Chapter 647: A Combination of Weirdoes
Translator: Nyoi-Bo Studio Editor: Nyoi-Bo Studio
Wow!
The entire area fell in an uproar instantly!
Everyone was shocked. Xu Que dared to abuse and provoke Duan Jiude in front of so many people!
That was something even the big families and sects didn’t have the nerve to do. He abused so loudly as if he was seeking for his death!
People of the Sky Incense Valley freaked out for they didn’t expect Xu Que could be so reckless.
“Oh, no! What the h.e.l.l is this guy going to do?” the old man of the Sky Incense Valley said bitterly.
Suddenly, he was grateful that Xu Que didn’t join the Sky Incense Valley; or their entire sect would be wiped off.
Zhang Suliang and Tang Xueru were also astonished together with the rest people of the Sky Incense Valley. Xu Que was so overbearing for them. He dared to make troubles like this after destructing his cultivation. Maybe they couldn’t find another person like him in this world.
Xu Que ignored their shocked expression. He didn’t get any response from the crowds, so he shouted again by furrowing his eyebrows, “Duan Jiude, do you have the nerve to face me here?”
“Duan Jiude, I don’t want to waste my time. If you don’t come out, you will be considered as the loser!”
“I agree to use only one hand during our fight!”
“Duan Jiude, Duan Jiude, you Mom is waiting for you at the school gate with a box of Milk Drink in her hand!”
“Duan Jiude, you Mom asks you to go home and have dinner!”
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The harder Xu Que shouted, the more dumbfounded those onlookers became.
They used to see reckless people, but this was the first time for them to see a guy who was so reckless by offending Duan Jiude in this way!
At this time, the families and sects from the East Continent stepped back suddenly as if they had reached a tacit agreement. They stopped to surround Xu Que after hearing his abuse as if Xu Que had become a dead man for them!
Finally, someone who couldn’t stand his noise shouted, “Duan Jiude has entered the Tai Yuan Mystery Land. It is useless to shout here. You could find him in the Mystery Land!”
“What? He has entered the Mystery Land?” Xu Que was stunned. What was this Duan Jiude going to do? After provoking Xu Que, he just entered the Mystery Land when Xu Que had arrived at this place.
“d.a.m.n! This coward chose to hide in the Mystery Land after hearing my arrival. Hmph! I’ve never seen a shameless person like him!”
Xu Que was so annoyed for he didn’t know whether he could find Duan Jiude in the Mystery Land.
The onlookers rolled their eyes speechlessly.
Who is the shameless one?
Duan Jiude chose to hide in the Mystery Land because he is afraid of you? Little brat, you are too arrogant!
Duan Jiude just ignored your existence. He knew you don’t have the never to come here, so he entered the Mystery Land!
“Stay out of my way! Anyone who get in my way should face the consequences!” Xu Que didn’t want to waste his time here. He pushed away a guy from the Jiang Family in front of him and stepped towards the entrance of the Mystery Land.
However, the Jiang Family didn’t stop him but made way for him directly. They just looked at Xu Que sarcastically as if they had known Xu Que would be killed after entering the Mystery Land!
When Xu Que arrived at the entrance of the Mystery Land, the light curtain at the entrance lit up abruptly. Then, two strands of light flew out and landed in front of Xu Que and Duan Jiude.
“A jade plate?” Xu Que was confused when he saw a jade plate falling out from the light curtain.
“Little brat, you could enter the Mystery Land after shouting out your name and your sect!” b.u.t.tface reminded him at this time.
Xu Que fixed his eyes on the giant stone tablet outside the entrance of the Mystery Land. Then, he understood b.u.t.tface’s words and said with a smile, “This is Xu Que of the Exploding Heavens Faction!”
Swis.h.!.+
The jade plate lit up.
Then, several rows of small characters appeared on it, which were “Xu Que of the Exploding Heavens Faction”.
“I am the Mighty King of the Exploding Heavens Faction!” b.u.t.tface also shouted majestically at the same time.
His name also appeared on his jade plate.
“Holy s.h.i.+t! b.u.t.tface, you lied about your name!” Xu Que said disdainfully.
“d.a.m.n! This is my real name!” b.u.t.tface retorted.
Xu Que smiled and said no more. Then, he stepped towards the entrance of the Mystery Land with the jade plate in his hand.
Also at this time, the light curtain at the entrance of the Mystery Land was distorted.
“Ouch!”
Before the onlookers had time to realize what happened, a figure flew out of the entrance and fell on the ground along with his scream.
At first glance, it seemed he was kicked out by someone from inside.
Soon, that figure, who looked quite shabby, stood up abruptly and started to curse, “d.a.m.n! Immortal Tai Yuan, you were really a shameless b.a.s.t.a.r.d. How dare you set me up after your death? I will dig your ancestral grave!”
Gasp!
All at once, all cultivators in this area gasped as they fixed their eyes on that figure.
After a while, their facial expression became complicated.
They could tell the figure fell out of the Mystery Land was Duan Jiude!
More coincidentally, Xu Que hadn’t entered the Mystery Land yet. The two of them met at the entrance directly!
“Now we can enjoy this excellent show!”
People of families and sects from the East Continent lit up their eyes and smiled sarcastically.
The rest cultivators were shocked and thought Xu Que was doomed this time. He was so unlucky to meet Duan Jiude in such a way. Maybe he could be killed the next moment!
However, all onlookers were surprised by what happened next.
“Eh?”
Seeing the old man who was kicked out of the Mystery Land, Xu Que was surprised. So, he exclaimed for this old man looked so familiar.
“Eh?” the old man also exclaimed after seeing Xu Que.
“Eh?” Xu Que exclaimed again.
The old man was even more surprised, “Eh? Eh?”
“Eh? Eh? Eh?”
“Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?”
“Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh? Eh?”
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An old man and a young man started to exclaimed at each other in this way on the spot.
The onlookers were totally confused and dumbfounded.
What’s going on?
What are they talking about?
Eh? Eh? Eh? Why do you always say “Eh”? Please speak human language!
“Holy s.h.i.+t! Old beggar, it’s you! What brings you here?”
Just at this time, Xu Que figured out the old man in front of him was the old beggar who used to stole his chicken wings in the Fire Nation.
The old man also recognized Xu Que and said in surprise, “It’s me! Chicken wing boy, you are also here! Have you taken chicken wings with you?”
“Forget the chicken wings! Why wasn’t you killed by someone?” Xu Que said with a smile. He never expected he could meet this mysterious old man here.
“Boo, I am invincible, n.o.body could kill me!” the old man widened his eyes immediately. Then, he fixed his eyes on b.u.t.tface and said excitedly, “You take a dog here! Are you going to roast dog meat?”
“Holy s.h.i.+t! F*ck you! I am a wolf!” b.u.t.tface p.i.s.sed off immediately.
“F*ck!” the old man was also annoyed by b.u.t.tface and was about to curse back.
Xu Que said disdainfully, “Why are you quarreling? I guess both of you don’t have any cultural literacy, right? You kept saying dirty words, and your mouths are full of f*ck, f*ck, f*ck! I’m ashamed of you! d.a.m.n! Your words even made me blus.h.!.+”
Puff! “You are no better than us! How dare you scold me? Have you taken chicken wings with you?” the old man said angrily.
“I said you could forget the chicken wings! I am going to settle scores with my enemy! I don’t want to waste time here. See you later!”
“Don’t go! You are going to find your enemy, right? I could help you to kill your enemy and you only need to reward me with some roasted chicken wings, is that OK?”
“Really? Are your old bones strong enough to kill someone?”
“Nonsense! I will use your family name if I can’t kill your enemy!”
“OK, then let’s go! I’ve heard he has entered the Mystery Land!”
“Let’s go!”
The two of them reached an agreement immediately. Then, they stepped into the Mystery Land together by putting hands on each other’s shoulders like old friends who hadn’t seen each other for many years!
The entire area was in a dead silence!
All onlookers were totally confused and dumbfounded.
What the h.e.l.l is going on?
I remember they are enemies!
These 2 persons and 1 dog have formed a combination of weirdoes!
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