Torchy and Vee

Chapter 34

"There!" he goes on. "That"s Bonnie Sutton. What about her?"

Course, her hair is done kind of odd and old-fashioned, piled up on top of her head that way, with a curl or two behind one ear; and I expect if much of her costume had showed it would have looked old-fashioned, too.

But there wasn"t much to show, for it"s only a bust view and cut off about where the dress begins. Besides, she"s leanin" forward on her elbows. A fairly plump party, I should judge, with substantial, well-rounded shoulders and kind of a big face. Something of a cut-up, too, I should say, for she holds her head a little on one side, her chin propped in the palm of the left hand, while between the fingers of the right she"s holdin" a cigarette. What struck me most, though, was the folksy look in them wide-open eyes of hers. If it hadn"t been for that I might have sized her up for a lady vamp.

"Good deal of a stunner, I should say, Mr. Ellins," says I; "and no half portion, at that."

"Of queenly stature, as the society reporters used to put it," says Old Hickory. "She had her court, too, even if some of the sessions were rather lively ones."

At that he trails off into what pa.s.ses with him as a chuckle and I waits patient while he does a mental review of old stuff. I could guess near enough how some of them scenes would show up: the bunch gatherin" in one of the little banquet rooms upstairs at Del"s., and Bonnie surrounded three deep by admirin" males, perhaps kiddin" Ward McAllister over one shoulder and Freddie Gebhard whisperin" over the other; or after attendin" one of Patti"s farewell concerts there would be a beefsteak and champagne supper somewhere uptown--above Twenty-third Street--and some wild sport would pull that act of drinking Bonnie"s health out of her slipper. You know? And I expect they printed her picture on the front page of the "Clipper" when she broke into private theatricals.

"And she"s still on deck?" I suggests.

Old Hickory nods. He goes on to say how the last he heard of her she"d married some rich South American that she"d met in Washington and gone off to live in Brazil, or the Argentine. That had been quite a spell back, I take it. He didn"t say just how long ago. Anyway, she"d dropped out for good, he"d supposed.

"And now," says he, "she has returned, a widow, to settle on the old farm, up somewhere near Cooperstown. It appears, however, that she finds it rather dull. I can"t fancy Bonnie on a farm somehow. Anyway, she has half a mind, she says, to try New York once more before she finally decides. Wants to see some of the old places again. And by the great cats, she shall! No matter what my fool doctors say, Torchy, I mean to take a night or two off when she comes. If Bonnie can stand it I guess I can, too."

"Yes, sir," says I, grinnin" sympathetic.

Well, that was 1:15 a.m. And at exactly 2:30 he limps out with his hand to his right side and his face the color of cigar ashes. He"s in for another spell. I gets his heart specialist on the "phone and loads Mr.

Ellins into a taxi. Just before closin" time he calls up from the house to say that he"s off to the sanitarium for another treatment and may be gone a couple of weeks. I must tell Mr. Robert about those options, have him sub. in at the next directors" meetin", and do a lot of odd jobs that he"d left unfinished.

"And by the way, Torchy," he winds up, "about Bonnie."

"Oh, yes," says I. "The lady fascinator."

"If she should show up while I am away," says Old Hickory, "don"t--don"t bother to tell her I"m a sick old man. Just say I--I"ve been called out of town, or something."

"I get you," says I. "Business trip."

"She"ll be disappointed, I suppose," goes on Mr. Ellins. "No one to take her around town. That is, unless--By George, Torchy!--You must take my place."

"Eh?" says I, gaspy.

"Yes," says he. "You lucky young rascal! You shall be the one to welcome Bonnie back to New York. And do it right, son. Draw on Mr. Piddie for any amount you may need. Nothing but the best for Bonnie. You understand. That is, if she comes before I get back."

Say, I"ve had some odd a.s.signments from Old Hickory, but never one just like this before. Some contract that, to take an ex-home wrecker in tow and give her the kind of a good time that was popular in the days of Berry Wall. If I could only dig up some old sport with a good memory he might coach me so that I might make a stab at it, but I didn"t know where to find one. And for three days there I made nervous motions every time Vincent came in off the gate with a card.

But a week went by and no Bonnie blew in from up state. Maybe she"d renigged on the proposition, or had hunted up some other friend of the old days. Anyway, I"d got my nerves soothed down considerable and was almost countin" the incident as closed, when here the other day as I drifts back from lunch Vincent holds me up.

"Lady to see Mr. Ellins," says he. "She"s in the private office."

"Sad words, Vincent," says I. "Don"t tell me it"s Bonnie."

"Nothing like that," says he. "Here"s her name," and he hands me a black-bordered card.

"Huh!" says I, taking a glance. "Senora Concita Maria y Polanio. All of that, eh? Must be some whale of a female?"

"Whale is near it," says Vincent. "You ought to see her."

"The worst of it is," says I, "I gotta see her."

He"s no exaggerator, Vincent. This female party that I finds bulgin" Old Hickory"s swing desk chair has got any Jonah fish I ever saw pictured out lookin" like a pickerel. I don"t mean she"s any side-show freak. Not as bad as that. But for her height, which is about medium, I should say, she sure is bulky. The way she sits there with her skirts spreadin"

wide around her feet, she has all the graceful outlines of a human water tower. Above the wide shoulders is a big, high-colored face, and wabblin" kind of unsteady on top of her head is a black velvet hat with jet decorations. You remember them pictures we used to see of the late Queen Victoria? Well, the Senora is an enlarged edition.

I was wonderin" how long since she came up from Cuba, and if I"d need a Spanish interpreter to find out why she thinks she has to call on the president of the Corrugated Trust, when she rolls them big dark eyes of hers my way and remarks, in perfectly good United States: "Ah! A ray of sunshine!"

It comes out so unexpected that for a second or so I just gawps at her, and then I asks: "Referrin" to my hair?"

"Forgive me, young man," says she. "But it is such a cheerful shade."

"Yes"m," says I. "So I"ve been told. Some call it fire-hydrant red, but I claim it"s only super-pink."

"Anyway, I like it very much," says she. "I hope they don"t call you Reddy, though?"

"No, ma"am," says I. "Torchy."

"Why, how clever!" says she. "May I call you that, too? And I suppose you are one of Mr. Ellins" a.s.sistants?"

"His private secretary," says I. "So you can see what luck he"s playin"

in. Did you want to talk to him "special, or is it anything I can fix up for you?"

"It"s rather personal, I"m afraid," says she. "The boy at the door insisted that Mr. Ellins wasn"t in, but I told him I didn"t mind waiting."

"That"s nice," says I. "He"ll be back in a week or so."

"Oh!" says she. "Then he went away before my note came?"

Which was where I begun to work up a hunch. Course, it"s only a wild suspicion at first. She don"t fit the description at all. Still, if she should be the one--I could feel the panicky shivers chasin" up and down my backbone just at the thought. I expect my voice wavered a little as I put the question.

"Say," says I, "you don"t happen to be Bonnie Sutton, do you?"

That got a laugh out of her. It"s no throaty, old-hen cackle, either.

It"s clear and trilly.

"Thank you, Torchy," says she. "You"ve guessed it. But please tell me how?"

"Why," says I, draggy, "I--er--you see----" And then I"m struck with this foolish idea. Honest, I couldn"t help pullin" it. "Mr. Ellins," I goes on, "happened to show me your picture."

"What!" says she. "My picture? I--I can hardly believe it."

"Wait," says I. "It"s right here in the drawer. That is, it was. Yep!

This one. There!"

And say, as I flashed that old photo on her I didn"t have the nerve to watch her face. You get me, don"t you? If you"d changed as much as she had how would you like to be stacked up sudden against a view of what you was once? So I looked the other way. Must have been a minute or more before I glanced around again. She was still starin" at the picture and brushin" something off her eyelashes.

"Torchy," says she, "I could almost hug you for that. What a really talented young liar you are! And how thoroughly delightful of you to do it!"

"Oh, I don"t know," says I. "Anyway, it"s the picture he showed me when he was tellin" about you."