?"

"But yes," says Madame Maurice. "It is her hour for luncheon. I will see." With that she calls up an a.s.sistant, shoos me into a back parlor and asks me to wait a moment, leavin" Crosby out front with his mouth open.

And two minutes later in breezes the Madame leadin" Mame Stribble by the arm. The lady boss seems somewhat peeved, too. "Tell me," she demands, "is this the street dress which you observed in the window?"

"That"s the very one," says I.

"Hah!" says she. "Then perhaps Marie will explain to me later. For the present, M"sieur, I leave you."

"Sorry if I"ve put you in bad, Miss Stribble," says I, as the Madame sweeps out.

"Oh, that"s all right," says Mame, tossin" her chin. "She"ll get over it. And, anyway, I was takin" a chance."

"So I noticed," says I. "What was the big idea, though?"

"Just sizin" up the people who pa.s.s by," says Mame. "It"s grand sport havin" "em stretch their necks at you and thinkin" you"re just a dummy.

I got onto it one day while I was changin" a model. Course, it cuts into my lunch time, and I have to sneak a dress out of stock, but it"s kind of fun."

""Specially when you"ve got one particular young gent coming to watch regular, eh?" I suggests.

That seems to give her sort of a jolt and for a second she stares at me, bitin" her upper lip. "Who do you mean, now?" she asks.

"He has a chin dimple and his name"s Crosby Rhodes," says I. "You"ve put the spell on him for fair, too. He"s out front, waiting to meet you."

"Oh, is he?" says Mame, lettin" on not to care. "And yet when he was livin" in one of our apartments he pa.s.sed me every day without seein" me at all."

"Oh, ho!" says I. "You took notice of him, though, did you?"

Miss Stribble pinks up at that. "Yes, I did," says she. "He struck me as a reg"lar feller, one of the kind you could tie to. And when he"d almost step over me without noticin"--well, I"ll admit that sort of hurt. I expect that"s why I made up my mind to shake the mop and pail outfit and break in some place where I could pick up a few tricks. After a few stabs I landed here at the Maison. I remember I had on a saggy skirt and a shirtwaist that must have looked like it had been improvised out of a coffee sack. It"s a wonder they let me past the door. But they did. For the first six weeks, though, they kept me in the work rooms. Then I got one of the girls to help me evenings on a black taffeta; I saved up enough for two pairs of silk stockin"s, blew myself to some pumps with four inch heels, and begun carryin" a vanity box. It worked. Next thing I knew they had me down on the main floor carryin" stock to the models and now and then displayin" misses" styles to customers. I had a hunch I was gettin" easier to look at, but you never can tell by the way women size you up. All they see is the dress. And in the window there I had a chance to see whether I was registerin" with the men. That"s the whole tragic tale."

"Leaving out Crosby Rhodes."

"That"s so," admits Mame. "And it was some satisfaction, bringin" him to life."

"You"ve done more"n that," says I. "He"s one of these guys that wants what he wants, and goes after it strong. Just now it seems to be you."

"How inter-estin"!" says Mame. "Tell me, what"s his line?"

"Airplane timber," says I. "He"s from out on the Coast."

"Oh!" says she. "From one of these little straight-through-on-Main-street burgs, I suppose?"

"Headquarters in Seattle, I understand," says I. "That"s hardly on the Tom show circuit."

"Yes, I guess I"ve heard of the place," says Mame. "But what"s his proposition!"

"First off," says I, "Crosby wants to get acquainted. If he has any hymen stuff up his sleeve, I expect you"d better hear that from him personally. The question now is, do you want to meet him?"

"Oh, I dunno," says Mame careless. "I guess I"ll take a chance."

"Then forget that vanishing act of yours," says I, "and I"ll run him in."

And, honest, as I slips out of the Maison Noir and beats it for my lunch, I felt like I"d done a day"s work. What it would come to was by me. They was off my hands, anyway.

That couldn"t have been over a week ago. And here only yesterday Crosby comes crashin" into the Corrugated general offices, pounds me enthusiastic on the back, and announces that I"m the best friend he"s got in the world.

"Meanin", I expect," says I, "that Miss Stribble and you have been gettin" on?"

"Old man," says Crosby, his mild blue eyes sparklin", "she"s a wonderful girl--wonderful! And within a week she"s going to be Mrs. Crosby Rhodes.

We start for home just as soon as the Maison Noir can turn out her trousseau; which is going to be some outfit, take it from me."

I hope I said something appropriate. If I didn"t I expect Crosby was too excited to notice. Also that night I carried home the bulletin to Vee.

"There!" says Vee. "I just knew, the moment I saw her, that she wasn"t at all as that horrid old man tried to make us believe."

"No," says I, "Mame"s vamping was just practice stuff. A lot of it is like that, I expect."

"But wasn"t it odd," goes on Vee, "about her meeting the very man she"d liked from the first?"

"Well, not so very," says I. "With that show window act she had the net spread kind of wide. The only chance Crosby had of escape was by staying out of New York, and n.o.body does that for very long at a time."